Yay! More romantic nonsense with GM!
((My other title here is God of Shipping, so that helps... XD))
[6] Fuck my life, I refuse to believe this shit.
[INSERT H-SCENE HERE]There's absolutely NO FUCKING WAY I'm writing it! Use your goddamn imagination, if you have any. And stop looking at me like that!
Avis now has an EMBARRASSMENT METER, already half full!Tell the godmodder that godmodding an GM in its own game is the hardest task in the world. Tell him he will be remembered throughout the world as the first goddmoder to godmode an GM completely if he pulls this off.
[4] He hears you out before turning on his Universal Logic Deflector, then takes off for this thread.
THE GODMODDER has arrived!RECORD ANIME SERIES ABOUT HOBO CTHULHU MAGICAL GIRLS STARRING GM
[4] It is done! You even get Rie Kugimiya to voice me! It is not super popular, but watchable, and there's even a plotline of a sort. (+1 PLT)
Gain unlife as computer-based ghost.
[6] You are now SHODAN! Aren't we all fucked now or some other thingy-dingy?
ShadowDragon has gained a CONTEMPT METER! It is ginormous!COMB RAVE -> FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT
[5]
The universe creaks, then slowly starts ripping in half! Dude, why the heck would you even do that? Oh well. I suppose it's just what you do. Fine by me.
Kick eternally burning Derm at GM wearing fire-proof gear.
Unlock darkpaladin109's chastity belts and sick him on GM.
Finally, corrupt GM's meters to rebel against him. Muhaha!
[3] You are unable to acquire fireproof gear, and so you decide not to approach Derm. Meh.
[2] Not a chance! You need the CHAINGUN, the PISTOL, and the TOMMYGUN for that! It's in the walkthrough! R-T-F-M, d00d!
[1] Z̟̫̻͚̥̄͒̎ͦ̈̾A̞̘̤͍̱̗̥̓ͭL̹̮̯ͦ̔̒̔̄G̰̱͎̯̼̒̒ͣͮͨͤ̒͞O̝͍̤̘͙̭̲ͮ͑͡!̶̭̺͚̾̆̈́ͬ͌ ̘̱ͨ̓̅̌H̙̮͔͔̜ͦ̈̎̿E̘̺͓̣͐ ̭̹̖̫͍̇͊͐͂W̙̩̣͔̤̯͓͒͆͋H̩͕ͫO̘̝͇ͯ͒̕ ̢̘̚W̠̥̹̘͈̝͉̍ͩ̒ͭA̗͛͌̅ͤĨ̻̝͈̣̯̝͙ͮͭ̓̑̎̋T̘̟̒ͥ͆ͮ͋S̗̰̮͊́ͅ ̟͖̲̝̎ͪ͠B̼͕̖͆E̞̥̭̹̩͔̱͌ͬ͊̉̀H͛I̟̘̼ͦ͑̏̿̃ͮ̔N̑͂ͪͫͤD̷̾̓͛͗̄͆ ̈́͏̻͔Y̮͚̐O̺͆̉̃͑̾Ṳ̫̣͖͈̱͗ͦ̍̀Ŗ̪̓͑́ͩ͐͌ͯ ̜̥͈̦̪̩̳ͬͧ͢B̀̓̍̚A̶͎͉̹̔͋ͅÇ̳̻͔̹̓̿͗̏̈K͗̈́̌͗̎͒҉͖͍,̫̯̒̐ ͎͛̀S̗̼͔͓͎̩̩̋U͕̣̥͔̫͇̝͒̑ͨ̈͐̈ͩC̤̱̥̾ͧ͜K̛̟͓̋̏̋͒͛̀Ā̱̝̺̭ͬ̇̇͌!̴̫̣̦͔̭̥ YOUR BRAIN ROTS AWAY TO MAKE ROOM FOR ELDRITCH TENTACLES. Predictably, that kills you.
((Wait, was mine an autofail?))
Hook the GM up on a dating site with dubious reliability and suspicious activity.
