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Author Topic: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition  (Read 1678 times)

Mephisto

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Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« on: January 26, 2014, 01:57:09 pm »

I am Mephisto.
I have some games for you now.
Enter this contest.

Sept games.
One per user.
Express interest by poem.
Best wins.

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Lukewarm

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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 02:12:16 pm »

A divine cybermancy, a magnificent yellow glare
blocking bullets with your katana is a thing
so that you can cut them with it, to cause despair
among your enemies, and if your blade shall not ring
then you can just shoot them
in the butt with your gun.
That too, will cause despair, no?
The edgy future
is made of robots and skulls
and cyber implants.
Did they just steal a part of the Imperium?
Or are they just unoriginal?
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 02:22:12 pm »

Giveaways? I enjoy these.
Much winning is possible here.
If you have good poem.

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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 02:57:57 pm »

I post to enter
E.Y.E divine cybermancy
Mephisto is cool.

With Haiku power
I convince you to give
This cool game to me.

Did I not tell you
How awesome you are oh great
Giver of many games

I hear it is a
Fun game to play. I do hope
I get to play it.
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 03:04:31 pm »

I love free goodies.
Here's hoping that my name is
Randomly chosen.
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2014, 03:06:10 pm »

Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.

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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 03:20:25 pm »

rain rain
risk
risk risk risk
rain
rain risk
risk risk risk
rain rain
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2014, 03:24:08 pm »

El Presidente
Es muy caliente.
In tropico 4
he will not bore.
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2014, 04:19:02 pm »

How much does one risk
By going out into the rain?

His life and much more
If the game is to be believed

And it could've been solved
If they just brought
A freaking umbrella!!


I think, I'm really not that good with the written word, this is like, the second poem I've ever written.
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2014, 04:28:39 pm »

I watched the TV
It said planty of rain
I knew they where talking about pain.

In a 2d world
Grim as few
I pew pew pew.

I get the gold
I get the exp
Pew pew pewing like the best.

How can the rain be real
If the risk isnt real

-Jaden Smith
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2014, 05:29:03 pm »

i knew once a town all silly and free, they were fools not to worship me!
it's not that i'm insane or crazy at all, this island is now mine until it will fall
silly U.N think to dethrone me?! i am the Ruler! i am the King! now dance bear! dance! and sing!
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2014, 03:47:56 am »

Mephisto is giving the games away,
you better buy umbrella,
there's a risk of rain.
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2014, 05:11:08 am »

risk of rain?
I'll take an umbrella
if the weather is nice
then
I sell the umbrella
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2014, 06:21:23 am »

I'm actually poor.
Give me Tropico 4, now!
You capitalist.
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Re: Steam game giveaway - poetry edition
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2014, 10:53:24 am »

There once was a young man from Australia,
who entered a Steam giveaway-a,
his wit was quite poor, and his rhymes they did bore,
but alas he was no poet but a gamer.   
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