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[piecewise]

I could point out that there are time stamps on all the posts you could look at and tell very easily which potion I'm talking about.

But that would be silly.

[mastahcheese]

"Silly", he says.

[Empiricist]

Continue being a dick.

I can't wait for you to fail your charisma roll and spray rainbows and friendship everywhere like a broken fire hydrant.

[Nunzillor]

Me neither!  That's would be pretty hilarious.

[Empiricist]

My Mummified Pharaoh: Friendship is Necromancy

[kj1225]

My Mummified Pharaoh: Friendship is Necromancy

Well, presumably the pharaoh is mummified. You know. Since they're all dead.

[IronyOwl]

Glad to hear it, insane death computer.

Irony, where did you go and why aren't you playing anymore?

He hasn't gotten over the fact that the cultist made him his bitch and rode him like a pony 

Leap of Faith is best pony.

But anyway, I once again couldn't keep up with the avalanche of posts, didn't seem to be on mission, and was too disconnected to have anything productive to do on-ship, so I just sort of detached entirely waiting for the next round to come up. Which I would probably end up missing anyway because I'm not tracking the on-ship thread.

But yes, I should dive back in at some point. Some point soon, so I'm as prepared as possible for when the universe is eaten by writhing alien gods, I'm guessing. Anybody got a summary of... pretty much everything on and concurrent with the current missions?
_{And yes I realize this excuse might work better if I apparently didn't have the free time to draw a hairless albino horse}

[Xantalos]

You're on ship?
Wierd shit started happening when Xan turned on the TV - this multiple stories tall pig corpse thing appeared on the screen and started spouting bible verses, then the ship shut down and stuff happened, now there's a hole in the wall that leads to an alternate dimension that digitizes stuff in it for some reason. Also the head of R&D is a gigantic mechanical squid, Xan's still disguised as a normal guy because I don't trust myself not to STAN again, and Pancaek temporarily became omniscient by getting really high off of Xeno Spit. It wore off though.

[piecewise]

Glad to hear it, insane death computer.

Irony, where did you go and why aren't you playing anymore?

He hasn't gotten over the fact that the cultist made him his bitch and rode him like a pony 

Leap of Faith is best pony.

But anyway, I once again couldn't keep up with the avalanche of posts, didn't seem to be on mission, and was too disconnected to have anything productive to do on-ship, so I just sort of detached entirely waiting for the next round to come up. Which I would probably end up missing anyway because I'm not tracking the on-ship thread.

But yes, I should dive back in at some point. Some point soon, so I'm as prepared as possible for when the universe is eaten by writhing alien gods, I'm guessing. Anybody got a summary of... pretty much everything on and concurrent with the current missions?
_{And yes I realize this excuse might work better if I apparently didn't have the free time to draw a hairless albino horse}

Mission: Diplomacy
What started as a boring sit and talk turned into a raid on a military base and subsequent murder spree. We've killed at least 50-80 very human soldiers. Pretty good. Easy.

Mission: Sandy Pants
Attempt to bring alien fire elemental thats inhabiting a woman to a prophesied place to kill it. 4 perma deaths so far, I believe. Flaming mummies, alien fireballs from space, etc. Lots of fire.

Mission: Oceans 4 and a half.
They have to rob a bank. They have so far done a shit ton of surveillance, bought a small fleet of cars, a small armory of weapons, and some space mining equipment. They've also built bomb drones and a computer with a dial-up connection to god himself.  I'm 5 turns away from asking Milno to shoot someone in the kneecap to speed this up BECAUSE THE OTHER MISSIONS SEEM TO BE NEARING THEIR END AND WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE YOU ALL ON PLANET DO WE? THATS LIKE A 10-20 YEAR TIME GAP IF THAT SHIT HAPPENS. SHIT GONNA GET OLD.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Glad to hear it, insane death computer.

Irony, where did you go and why aren't you playing anymore?

He hasn't gotten over the fact that the cultist made him his bitch and rode him like a pony 

Leap of Faith is best pony.

But anyway, I once again couldn't keep up with the avalanche of posts, didn't seem to be on mission, and was too disconnected to have anything productive to do on-ship, so I just sort of detached entirely waiting for the next round to come up. Which I would probably end up missing anyway because I'm not tracking the on-ship thread.

But yes, I should dive back in at some point. Some point soon, so I'm as prepared as possible for when the universe is eaten by writhing alien gods, I'm guessing. Anybody got a summary of... pretty much everything on and concurrent with the current missions?
_{And yes I realize this excuse might work better if I apparently didn't have the free time to draw a hairless albino horse}

Mission: Diplomacy
What started as a boring sit and talk turned into a raid on a military base and subsequent murder spree. We've killed at least 50-80 very human soldiers. Pretty good. Easy.

Mission: Sandy Pants
Attempt to bring alien fire elemental thats inhabiting a woman to a prophesied place to kill it. 4 perma deaths so far, I believe. Flaming mummies, alien fireballs from space, etc. Lots of fire.