Nope, I just forgot to write the roll result. [6] Well. It somehow appears...No, I won't tell you where. I'm embarrassed enough as it is. I wish all those people stopped calling my number to leer into the phone. (+3 EMB)
Hug GM again.
[6] THE ENERGY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP FILLS ME WITH A BURNING POWER! ITS LIGHT TELLS ME TO DESTROY YOU..! Later, though. (+1 LFP +1 ODR)
coo gently to the GM and help him calm down and recompose himself. Grant him sanctuary against attacks.
[5] You are now
ON GUARD! You will intercept the next attack, making it a contested roll! Awesome! (+1 LFP)
Arrive with a large quantity of material to build a wall to protect the GM from things!
Then charge one babelfish!
The
BRICK WALL will intercept any attacks Lenglon doesn't! That's even awesomer! (+1 LFP)
Your BABELFISH is charged! Fire it?Grab some whisky take a few shots then pass the bottle to the GM
[6] THIS IS GOD WHISKEY DAMMIT.
killerhellhound has acquired an ELDRITCHITUDE METER!
The GM's ELDRITCHITUDE METER has also grown! (+3 ELD +1 ALC)
Use pimp cane's magical powers to summon my almighty Ho army, then use them to conquer Khan. His stache shall be destroyed!
[3] The hos are not dumb enough to mess with Khan! I sorta understand them, too. Seriously, this guy is the shit. While all the other primarchs did pussy-ass bullshit, Khan pissed off into the Warp to be away from their fuckery! Well, so did Russ, but screw that guy and his Wolf Wolves.
Arrive with a large quantity of material to build a wall to protect the GM from things!
Then charge one babelfish!
Expend one UNDEFINED point to banish Aseaheru into the pits of game logic errors.
[4] He is banished! However, his
BABELFISH is not, and remains ready to fire, should he so tell it!
Get in Dorisdwarf's face to prevent him from aiming the blast.
[2] Kinda nope, no, you clumsy-ass moron creature. Come again later. Besides, Dorsidwarf has no
FACE. He's a faceless internet person.
Arrive in a blaze of glory.
[2] You arrive in a blaze of...well, fire. You are now on fire! Stop, drop and roll! Or burn to death, like I even care!
Become Fire.
[5] You are now a fire elemental! This is kinda cool, I say so myself. Certainly a nice alternative to stopping, dropping, and rolling, though I wouldn't put it into a PSA.
Combine all the invisible helicats into megatigertron. Assume metaphysical dominance.
[4] The recombination process is underway! Several HELICAT POINTS are expended, sadly, but progress is made. Progress is all! (-1 IHS)
Become the Wizard.
[5] Well fuck, you're Gandalf. Not Gandalf the White, just Grey, though. You menace with spikes of hat and beard!
GM TURN: Avis aims his
GIZOOGLE! [3] It misfires yo. Crap.
KHAN TURN: Khan summons the White Scars 1st company to assist him HERESY to share in the fun. [1] He accidentally summons the Dark Eldar BDSM squad. Well fuck.
Dark Eldar BDSM squad turn: The BDSM squad attempts to drag Khan's ass to Commoragh! [1] They are so incompetent that half of them die of bad trips, some fall on their fancy swords, and the rest perish under Khan's
PIMPED-OUT BIKE!OVERDRIVE METER: |==_______|
ALCOHOL METER: |==_______|
ELDRITCHITUDE METER: |=========|
LOVE FRIENDSHIP POWER METER: |========_|
EMBARRASSMENT METER: |=====____|
PLOT GAUGE:|===______|
Lenglon: HOLINESS |======______|
Dorsidwarf: UNDEFINED |========_|
Derm: INVISIBLE HELICAT SQUAD: |========_|
JAGHATAI KHAN: STACHE METER:|==========__|
killerhellhound: ELDRITCHITUDE METER: |=________|
DarkArtemisFowl TROLL SLOT: [PISS-WEAK TROLLS]
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