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Author Topic: Some things just beg to be shared...  (Read 875 times)

Harald387

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Some things just beg to be shared...
« on: January 22, 2014, 11:51:28 pm »
In my stockpile I have dragon bones, unicorn bones, tiger bones, jaguar bones, black mamba bones. Point is, I have a number of fearsome or valuable skeletons littering my fort. But Oddom didn't want fearsome, or valuable. He had something else in mind. He had a GRAND VISION.



Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he made an ass hat.

DWARVES.
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Lielac

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Re: Some things just beg to be shared...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 12:19:05 am »
-cackles-

I have a black bear bone scepter named The Tongue of Moistness. Different type of bad joke, but it... suggests things to me.
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Re: Some things just beg to be shared...
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 12:44:10 am »
The Great Ass Demon is pleased with the helm.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on June 04, 2014, 11:23:35 pm
What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

ancistrus

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Re: Some things just beg to be shared...
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 06:43:15 am »
Well, it is better than taking a stack of 250 forgotten beast bones and turning them into a ring.
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KingBacon

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Re: Some things just beg to be shared...
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 10:31:07 am »
Clearly this helm is meant for your most noble of dorfs.
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