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I installed the Unarmed Magic mod and the Attack Speed thing that it requires and as a side effect the brawl bug I described above was fixed.
So now Thyrulda can do what she was made to do. By which I mean Punch Faces, not freeze to death.

Unfortunately I was adding ANOTHER mod as well, the Equipment Overhaul, which is supposed to let you see all favorited weapons on your character at the same time, and that one didn't seem to take for some reason. The MCM menu for it doesn't even show up. I am quite confused, but hey, the important thing is that I can now punch faces with increased gusto AND MAGIC.

By the way, since I can now brawl and thus get the 10 extra unarmed damage achievable, I need to know brawl LOCATIONS, as I can only come up with 4 off the top of my head and we need to win 5 for Thyrulda to get that relatively easy bonus damage. So please post any ones you know of.
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So overall, how do you guys like the updates so far? Funny? Informative? Not enough?
Am I going too fast? Right now it feels like EuchreJack is the only one following this :(
But then that's probably because I am really getting into this and have to resist the urge to double post updates just to play more Skyrim :P
It's pretty funny and informative and such, yeah. I'm just not a good comment leaver.
Apparently, I'm the best comment leaver.  Yay me!
But yeah, it sometimes takes a while for comments to flow in, as I know from my own lackluster LPs.  Best to instead gauge interest by views.
At least you know I've been enjoying this LP.

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During my last adventure I ended up at Shor's Stone clearing the mine of spiders, now I start my day delivering a letter back to Darkwater Crossing, because if I'm going that way anyway, I might as well take the monkey girl's gold. I jump back on my valiant steed ((You guys are useless, SOMEONE NAME THIS HORSE)) and make it all the way to Darkwater without incident

Darkwater Crossing, less well known as "Anywhere Not Being Razed by Lizards, except when it is"



She used to be an adventurer like me, until nothing in particular made her think her career choices. She's spontaneous.

There I meet some petulant miner who used to be an adventurer. She tells me about a group of bandits that I might clear out at some point when I feel like it, which I don't.

Iris likes getting a good soak in the hot springs and not being talked down to by uppity youngsters. Which is fine because Thyrulda is older then her.

Instead I feel like getting a good nights rest...on a pile of hay...FUCK SKYRIM WITH A RUSTY WARHAMMER! ON TOP OF THAT SOME FRAIL OLD WOMAN WAKES ME UP AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ROARING

He's just been hangin around, thwartin your travel plans.

Its a dragon, AND NOT JUST ANY DRAGON OH NO, THIS IS THE BASTARD WHO CHASED ME BEFORE, AND I'M FEELING EXTRA PUNCHY TODAY!


First dragon in Skyrim to be punched to death, this would be a black mark on his honor, but I ate his soul.

Bastard shouldn't have interrupted my BEAUTY REST! It took a lot of punches, the new healing and stoneskin spells I learned (40 armor and extra punch powa) and I ate all the flowers in my pack that looked healthy, but gods and legends be damned, I beat a dragon to death with my bare hands. So...why is it on fire?

Because Skyrim isn't up to code.


Gah....I feel like I'm blind...but...I also feel stronger, more powerful, but I can't quite place it, there's a catch in my throat...eh, I just need some wine.

Actually, I just heard a mountain yell, so maybe I should cut down on that particular beverage.

((How do the Greybeards know what just happened, I'm in the middle of nowhere. And on a further note, HOW DOES EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THEY WERE TALKING TO ME?))






On my travels back to Shor's Stone, due to the fact that the recipient of the letter wanted me to send back letters, I have met a woman looking to get rid of her dog. I declined, but kept her talking as the frustration she was encountering was simply hilarious. After a while though the bit wore thin and I went on my way.



I was repeatedly assaulted by local wildlife, but had little trouble with them.



As I approached Shor's Stone it was unfortunately night, so I made camp outside the bounds of the town and got a relatively good rest in my tent before selling off some things to the blacksmith and taking more of the monkey woman's gold.

Upgrading the Gear a bit...


I DIDN'T DO IT.

