SUMMON THE MIGHTY BOWEN STILLSON DOGG TO ATTACK GM.
[6] Fool...You have doomed us all! (+1 DIS +1 ELD)
((Are we trying to drain your meters, or fill them?))
SUMMON ANGRY MARINES TO FUCK UP THOSE BITCHASS BLACK TEMPLARS
MWAHAHA. By the name of Emperor of Mankind and Primarch Rogal Dorn, fight inglourious basterdous chapter of Angry marines!
Because I think it is MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT to me than deal with such a miserable midget like him. Ha-ha. Eat that, Ego of Avis.
[4 vs 4] The two chapters are locked in an epic battle. Profanity mixes with the war cries of the Black Templars as chainsword meets power-axe and brother slays brother upon this field of woe. IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, STOP THIS MADNESS!
Summon Chaugnar Faugn.
[1] THE HORROR FROM THE HILLS IS SUMMONED! Problem is, he is summoned on top of your head. He drains you of blood and buggers off. You're dead, sucka. How's that?
Take GM out to dinner.
[6] While we're having dinner, the restaurant is attacked by terrorists! What follows is a classic movie plot with kidnappings and shit, in the process of which, we discover the value of life and the true meaning of love! There's a sunset kiss scene! What ho!
Avis has suffered a DERE BREAK! Avis is now a Magical Girl Cthulhu Monster! Wait, wasn't there an anime about this kind of shit?TENDERLY CARESS GM WITH NUMEROUS APPENDAGES WHILE SOFTLY WHISPERING THE ENTIRETY OF YOU AT FINAL BOSS
[4] Ow ow ow stop this is taking way too long. I mean, why would you even do that? Which meter are you attempting to fill or deplete? Okay, okay, let's say it's the DISHEVELATION meter, just stop. (+1 DIS)
Gain a status bar which adds up all the points in all the status bars, then divides them by the number of opossums in an average sack of monkeys.
[5]All right.
Dorsidwarf has gained the UNDEFINED bar! Its purpose is NOT CLEARLY STATED!Hug GM again.
[2] Shove the fuck off, TopHat, this is getting old. Do it again, and I'm killing ya!
"Owowowowowowow! Th-That hurt! Avis, please stop! Please! This... This doesn't make any sense! There's no need for us to fight each other. Nobody's even going to gain anything from winning! All that's going to happen is people are going to get hurt. I don't want that! Please, please stop. Please?"
Pleed
[4]
The plea strikes Avis in the heart, bruising the skin! All right. I declare a temporary armistice until the vile
BOWEN STILTSON DOGG is banished from this thread. After that, it's every lifeform for itself!
Summon Godmodder from this: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1592994-destroy-the-godmodder/
[3] The Godmodder deploys his Anti-Summon Shield
tm, and resists being summoned! Leave him where he is, he's a pathetic little bitch!
Note to self: Dere-dere meter is not excited by old men. Must keep testing. For science.
Summon more trolls to post threads about how the GM runs terrible games and should be banned from the forums.
((Roleplaying, obviously, not true in the slightest))
[3] The trolls are lame! Those are the same weak as piss trolls you tried to summon before! They seem to have taken a liking to you! They are occupying your TROLL EQUIPMENT SLOT, so you can't summon any other trolls while they're there!
Arrive in a blaze of glory.
[2] You arrive in a blaze of...well, fire. You are now on fire! Stop, drop and roll! Or burn to death, like I even care!
Destroy the GM's dice, than create a clone of the GM who defends me from the GM's wrath by predicting his other selfs every move.
If the GM is playing god, sic the same god on himself. Dur.
[3] My
MAGICAL LOVE FRIENDSHIP POWER protects me from this fuckery! How nice of it!
Call upon the unholy internets. Rain of cats in invisible helicopters!
[5] THE INVISIBLE HELICAT SQUAD IS NOW ON THE FIELD! I am slightly disheveled by the cats! That sucks epic ass! (+2 DIS)
Fire the Dawwwww cannon
[3] The
LOVE FRIENDSHIP POWER meter twitches, but does not move! Maybe it's stuck?
GM TURN: Avis summons the White Scars chapter to stop this heretical bullshit going on between the Angry Marines and the Black Templars! [6] THE PRIMARCH
JAGHATAI KHAN HAS ARRIVED FROM THE WARP, RIDING A PIMPED-OUT DARK ELDAR BIKE! Both the Black Templars and The Angry Marines are obliterated by the power of his
MONGOL STACHE! OVERDRIVE METER: |=________|
DISHEVELATION METER: |========_|
ELDRITCHITUDE METER: |===______|
LOVE FRIENDSHIP POWER METER: |==_______|
PLOT GAUGE:|==_______|
Lenglon: HOLINESS |======______|
Dorsidwarf: UNDEFINED |=========|
Derm: INVISIBLE HELICAT SQUAD: |=========|
JAGHATAI KHAN: STACHE METER:|============|
DarkArtemisFowl TROLL SLOT: [PISS-WEAK TROLLS]
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