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[MrRoboto75]

Pear Cider <3

[Yoink]

Honestly terrified that I can type so properly while under uh.... 11 beers in the last 7 hours?  DON'T WORRY I WALKED TO THE STORE AND GOT MORE HALF AN HOUR AGO

Awesome!

My hangover is pretty much gone now, by the way. It's 5:26 pm, or 6:26 DST.
I'm just sitting here smiling. What a great night. Now to do pretty much nothing until I get paid on the 4th... I shouldn't have bought that stupidly expensive burger+fries+milkshake yesterday. Cost twenty dollars. Whoops.

[quinnr]

I avoided making a fool out of myself until.the car ride home. I made my uncle proud with my alcohol prowess. I was super drunk for the car ride home, though, so that was kind of miserable. I drunk text a lot of close frienda on that ride. Happy New Years!

I am drunk alone in my bed now and it's actually a lot of fun. I should be drunk alone more often.

[sprinkled chariot]

So how do you guys manage to obtain any fun from putting sour mouth burning liquid into your throats?

[Xantalos]

So how do you guys manage to obtain any fun from putting sour mouth burning liquid into your throats?

It makes one stupid, and you find more enjoyment in the little things that you go through more automatically when you're operating at normalcy.

At least that's how it's been described to me, I find it terrifying.

[Jimmy]

A good bottle of wine is music for the mouth and poetry for the soul. I pity those who fail to appreciate the value of a decent drop.

[Yoink]

I pity those who fail to appreciate the value of a decent drop.

You know, that's a good way of looking at it. I've given up trying to explain the joys of liquor to the non-believers on this forum.       
Rather than feeling my usual disgust for them, I shall try and simply pity them instead.

[Jimmy]

Exactly. What's the point of spending a huge amount of money on something you enjoy if you can't act like a snob to people who don't like it too? 

[Rolan7]

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[Sheb]

Speaking of, is it possible to just open one's throat and pour liquid down?  Has anyone succeeded at that?  Probably not, and I won't be trying.

Totally, it require a bit of practice, but for serious competitive beer drinking that's needed.

[Rolan7]

Well thanks to all that food and water I don't have a headache, but I did pass *straight out* about 3 hour later and wake up way early.  In the middle of a conversation!  Ugh, bit embarrassing but science done I guess.

Probably helped that I haven't been drinking much recently

[Yoink]

Noice. Mid-conversation is the best time to pass out, it means you don't have to say goodbye!


In other news, it looks like this weekend is gonna be one of those weekends.
You know, those weekends where I get incredibly drunk, bruised and tattered two nights in a row and spend the next week feeling like sun-dried roadkill. Can't wait! So many good bands to see! So many friends to party with! And my city has introduced all-night public transport on weekends just in time for this ridiculous display of intoxication, so I might actually make it home afterwards! Wooo!

Edit: Currently practising my chugging skills with a pint glass and water to prepare for tonight.
Obviously not the same as chugging beer, but I'm improving my technique.

[Graknorke]

Hey guys I want to convince a girl to friendzone me whilst I'm too drunk to think that it's a socially unacceptable line of discussion. How do?

[inteuniso]

Pretend she's your sister. Think about how all life is related and how you share 99.1% of your DNA with her. Realize at most you're probably a maximum of 8 generations away. Know she and basically everyone you know are actually family. Proceed to be grossed out by literally every romantic thought you've ever had about any human.

Freely have a logical, rational discussion about this with her.

[Graknorke]

I dunno, as fetishes go incest is a pretty common one. At least if my sample of hot yaoioi fanfunction is representative.