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[BFEL]

See. I told you. Fuckery. I don't need to say anything. You guys will boil your own brains with temporal stuff.

This is why I made that one game once. The one about time travel with the Proto-steve. Once time travel gets invented everything is fucked forever. Forever in both directions.

....Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

[smurfingtonthethird]

Then what does that bit about in both directions mean?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I wrote a long post that now makes no sense at all to me after I wrote it like I was Ina. Few mood so I'll just say this.

5 minutes and 39 seconds before time travel is invented I'm going to buy out a subway and repurpose it so it uses experimental time travel technology and the tag line will be "subway, eat first."

[smurfingtonthethird]

You eat the sub, then you walk into the store.

Meanwhile, on time fuckery, is this universe's time flux-time (changable time lines) or fixed time?

One means Dad the White has just become Grate whereas Dad the White was always Grate in the latter.

The latter also explains why the cops don't give a rats ass, its because historical figures worldwide needed Grate to go back in time to be them.

TD:LR FUCK TIME TRAVEL

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

You eat the sub, then you walk into the store.

Meanwhile, on time fuckery, is this universe's time flux-time (changable time lines) or fixed time?

One means Dad the White has just become Grate whereas Dad the White was always Grate in the latter.

The latter also explains why the cops don't give a rats ass, its because historical figures worldwide needed Grate to go back in time to be them.

TD:LR FUCK TIME TRAVEL

"Man that sub was delicious, oh wait, my orders ready!

[piecewise]

Then what does that bit about in both directions mean?

The second time travel is invented, it instantaneously begins to exist everywhere in the future as well as everywhere in the past, because it allows anyone to travel to any of those points and, given enough time, they will.

So, I invent time travel on tuesday. And then, on thursday I decide to travel back to 1980 and invest in microsoft stock or something.  Great, now timetravel technology exists in 1980, 34 years before it was invented. So now causality is fucked. So I trade the details of my time machine to some guy for a hotdog and he time travels into the future, meanwhile, someone else who bought the time machine I invented in present time travels even farther into the past and uses his technology to rule a preindustrial tribe as a god. After he dies of orgy overdose, one of them get in and travel far into the future, beyond a nuclear war that would have otherwise wiped out the time travel tech.

Now, what this means is that, the second I created the time machine it began to exist in several points in time both in the past and future.

Now imagine we have 50 time machines. Imagine they're all popping in and out of time, changing things. Now nothing is stable and the past and future are altering uncontrollably and physicists are weeping.

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED FOREVER.


I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY SUGGESTION THAT HAS MORE THEN ONE VOTE! TRY HARDER FOOLS!

[Yourmaster]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

+1

[superBlast]

Make grate figure out what to do next because we're lazy this time.

[WhitiusOpus]

HAVE GRATE UNDO THE TEMPORAL TIME FUCKERY SO MY HEAD WILL STOP HURTING

[The Froggy Ninja]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

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[Slayerhero90]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

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[LordSlowpoke]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

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[Parisbre56]

HAVE GRATE UNDO THE TEMPORAL TIME FUCKERY SO MY HEAD WILL STOP HURTING

+1

EDIT: There's also this:

Zap until I find some kind of comedy show. All this talk of doom and imminant invasion requires some brainless entertainment.

You flick to some sort of sitcom about a dad attempting to raise his son and the various antics and situations they get into.  Did his son just kill zeus? And invent time travel? This series seems very unbalanced.

[Elephant Parade]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

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[Empiricist]

Make Grate hunt down his traitorous mother and bring her on a spike

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