Setting a course for Windhelm as I wanted nothing more to do with Riften, and also having unfinished business there I come upon a watchtower with many dead guards. So I loot their corpses and hop back on my stallion for cooler climes.


On the Road Again....


Ah Windhelm once more, you would think its not friendly to Altmer, but its the most hospitable place I've yet to find.


Or at least it would be if there weren't so many uppity Nords thinking their "independence" and "culture" were worth fighting over. Still, I do enjoy beating the lesser races back into their rightful place.

Case in Point. They haven't cleaned her up yet.


Going back to the docks I find the offices of the Shatter-Shield clan, and nick their books.


Thus giving them to my good Dunmer friend, and giving him the proof he needs. However there are still the pirates to be dealt with, so my course is set for Dawnstar.


I book passage on a small dingy, unfortunately the quickest way to get where I need to be.





But at least I get to beat up another idiot and do so in a nice warm tavern. Ah, it truly feels as though its luxury, even if a crude one.


I am awfully tired after the ride here, so book a room for a nice nap...


And come out to see the town guard have been busy with bandits. And wouldn't you know that all their gear is ripe for claiming? Looks like I'm a bit richer of a woman now.

Even so, quicksilver is valuable and useful, so I get my hands a bit dirty in the mine before heading off to the pirate base.


And of course, as a blizzard rolls in, I require my winter gear.


Even dressed as warmly as possible, I still require a stopping point and, finding a lighthouse, I decide it would make a nice place to get warm. However, not all is as it should be. For the tenants have been murdered, with only some scattered journals and the corpse of a giant insect as clues.

Getting into the basement, I kill some of the stragglers, and they are quite tough.


Further in, I find some odd goblin-like creatures with crude weapons.
Even so they have a better bow then the hunting one I use, so I take one and have an archery duel with one of the beasts



Though oddly, the insects seem to have been trained to avoid archers. Quite clever little roaches these.



((At this point I just godmoded, because seriously a CHAURUS REAPER? WTF SKYRIM? Not only that, but there were like 5 regular ones too. Fuck that.))

Feeling a surge of energy course through my veins as though Lady Dibella herself were watching I struck out against the evil insects with a righteous fury. After all, who knows if these things would hurt anyone important? They certainly have nothing against attacking mer.


The Reward for my Trials in the Lighthouse.

And that's our stopping point ladies and gentlemen.
Oh also I like doubled my level fighting the falmer/chaurus, not counting the fight with the reaper, which is unfortunate as I'm now above lvl 10, meaning no grabbing plate gauntlets from the vigilants :(
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- Two Armies, One Fist
« Reply #48 on: February 03, 2014, 10:50:31 am »

Ok, wow. This part is pretty fuckin ridiculous, so I think I'll be taking votes as to whether or not it should be canon because well, just look at the pictures :P
Note: I did NOT use godmode for this. Nor did I turn down the difficulty, it was at adept the whole time. I savescummed once or twice, but hey, this was insane. I'm starting to think those unarmed magic spells are totally broken.



As I came out of the lighthouse, a...odd... sight met my eyes. It was the Legion. A pretty good chunk of it actually.


They seemed to be hovering around my horse, trying to decide if their captain would look good on it. I told them it belonged to me, and their response was "what are you going to do about it High Elf?" much laughter ensued, so I took a swig from my wine, and electrified my body as I had with the other insects.

In my drunken rage, the legionnaires fell like wheat to a scythe, I donned their captains gauntlets, as the heft would lend more strength to my punches then the enchantment I currently used could.


Two Stormcloaks were late to the party. They forgot to bring an extra keg.


I took all the loot I could from their corpses. It certainly weighted me down, far too much to run, but damned if I was gonna miss the look on some merchants face when I sold him a regiments worth of bloodstained uniforms. Feeling tired I went back into the lighthouse for a nap and to warm back up.

Guess what happens next.


Hey, nice horse! I wonder what's up with all those mutilated corpses?


NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY HORSE BUT ME!

