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[Kadzar]

Aw, shit. That didn't work.


Well, at least we have a miniaturized power armor god-killing child.


Equip Grate with a Power Sword. Send him on another quest to absorb the philosophical and spiritual power of Ghandi, to help make our child the Chosen One. Do this by booting him out of a plane parachuting him into the Himalayas, and telling him to come home when he's absorbed Ghandi's power. However he plans to do that.

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Like fishing together.
For sharks. With our bare, wounded, bleeding hands.

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1's to all these things.

[Gamerlord]

Aw, shit. That didn't work.


Well, at least we have a miniaturized power armor god-killing child.


Equip Grate with a Power Sword. Send him on another quest to absorb the philosophical and spiritual power of Ghandi, to help make our child the Chosen One. Do this by booting him out of a plane parachuting him into the Himalayas, and telling him to come home when he's absorbed Ghandi's power. However he plans to do that.

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Like fishing together.
For sharks. With our bare, wounded, bleeding hands.

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1's to all these things.

+1

[Corsair]

Aw, shit. That didn't work.


Well, at least we have a miniaturized power armor god-killing child.


Equip Grate with a Power Sword. Send him on another quest to absorb the philosophical and spiritual power of Ghandi, to help make our child the Chosen One. Do this by booting him out of a plane parachuting him into the Himalayas, and telling him to come home when he's absorbed Ghandi's power. However he plans to do that.

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Like fishing together.
For sharks. With our bare, wounded, bleeding hands.

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1's to all these things.

+1

+1

[piecewise]

You put grate in his little power armor and give him a plastic Thundercats lunch box and a powersword before sending him off to school. You watch with a swell of pride as he gets on the bus and idly rends his chair apart with his powergauntlets.

[6]

HOLY FUCK. HE GOT TRIPLE S RANKS ON HIS REPORT CARDS AND UNITED THE SCHOOL INTO A LEGION OF LOYAL SOLDIERS UNDER HIS RULE! THATS PRETTY ALRIGHT.

Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-1
Determinational:2
Survivalous: 6
Sporties:2
Schooliouses:12

[BFEL]

Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

[superBlast]

Tell him to reform the educantional systems around the world so they atop being boring and teach only about how grate is the greatest thing ever. Even more then that cross guy or that turbin guy or that one being that claims to be God.

Yes... we're going to start the next big religion! And soon... it shall be the only religion!

[WhitiusOpus]

Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

Also, train his army of minions into a dominant force of genetically mutated beings that are super-enhanced soldiers, and name them the "Thunderhawks". Select twenty of them to be Grate's best soldiers and demi-gods, and have them lead the army of Grate the God-Emperor.


((Yo dawg, We heard you liked WH40K references, so we took your WH40K reference and put a WH40K reference into it so you can reference WH40K while you reference WH40K.))

[Empiricist]

Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

Also, train his army of minions into a dominant force of genetically mutated beings that are super-enhanced soldiers, and name them the "Thunderhawks". Select twenty of them to be Grate's best soldiers and demi-gods, and have them lead the army of Grate the God-Emperor.

Genetically mutate them with the power of the Dark Gods of Business. The demigods shall be the ones best versed in business theory and economics.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

Also, train his army of minions into a dominant force of genetically mutated beings that are super-enhanced soldiers, and name them the "Thunderhawks". Select twenty of them to be Grate's best soldiers and demi-gods, and have them lead the army of Grate the God-Emperor.

Genetically mutate them with the power of the Dark Gods of Business. The demigods shall be the ones best versed in business theory and economics.

+1

[LordSlowpoke]

...keep in mind that we did murder all the gods that are not female and in a harem of ours grate's

unless you want to mutate things with corpses

i'm fine iwth that

[smurfingtonthethird]

Oops. There was a female god of business, right? Grate could just screw her or something.

[Corsair]

Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

Also, train his army of minions into a dominant force of genetically mutated beings that are super-enhanced soldiers, and name them the "Thunderhawks". Select twenty of them to be Grate's best soldiers and demi-gods, and have them lead the army of Grate the God-Emperor.

Genetically mutate them with the power of the Dark Gods of Business. The demigods shall be the ones best versed in business theory and economics.

+1

+1

[Doomblade187]

Tell Grate not to come home until he has invented FTL travel and taken his new army to victory in the conquest of an alien world.

Also, train his army of minions into a dominant force of genetically mutated beings that are super-enhanced soldiers, and name them the "Thunderhawks". Select twenty of them to be Grate's best soldiers and demi-gods, and have them lead the army of Grate the God-Emperor.

Genetically mutate them with the power of the Dark Gods of Business. The demigods shall be the ones best versed in business theory and economics.

+1, but the best businessmen and economists instead of theory.

[Remuthra]

What exactly is the definition of Schooliousness again?

[Parisbre56]

look at first post