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Author Topic: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse (Swag daddy zombie-slayer pimp-tailor, check)  (Read 13050 times)

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2014, 03:45:11 pm »

((So far it's +1 for sword and +1 for bow, and +1 for both. You could examine them for their weight value, if you want. Also, if you want both, you might need something to put them in, since you won't be able to wield much with your arms full of all this stuff.))
« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 03:46:48 pm by WhitiusOpus »
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2014, 04:21:45 pm »

((So far it's +1 for sword and +1 for bow, and +1 for both. You could examine them for their weight value, if you want. Also, if you want both, you might need something to put them in, since you won't be able to wield much with your arms full of all this stuff.))
+1 to both, also, vacate opposite zombies.

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2014, 04:41:01 pm »

Bloody hell. Carry the bow in our teeth, if we must. If not, a bag will do just fine, if we can find it. or stuff it in the roll of cloth.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2014, 05:05:57 pm »

Hm... I like a shield... but weapons are more important. And we can fix our weapons later along with finding a shield when we got belts and sheaths n' stuff to carry the weapons on our body rather then in some bag.

+1 Sword and Bow
+1 Search for a bag
+1 look at zombie group to gauge how much time we have left still.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 05:08:41 pm by superBlast »
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2014, 05:22:01 pm »

> PRIMARY ACTION: GATHER EQUIPMENT

You grab the bow, arrows and the saber, rolling them into your folded cloth you have, for ease of carrying for now.

> INVENTORY WEIGHT EXCEEDED: You now have a (1/3) chance of a -1 to rolls for quick movements due to extra weight
INVENTORY UPDATE
(1) 3m length folded fabric (1.5) kg
(1) 3'6" hardwood cane (.75) kg
(1) Rough Tunic (1) kg
(2) Sandals (.5) kg
(1) Silk Headress (.25) kg
(1) Recurve Bow {No string} (2) kg
(24) Barbed Bronzehead Bamboo Arrows (2.4) kg
(1) Bronze 2 1/2 foot Saber {no grip, -1 to use} (3.5) kg
TOTAL WEIGHT: (11.9) kg


After gathering your things, you check the cannabals to see how far away they are. [6] The are almost to the doorway! Only about 10m away! You quickly rush out the door and [9-1=8] manage to escape them by a hairsbreadth, reaching the end of the path. Now where do you want to go?

EFFECTS:
Fatigued, -1 to actions
Overburdened, -(1/3) to quick actions
Thirsty - you need a drink
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2014, 06:17:16 pm »

TO CARTHAGE! WE MUST ENLIST THE ASSISTANCE OF HANNIBAL!
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2014, 11:20:46 pm »

Invent the Glaive by placing the blade on the bottom of the pimp cane, then tying it with the cloth. Make sure to rip off a thread of cloth to use as bowstring.
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #52 on: January 23, 2014, 11:25:22 pm »

((You can't really do that to the head of the cane, because it has a bigass glowing red sapphire I MEAN A NORMAL, RED SAPPHIRE on it. But you could do that to the other end.))
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Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2014, 11:44:16 pm »

>Find Abandoned House

>Board Up Entrances

>Sleep because being Fatigued ain't good.
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2014, 02:47:40 am »

>Find Abandoned House

>Board Up Entrances

>Sleep because being Fatigued ain't good.


This +1

Also find water, or something more then likely drinkable.

And Inspect awesome pimp cane for magics.
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2014, 07:22:33 am »

I think we should state a goal.

Specifically Supafly Macdonald's goal is to recruit historical figures for a all out assault on Rome in order to discover the location of the Ark of the Covenant, and turn Moses' staff into a pimpcane, thereby ending the zombie apocalypse by being the straight mackinest mo'fo in all the ancient world.
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2014, 10:32:00 am »

>Find Abandoned House

>Board Up Entrances

>Sleep because being Fatigued ain't good.


This +1

Also find water, or something more then likely drinkable.

And Inspect awesome pimp cane for magics.

+1 this plus 1.
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2014, 11:10:29 am »

I think we should state a goal.

Specifically Supafly Macdonald's goal is to recruit historical figures for a all out assault on Rome in order to discover the location of the Ark of the Covenant, and turn Moses' staff into a pimpcane, thereby ending the zombie apocalypse by being the straight mackinest mo'fo in all the ancient world.

I think our goal should be to survive.

Because being the 'straight mackinest mo'fo' doesn't really make you immune to zombie bites.
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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2014, 11:50:59 am »

> PRIMARY ACTION: FIND SUITABLE HOUSE [5-1=4]
You search around the area, and don't manage to find anything suitable for what you have in mind. Most houses have already busted down doors, while in others the occupants are still being eaten. Your fatigue factor also slows you down somewhat, and the maneaters behind you gain some ground, but not enough to catch you. Better find something fast, or this is gonna be close.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2014, 01:28:26 pm by WhitiusOpus »
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Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: Ancient Egyptian Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2014, 01:09:21 pm »

> Fuck it, let's go to the next town.

>Find a house there.
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