Yeah, seriously I just downed TWO armies without cheating, while drunk and overencumbered. FUCK CHAURUS.
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- Two Armies, One Fist
« Reply #49 on: February 03, 2014, 07:54:20 pm »

That was awesome.
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- Two Armies, One Fist
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2014, 08:42:11 am »

That was awesome.
Next update involves finding out the person we were working for wasn't actually a Dark Elf, but an Imperial (Thyrulda only has one working eye you might have noticed) getting companions and hunting a giant walrus. Oh also beating a few more Imp and Stormy patrols (though much smaller ones, seriously NO idea how that happened at that lighthouse)

EDIT: OH GOD FORTY TWO SCREENSHOTS. And that's just from me playing last night o.o
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- Wherein Too Many Screenshots Appear
« Reply #51 on: February 04, 2014, 11:15:11 pm »

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!

SCREENIES ARE PROPERLY UP FOR THE FIRST TWO POSTS!!!!!!!!!!! EXTRA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!



Ok, I'm calmer now, but yeah that was bugging me really badly.
Now, on to your regularly scheduled updoot.



After selling the loot off of those soldiers to the blacksmith in Dawnstar and a harrowing journey around a mountain, I find out that I in fact need to tell Orthus where the pirate camp is instead of just assaulting it on my lonesome.
Well, fuck.


Why Orthus? Why would you betray my racist preconceptions?

Actually, now that I see him in the light, is there something wrong with Orthus? I don't remember him being so light skin....OH BLASTED GOAT TURDS DAMN THIS BAD EYE OF MINE! ORTHUS IS AN IMPERIAL!!
I probably should have guessed that earlier, seeing as this is the Office of The East Empire Company...


IMPERIAL TREACHERY

Ah well, time to go kill a battlemage. Hopefully he's an Imperial, that'll cheer me right up. I'll also have to visit Orthus later for a "talk" about his lighting


Oh look! A Dark Elf! Why is he guarding an Imperial Shi....Oh...

So I go out to the docks and get aboard the Imperial Vessel, muttering under my breath the whole way about slaughtering them all in their sleep.
The Imperial Whore informs me that her men are all too cowardly to attack the base under the supernatural fog that their leader has conjured, so its my job to do all the heavy lifting.
I will enjoy hearing her bones snap far more then I should.



After crossing an ice floe, I come to a crack in a iceberg and head inside, being met with frozen waters up to my ankles won't stop my advance however.

A few rooms full of mudcrabs later and I find the first real challenge in this base. A wizard in heavy armor begins with a salvo of magic in my direction. However, I am protected both by a comprehensive understanding of Alteration, and the Atronach Stone, making his powers all but useless against me.
He is quickly slain, and I take his armor, which is both more protective AND warmer then my current steel cuirass.



Though I get the feeling my current choice of cloak is going to present problems. Luckily I have a hide cloak tucked away for a (quite literally) rainy day.

Proceeding through the base, I eventually reach the last door standing between myself and Haldyn

Which, as it turns out was a more difficult challenge then actually KILLING Haldyn, despite it being unlocked.
Battlemages don't fare too well against women with nigh immunity to magic it seems.


On his body I find what is a...remarkably ornate blade. Shame the fool never used it, but then I suppose I don't intend to either.
Still, it would feel like a crime to just throw it away or sell it.


In his treasure horde I find a dwarven helm, which creates an...odd look when combined with my current equipment

Thyrulda's New Groove


After trying on my new equipment I fight my way through a few more hapless mages and once more find the Imperial Bitch...in front of a shipwreck.
I was about to break everything RESEMBLING a bone in her body when she confirmed that it was not in fact the ship we came in on, and I wouldn't have to walk back.


Getting back to Windhelm, I take the helmet off because it just looks silly to wear when not in combat.

I then go to work sharpening up the interesting blade I found, figuring I might as well, not using that ebony for anything important.

I then sell off the less intriguing gear I accumulated, and enchant the hide cloak with frost resistance, to put it around the same level of cold protection that the fur one provided.

At which point I return to Orthus and am rewarded duly for my part in restoring his business. I'll postpone his death for a later date.
Save it for a special occasion if you will.



