Form a Pony Spec-Ops, inclusive of all three pony-types, which will be termed NIGHTMARE. Also, give it night-vision.
(5) You create the spec-ops squadron successfully. The government appoints you as its leader. (3) Night vision is being researched, being based off of computers. Glass has been discovered by the Pony Fandom (X-com/Foundation got it first, though.)
Build up the city of new rome, get iron and slaves.
(2) Pony Pals and Horseland attack your group, halfing your population, and removing over 70% of your military. (4) You do manage to get your hands on some iron, but not in any large supplies. (3-2 <decimated military>) The slaves you manage to get ahold of manage to escape your greatly weakened military.
Try again! The ponies must pay.
(4) Half your force is lost to the supernatural fandom, but your troops make port in the Best Korea fandom, who you are allies with, though the Best Koreans believe they are above you.
"Noddy friend it's been too long! I would like to recruit you on a quest to restore the 'Internet'. Will you join me?"
(4) You find your friend, and make the plans after he accepts. However he dies in an attack on the Black and White fandom he said he had to take care of, but at least you have the guy who came over and joins you. You both, as does all the others in the world, believe the internet is a god that needs to be contacted through a special object. You think the lost cult of Tumblr is the one who has it.
Use axes, kill black and white tribe.
(1) Your adventuring party is killed! You have died! Create a new sheet to respawn.
Test out my Power Mace and Breastplate on the nearby Fortressians.
(-) Power maces do not exist, you only have iron, (4) which you do test on a captured fortressian that displayed unusual properties of necromancy. The necromancer doesn't die, but you did beat him up a little, but made sure not to drop any body parts for revival.
Gather together the Dwarves to cleanse this fortress of demons.
"Religion! Religion is not what should separate dwarves from their brothers in beards! We must band together in times of need! We shall cleanse these demons!"
(1) You are massacred. Create a new sheet to respawn.
Pray to my patron god, Thor, for guidance on what to do.
(5) You thankfully don't get his answering service and get a tumor, and Thor tells you that there is an effort by a group of three people in the Juggalo fandom to restore the internet. When you ask him for clarification of what the internet is, so you can find out if the stories of the great god are true, Thor says he doesn't know too much either, but apparently you need a relic to speak with it. The group will tell you more.
SURPRISE these people! Make them in awe of me!
(2) You are incarcerated for trying to beat the Glorious Leader in an awe-off.
Join this noble's group quest to find the legendary "Internet."
(5) You hear a man saying quietly speaking to someone that he is trying to revive the internet to a friend, and you mosey on over and voluneteer.
Map
1 - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
2 - Legion
3 - Sith
4 - Shinra Manufacturing Works
5 - Horseland
6 - Pony Pals
7 - Forumic
8 - Hussieans
9 - Sburbites
10 - The Followers of John
11 - Juggalo
12 - Black & White
13 - X-Com / SCP Foundation
14 - Various Sects of Dwarf Fortress
15 - Space Marines
16 - New Rome
17 - Supernatural
18 - Order of the Stick
19 - Best Korea
20 - STEAM collective
?? - Lost Cult of Tumblr
Players
Name: Princess Luna
Gender: Alicorn (Female)
Race: Alicorn
Fandom Aligned: My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic)
Location: 1
Name: Caesar
gender: Male
race: Wasteland Human
Fandom Aligned: Fallout
Location: 16
Name: Julianus
Gender: Mail
Fandom Aligned: Warhammer 40K
Race: Adeptus Astartes
Location: 17
Name: Carmall
Gender: male
Race: Cherub
Fandom Aligned: Homestuck (Forumic clan)
Location: 11
Name: Noddy Reximus
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Fandom Aligned: Juggalo
Location: 11
Name: Joe Bridger
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Fandom Aligned: X-Com
Location: 13
Name:Urist McMiner
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Fandom Aligned: DF
Location: 14
Name: Jokul Lightningaxe
Gender: Male
Race: Dwarf
Fandom Aligned: the Order Of The Stick
Location: 18
Name: Wang Fire
Gender: Male
Race: Human, Earthbender
Fandom: Avatar TLA
Location: 19
Name: Jeneth Lunn
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Fandom Aligned: Valve, prophets of Lord GabeN
Location: 11