Mission: Oceans 4 and a half.
They have to rob a bank. They have so far done a shit ton of surveillance, bought a small fleet of cars, a small armory of weapons, and some space mining equipment. They've also built bomb drones and a computer with a dial-up connection to god himself.  I'm 5 turns away from asking Milno to shoot someone in the kneecap to speed this up BECAUSE THE OTHER MISSIONS SEEM TO BE NEARING THEIR END AND WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE YOU ALL ON PLANET DO WE? THATS LIKE A 10-20 YEAR TIME GAP IF THAT SHIT HAPPENS. SHIT GONNA GET OLD.

Meanwhile on ship, a new event is happening. A lot of the ship is missing/unreachable, large parts of what's reachable are getting TRON'd, people are drinking potions and gaining superpowers left and right.

Meanwhile on Hephaestus, nothing exciting happens so far because... well, because it's Hephaestus. Until one of us does something exceedingly interesting (I'm suspecting it'll have to be Anton), at least. Sods are being made, artifacts are being examined, new warships are being built, and people seem to be up in arms because a weapons designer wants to design a bigger laser to build his design of battleship around.

Also, that is a pony. A synthflesh pony?

* Sean Mirrsen adds it to his drawing queue.

[Xantalos]

*coughhackwheezefartyoucouldwakeupXanandhavehimdointerestingstuffjustsayingmdhshdgjdbfbblblblb*

[AoshimaMichio]

Mission: Oceans 4 and a half.
They have to rob a bank. They have so far done a shit ton of surveillance, bought a small fleet of cars, a small armory of weapons, and some space mining equipment. They've also built bomb drones and a computer with a dial-up connection to god himself.  I'm 5 turns away from asking Milno to shoot someone in the kneecap to speed this up BECAUSE THE OTHER MISSIONS SEEM TO BE NEARING THEIR END AND WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE YOU ALL ON PLANET DO WE? THATS LIKE A 10-20 YEAR TIME GAP IF THAT SHIT HAPPENS. SHIT GONNA GET OLD.

Now now... We are just being careful, covering all bases.

[Devastator]

Now now... We are just being careful, covering all bases.

I still maintain that the real plan is to bore PW until he gives in and makes whatever you do autosucceed.  ;-)

[IronyOwl]

You're on ship?
Wierd shit started happening when Xan turned on the TV - this multiple stories tall pig corpse thing appeared on the screen and started spouting bible verses, then the ship shut down and stuff happened, now there's a hole in the wall that leads to an alternate dimension that digitizes stuff in it for some reason. Also the head of R&D is a gigantic mechanical squid, Xan's still disguised as a normal guy because I don't trust myself not to STAN again, and Pancaek temporarily became omniscient by getting really high off of Xeno Spit. It wore off though.

Meanwhile on ship, a new event is happening. A lot of the ship is missing/unreachable, large parts of what's reachable are getting TRON'd, people are drinking potions and gaining superpowers left and right.

Meanwhile on Hephaestus, nothing exciting happens so far because... well, because it's Hephaestus. Until one of us does something exceedingly interesting (I'm suspecting it'll have to be Anton), at least. Sods are being made, artifacts are being examined, new warships are being built, and people seem to be up in arms because a weapons designer wants to design a bigger laser to build his design of battleship around.

Also, that is a pony. A synthflesh pony?

* Sean Mirrsen adds it to his drawing queue.

Holy hell, again? I guess hoping for an alien death dimension-exploring ship to never have to become an alien death dimension because "the prisoners are doing that far away" is unrealistic, but still.

Does the TRONing appear reversible? What are its effects, other than making you appear all digital-y? AM, Steve, or Doc had any opinions on this yet?

Mission: Diplomacy
What started as a boring sit and talk turned into a raid on a military base and subsequent murder spree. We've killed at least 50-80 very human soldiers. Pretty good. Easy.

Mission: Sandy Pants
Attempt to bring alien fire elemental thats inhabiting a woman to a prophesied place to kill it. 4 perma deaths so far, I believe. Flaming mummies, alien fireballs from space, etc. Lots of fire.

Mission: Oceans 4 and a half.
They have to rob a bank. They have so far done a shit ton of surveillance, bought a small fleet of cars, a small armory of weapons, and some space mining equipment. They've also built bomb drones and a computer with a dial-up connection to god himself.  I'm 5 turns away from asking Milno to shoot someone in the kneecap to speed this up BECAUSE THE OTHER MISSIONS SEEM TO BE NEARING THEIR END AND WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE YOU ALL ON PLANET DO WE? THATS LIKE A 10-20 YEAR TIME GAP IF THAT SHIT HAPPENS. SHIT GONNA GET OLD.

Wanton genocide of vastly inferior foes, and therefore the only mission we can accomplish without half the team ending up in medbay with replacement limbs.

JESUS, four?! I'm not sure whether to feel glad or apologetic I drooled myself out of that one.

Aaaaaaaand it's the assassinate-the-historian mission all over again. This is what happens when you let Milno lead things.


Oh gods, what.

[Lenglon]

((I think I'm the only Diplo team member with a killcount of zero))