SO BADASS



Exiting the city, I learn my actions have apparently endeared me to some cats.
How wonderful, perhaps now I can get a discount on drugs I won't use.


Traveling further down the road, a redguard decides he has a deathwish.

I'm feeling in a playful mood, so I give him a chance to grovel like a proper worm. He doesn't take it, so I take his life.

Afterwards I spy some prey, and wait on their patrol route for them.

A decent enough place to mark their graves.

Oh come now, a girl can't just slaughter cretins all day you know! She needs SOME time to herself!
Oh well, I kill them anyway and leave the bodies to rot.


A bit later, I come to a nice overlook and meet a rather snarky mer.
Of course seeing as he IS an Altmer I allow him to join my travels, since even the worst true mer is a sight better then any of those Nordic Gibbons



Heading down the road I spot an inn, and as I am simply exhausted at this point I stop in for a nap. What I find there however is a Bosmer who seeks to hunt a giant horker. It seems a decent thing to pass some time, and since Wood Elves are only slightly below Altmer on the racial scale I accept one more companion into the fold.

And some Shenanigans:

Randomly Arrested. No idea why.

Interesting NPCs is almost TOO good at what it does :P

And that is as far as I got, so tune in next time when I'm less completely exhausted in Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim!
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- The Mostly Faffing About Episode
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2014, 08:33:15 am »

Hmm...I seem to have missed a few screenshots. I murderized a orc and two Nord/Breton/Imp merchants a bit outside of Windhelm because the orc was in full orc armor. I didn't need the body piece, because what I have is better, but the hand, foot, and head pieces are all better then what I was using both in armor AND give full warmlyness. So Thyrulda and the gang beat them all to death. Just to clear up why here outfit changed a bit.

ON TO THE BLINDUPDATE

After we ambushed those merchants and took their stuff we headed back to Windhelm to sell off what I didn't need and then got ready for the journey to Dawnstar, the closest major city to our hunting spot

We grabbed a carriage, as the others didn't want to walk and I only have the one horse. Perhaps I should expand my stable. It certainly is an interesting thought.

I discover the Freefly Camera function, and how awesome it is for screenshotting

Shortly after arriving in town our driver rushes off, as a deep booming roar is heard. I'm quite familiar with that roar, its the roar of a Dragon.
I grab my bow and steed, rushing off toward the fight.



OH GOD, BAD CAMERA! BAD!


I don't give a fuck bout no horse archers, I HATE TROLLS!

However it isn't much of a fight, as the dumb lizard ignores me completely and attacks a troll.
He later ignores the both of us and flies off to Dawnstar proper, where the guards and Rumarin shoot him down.


There's that rush of power again, and I wasn't even drunk this time. Maybe I'm not just imagining it...



While Thyrulda was off "Chasing the Dragon" the troll was busy killing off the town


I find a book that improves a skill I will NEVER, EVER USE. Go me!


So er, we ran into a bit of a problem here. Turns out there's a rather forced animation when eating "disgusting" food in RND mod. And using it on a horse, while hilarious, kinda makes the game unplayable. I had to reload to before the trollassacre, and when I got back to it even MORE people had died. Specifically, BOTH useful merchants (The blacksmith couple) were now dead. OOPS. So ignoring that, I take their stuff, grab what I lost and then go on my way.


I find a whole pack of wolves attacking a lone giant. So after taking bets with my companions, I rush in to make sure the Giant survives.

Which is when the bastard ATTACKS ME! ME! A High Elf who stooped to the level of assisting such a inferior creature and it attacks me!
So I punch it to death. Technically that means I lose the bet with Callen, but she'll never see that money anyway, the bitch.



After that excitement is over, we don't make it ten feet before bandits attack us. Bastards.

Interestingly, their mage had explosives on her corpse. Why she didn't use them when she realized magic is useless against me we will never know. Eh, more stuff to sell.



So we finally get to this wrecked ship Callen had been talking about, when the idiot informs me the Horker is actually on a nearby island. It's always something with her "people"


That...is actually a rather large Horker...

