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[MaximumZero]

I fucking love that joke. There's also the timeless Al Bundy quote: "Don't bother trying to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other."

[Jopax]

A friend had drunk texting issues (tho not of the female kind, he was a bit of a troll, ok, a major time troll), to fix that he put a stupidly complex lock on his phone, something he could barely manage while sober, and rather impossible when he's drunk. Can't have a problem if you can't acess the neccessary tools to make one

[Hanslanda]

I am falling in love with Bud Light Lime, and now I just wish there was a non-Anheuser-Busch version of it, because that company is a sellout piece of shit that doesn't deserve to eat American shit, much less sell in mah Murica. >.>

/drunkrant

[Sheb]

I am falling in love with Bud Light Lime, and now I just wish there was a non-Anheuser-Busch version of it, because that company is a sellout piece of shit that doesn't deserve to eat American shit, much less sell in mah Murica. >.>

/drunkrant

If you're falling in love with Bud Light Lime, you have more problem than AB's business practice.

[Jimmy]

To be fair, lime flavoured beers in general are rather nice. Certainly enough to offset the flavourless swill so commonly dispensed by major brand beers.

[Rolan7]

Yeah I don't often drink Bud Light, but when I do, it's the lime kind.  I have a fondness for Blue Moon which is also quite citrusy, though more expensive.

Also I love how if I stay up till 6AM and have the next day off, my body's like "Fine...  You can sleep in till 9.  Just this once."
uuuuurgh XP
(It's kinda a neat feeling, akin to drunkeness actually...  as long as I don't something important to do, then it's the worst)

[Hanslanda]

I am falling in love with Bud Light Lime, and now I just wish there was a non-Anheuser-Busch version of it, because that company is a sellout piece of shit that doesn't deserve to eat American shit, much less sell in mah Murica. >.>

/drunkrant

If you're falling in love with Bud Light Lime, you have more problem than AB's business practice.

Huea huea I drink all kinds of different beer, tbh, but I bought a case of Lime recently and was pleasantly surprised by it. Being drunk made me a bit more positive about it than I may actually be now that I'm sober.

[Jopax]

Honestly, if you're drinking radlers might as well go and drink regular juice, it's probably cheaper and has the same taste/effect for the most part :V

Seriously, whoever thought watering down beer with juice should've been shot at the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.

Tho, fruity flavored beers aren't bad themselves, that is, those which are brewed like beers with some addition of stuff like orange peels and the like, they still taste like beer but with a touch of something different. Unlike radler type stuff which is just a shitty carbonated soda with a trace of alchohol in it.

Anyways, a while ago I got the chance to visit a local brewery, it's a small place and they did this really cool thing of turning a quarter of the building (an old factory thing, with a stupidly high ceiling and huge windows) floor into a pub, so you get to drink the beer in full sight of the giant holding tanks where it's brewed (plus there's a huge disco ball hanging in the middle of it). They have some good stuff, their IPA is really nice and bitter, very refreshing stuff, and they had some holiday themed dark beer with hints of vanilla and chocolate which was pretty good. What took the cake for me was their Berry Sour, which is basically a sour but with several hundred kilos of various wild berries tossed in, it's got this really cool crimson color and as the name implies is very sour for a beer with a hint of some of the fruit. Great stuff all in all and if you guys see anything from the Garden Brewery I reccomend you give it a shot, I'm not sure they do exports to shops and the like but they have a website where you can order packs and the like (here: http://thegarden.hr/brewery/en)

[Rolan7]

There is an ancient Klingon proverb that says: "You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer."

... I just thought it was funny in the intended way, but now my mind is going all sorts of places.
More bloodwine!!

Edit:  Stupid Wendy's not being open.  I mean they're OPEN, but only for DRIVERS, which bugs the hell out of me because fast food places generally reject cyclists at the drivethru.  And I'm way too drunk to drive.

Eh, it's for the best.  Pisco-vegetetarian experiment continues.

just wanted some chicken nuggets >:

[Rolan7]

Okay last night was a bit intense, though fun.  But as far as I can tell I didn't say anything too embarrassing (except in a RP, on purpose) and I finally got a whole 7.5 hours of sleep.  I needed that pretty badly!

I mean I still made a religion post and a post about my ex, but both were very tame
I also apparently argued that the White Collar guy is a lot hotter than Neil Patrick Harris, but they're both cool people I have nothing but respect for.

Edit:  Aw fuck oh no I just checked my steam chatlog oh noooooooo I talked to him
Okay it could have been a lot worse but jesus christ some of this

[Jimmy]

Ginger wine, cola wine, how did I not know you exist?

Wow, I really need to watch that 8% label. Seriously, that's about 8 standard drinks per bottle. Head's spinning, better not...

...zzzzzzzzzzz....

[Yoink]

Stone's Green? I love that stuff!    

[hector13]

I think I had a hangover from one beer today, that I had last night.

I am going to assume it is because I am not great at hydrating myself, rather than being a complete lightweight.

[Rolan7]

The aftertaste of some beer (or other drinks) can be really gross in the morning.  I try to eat something as I'm winding down, or even brush my teeth.  Both can really help remove the taste in the morning, too.

[Yoink]

Speaking of one beer, I've had barely anything to drink and yet I am feeling a pleasant tiredbuzz.
Perhaps I shall make my way across the road to acquire a few more beers, so that this one doesn't feel so lonely in my bloodstream.   

Edit: O shit, I'm drunk. Hahahah.
This is actually quite amusing. I'm at my mother's place and feeling unreasonably nervous about being intoxicated.
Heck, I even had a glass of water with my cider so's that I could blame any smell on that. A cover story. Right now though, I'm feeling far too happy to possibly be sober whilst at my mother's house, heh. Just sittin' here listening to jazz and sippin' away at my secret cider.