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[Gentlefish]

Ciel was a very fresh newbie whom I turned into a glass skeleton via self-amp-overload.

Who also has a hysterical screaming twin.

[piecewise]

Entrances? Make your own. Explosively.

You don't get it, I don't need a way to get in. I need to know where they could get out.

Close your own exits.  Implosively.

Which Firefox insists is not a word.

Exactly! And for that, we need to know where they are.

Clearly the only option is for you to destroy everything, just to be safe.


Also

HELP MY BRAIN IS MELTING WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCaZaSon9A#t=372

[Gentlefish]

HA!

HAH HA!

I HAV ESEEN SOMETHING BEFORE PIECEWISE

[Xantalos]

*looks at video thumbnail*
*title*
Ooh, new age hippie science! Let me try:

The modular vibrational energy of the higher power of the unobservable universe, commonly called God by religious folk but in actuality histrionical nascent flux crystals in a quadritangleal pattern that resonates at the chakra of the spiritual gizzard of Polynesian descendants, can easily be harnessed with the aid of the angels of the root ribs and the neckline, which are best contacted by assuming the banana palm frond tuber pose and venting your bowels. They can help you to achieve a higher spiritual planar position in the cosmological game of snakes and ladders by utilizing their vast powers attained from absorbing the essence of all the gristle you consume over your lifetime and focusing it into a mighty honk of triquinteferal power that will silently assassinate one opposing spirit in the midst of their next Jenga match via the means of unquantifiable fungal distortions in the ether. You're then free to absorb their mantle and consume their subordinates to please your symbiont rib and neck angels and increase the effectiveness of your next excursion into the quantumnal atmosphere. Be careful not to do this too often though, or your genitalia will spontaneously fossilize.

[Nikitian]

HELP MY BRAIN IS MELTING WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS

THIS.
Although, to give them credit,
  NEVER MIND THAT STILL MELTS YOUR BRAINS

[kj1225]

I have a feeling I dodged a bullet by having crappy internet.

[renegadelobster]

First of all:  ...The Fuck? Thats...I'm not sure about that video. Its something. Dunno if its special yet. My brain needs to take a rest.

@kj Yes, yes you have.

[Xantalos]

Wait what.
WHAT.
NO THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.
NO SHUT UP VIDEO MAN THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS STOP TALKING

[Xantalos]

I just read the diplomacy turn.
Jim's purposely overloading his amp. Everyone run.

[renegadelobster]

FUCK I WATCHED IT AGAIN! I though I might be able to make more sense of it, but NOPE, that ain't happenin'. Now my eyes are bleeding slightly and I think my brain ran out through my ears.

[Xantalos]

Seriously that's not how any of that works. If you're gonna try to bullshit your way to bring able to ignore physics at least do it higher quality than that. Jeez.

Seriously though Jim's deliberately doing a heat overload which is gonna be centered on him. Someone should fix that.

[Gentlefish]

Oh. Oh shit.

He's gonna make a big star.

Boom.

[Nikitian]

Uhhh uhhh uhhh
*checks the structural integrity of helmet*
I am fairly sure he wouldn't commit suicide for this mere base of UWM, so... maybe not an overload and just a really really big and hot ball of heat?

[Xantalos]

The Dam Incident, Take 2. Only on purpose this time.

[Nikitian]

Leave nothing of that building standing as soon as the word is given.

So maybe it's just a hyperbole to convey a really bad ass star of heat Jim can pull off in a controlled manner (he's a master of amps, after all)?