But its blubber won't protect it from arrows.


Coming upon the felled beast, it has an absolutely stupid amount of meat to harvest. This will keep us fed for a good long time.


Callen wastes my time talking right before the rest of the Horker Horde descends upon us.
She informs me we need to see a chef in Markarth to make the stew. Joy.



Heading back to Dawnstar we see the dingy operator about taking us to Solitude, the closest coastal location to Markarth.

Spoiler: Solitude Shenanigans (click to show/hide)



He got curious, and found out she was a Furby collector *shudders*

So yeah, next post will have a lot more in character stuff than this one did. I'm starting to have issues because loading 40-50 screenies into imageshack at once takes a stupidly long time, this was only about 80% of the session. I spent a STUPID amount of time in Solitude trying to find a place to cook up some horker stew for myself, as that gives you extra health per second, along with all the awesomeness that is stew in Frostfall/RND mods. I eventually reached Markarth, had to console up Callen because she fell behind somewhere and now the quest is in some crazy limbo because the cook dude acknowledged me, took my meat, and then....just stands there like an idiot. The quest journal says I'm supposed to talk to him, but he has nothing in his dialogue about the stew. I thought maybe I'm supposed to wait awhile or something, but he's still just standing like an idiot.
I'll look over on Interesting NPCs site and see if theres a reason for this and if that doesn't work I'll just do some consoling to advance the quest.

I'm glad I ended up in Markarth, because there are THREE brawls to take part in here, which should get me to five and thus earn me 10 extra free punchy power. Unfortunately two of the brawls are in that stupid Forsworn/Cidna Mine/Markarth is Ruled by Dickweeds quest, and I HATE that quest. Ah well, it should also help me get my NPC kill count up, as I need to get 500 before lvl 25, and I'm only at like 160 or so. I'll be beating a LOT of guards to death.

Oh but before I do, I'll take a new vote, WHO WANTS ME TO NAMIRA QUEST?
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- The Mostly Faffing About Episode
« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2014, 03:25:51 pm »

While Thyrulda was off "Chasing the Dragon" the troll was busy killing off the town
Was that Dream Evil reference I spotted there?

I discover the Freefly Camera function, and how awesome it is for screenshotting
How? Must know...
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« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2014, 03:28:43 pm »

Edit: Fukken double post.
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- The Mostly Faffing About Episode
« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2014, 04:46:44 pm »

While Thyrulda was off "Chasing the Dragon" the troll was busy killing off the town
Was that Dream Evil reference I spotted there?

I discover the Freefly Camera function, and how awesome it is for screenshotting
How? Must know...
Actually "Chasing the Dragon" is a term associated with drug abuse :P
Though epic song.

And Freefly Camera is a console command, specifically TFC 1, which pauses the game and lets you fly the camera around and shove it down dragons throats :P

Also GO VOTE ON MY POLL DAMMIT! I CAN'T CONTINUE TILL I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN!
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- The Mostly Faffing About Episode
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2014, 04:55:25 pm »

The lesser races are basically cattle, so why not?
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- The Mostly Faffing About Episode
« Reply #57 on: February 07, 2014, 12:00:38 pm »

I'm sad that this is taking so long to get a decent vote on, and taking so long in general. I already have a picture that I edited and saved for WHEN I END UP IN SOLSTHEIM. AND I DON'T PLAN TO DO THAT UNTIL I KILL ALDUIN AND HAVE STUPID LEVELS OF DRAGONPUNCHING POWER.

That's right people, I have this LP planned up through completeing the main quest and the DLCs, SO FUCKENN VOTE ALREADY!
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« Reply #58 on: February 07, 2014, 03:02:55 pm »

Nah, unless you have mods that allow making fancy meals out of body parts of sentient creatures. our girl gotta have some class, right?
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Re: Stupidly Survivalist Skyrim- The Mostly Faffing About Episode
« Reply #59 on: February 07, 2014, 09:32:08 pm »

To quote a Dwarf Fortress Maxim: "Don't you know, Elves eat people?"
 ;D
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