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[Yoink]

Why must you taunt us with that? I dream of one day trying things like Buckfast. Unfortunately fortified stuff like that is banned over here, along with most fun things.

[Kagus]

Been kind of a shitty day, decided to go out for a pint or two. The pint is kinda lackluster too, but at least I managed to get some serious stinkeye from my girlfriend for daring to go to the pub!

Fuck this everything.

[Dunamisdeos]

Heck, I'd buy you a pint if I could.

Unrelated to the pub comments though, you're taking the right steps in order to take care of yourself, keep it up.

[hector13]

Heck, I'd buy you a pint if I could.

Unrelated to the pub comments though, you're taking the right steps in order to take care of yourself, keep it up.

+1

You might feel like a cunt, but sometimes you have to be a bad cunt to be a good cunt.

[Kagus]

Jesus Christ I'm dumb.

I got stupid drunk and said some stupid stuff. It was a nice evening, but... But then I started getting my feelings involved, and then everything goes wrong.

Also the puking, there's that too.

[Jimmy]

Damn it, now I'm hungry.

[brewer bob]

Time for a couple of beers after many hours of DF.

[Jimmy]

Happy Easter!

Supposedly, Jesus turned water into wine. I plan to try a similar yet different process, turning beer into urine.

[itisnotlogical]

I got a "chocolate stout" because I couldn't wait until tomorrow's trip to the actual liquor store. It tastes like paint. I think instead of "rich chocolate truffle finish" they should have promised "dark mahogany finish, if you apply several layers, waiting until the last one is completely dry before applying the next."

Whiskey, now there's a drink. I may never get a taste for beer, but give me something that burns my throat, wastes me before I know it, and comes in a cool-shaped bottle.

[Rolan7]

sounds like a lacquired taste

[brewer bob]

Jesus turned water into wine. I plan to try a similar yet different process, turning beer into urine.

So, how did the experiment go? Was it a great success?

[dragdeler]

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[itisnotlogical]

Didn't end up going to the liquor store, but that's okay because we have vodka and some sort of cocktail mixer thingy here already.

Who even needs all that fancy bottle-flipping and ingredients and stuff when you can just pour some shit that looks like Mountain Dew and tastes like Sour Patch Kids into three or four ounces of vodka? Although I have the feeling gf will be more mad about me using all of the $3 non-alcoholic mai-tai mix than the $20ish bottle of vodka.

[Kagus]

Got drunk on shitty rosé with a couple friends last night. Was a great time, but now I've vomited 4 times in the last 16 hours and am apparently unable to even keep down water.

Thankfully, no other hangover symptoms other than profuse sweating and some shakiness. But still, having a whole day be "puke and nausea day" isn't a whole lot of fun.

Being 29 is great.

[brewer bob]

Thankfully, no other hangover symptoms other than profuse sweating and some shakiness. But still, having a whole day be "puke and nausea day" isn't a whole lot of fun.

Being 29 is great.

Just wait. The hangovers will just get worse year by year. Nowadays, when boozing, I'm strictly counting how many beers I can still have without getting a hangover (they're so bad that it feels like you're about to die), which takes away much of the fun of drinking.