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Author Topic: Roll to be friends with the GM - Well, I did say "within this year"...  (Read 48875 times)

4maskwolf

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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #90 on: February 01, 2014, 03:14:03 pm »
Preach the glories of science and technology to the GM, in an attempt to turn him from his Cthuluan ways.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #91 on: February 01, 2014, 03:15:02 pm »
COMBAT OPERANDI -> CLOWNSTORM
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #92 on: February 01, 2014, 03:28:04 pm »
Reveal that I actually stole it by inverting the quatro-blimonoid conserves, thus initiating a resonance dump and breaching the player-GM rift.

Then hit gandalf's face.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #93 on: February 01, 2014, 03:46:02 pm »
Convert all of time into a computer. Upload self into time-computer.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #94 on: February 01, 2014, 04:11:49 pm »
Fire the babelfish in a way that allows me to return! Then charge another one!
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #95 on: February 01, 2014, 04:17:25 pm »
BEGIN OPERATION: BLACK SNOW!

USE MY URSIDAE ACCELERATOR CANNON TO RAPID FIRE CHINESE PANDAS EQUIPPED WITH LIGHTSABERS AT GM!

Also, get my GM SPORK back!
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #96 on: February 01, 2014, 08:56:36 pm »
(Forgot the knightliness meter for me.  Proof it existed:

Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on January 27, 2014, 01:30:14 pm
[6] There's no plot, you silly old fool! Except there is now, because of your meddling. On the other hand, your efforts to protect me have made you look knightly. You gain a KNIGHTLINESS point to do with as you will!

I used up that one point, but...)

Return victoriously from my quest to get the Overseer Project's Ragnarocxcaliber, the ultimate sword, with a army of knights behind me all sworn to defend the GM.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2014, 09:06:54 pm »
Film the GM going on a highly scandalous date with a dominatrix banana head lady.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #98 on: February 02, 2014, 01:23:37 am »
Arrive fifteen minute late with Starbucks. And a pagan god of wind for back up.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #99 on: February 02, 2014, 01:25:44 am »
Seek out xantlos and learn how to be an endritch master
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #100 on: February 02, 2014, 01:29:15 am »
Quote from: killerhellhound on February 02, 2014, 01:25:44 am
Seek out xantlos and learn how to be an endritch master
Punch him in face to teach him the art of the bruise.

Eat the GM.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #101 on: February 02, 2014, 01:38:20 am »
Activate it.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #102 on: February 02, 2014, 02:07:02 am »
Quote from: DarkArtemisFowl on February 01, 2014, 09:06:54 pm
Film the GM going on a highly scandalous date with a dominatrix banana head lady.
((Lol.))
Deny this happened. The GM is MINE.

Proceed to act all cute and wounded.
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #103 on: February 02, 2014, 02:22:46 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 02, 2014, 01:29:15 am
Quote from: killerhellhound on February 02, 2014, 01:25:44 am
Seek out xantlos and learn how to be an endritch master
Punch him in face to teach him the art of the bruise.

Eat the GM.
Steal some of his power while he punches me
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Re: Roll to destroy DMK and the GM - Ecchi nonsense
« Reply #104 on: February 02, 2014, 02:58:39 am »
Warp in from nowhere with the entirety of the Imperium of Man's army and space-navy.
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