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[piecewise]

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

+1

Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.

+999999

+40000

OH. MY. GOD. THIS SUGGESTION HAS

OVER 9,000
+1's. And I'll ad another.

+1.... 5 years old we're making him the king of the earth.... niiiiiiice.

+1, now lets try to not do a horus heresy for this one.

Calling Hecate for Horus.

If we are going on this line of thought we should set our self up as God-Emperor, with our son being ALL the primarchs.   Who will then turn out to be Horus.   

[3]

Well... You at least get one of the goddesses to make him a really cool set of mini-powerarmor. Oh well.



GRATE IS 6 NOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[WhitiusOpus]

Aw, shit. That didn't work.


Well, at least we have a miniaturized power armor god-killing child.


Equip Grate with a Power Sword. Send him on another quest to absorb the philosophical and spiritual power of Ghandi, to help make our child the Chosen One. Do this by booting him out of a plane parachuting him into the Himalayas, and telling him to come home when he's absorbed Ghandi's power. However he plans to do that.

[Parisbre56]

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Like fishing together.
For sharks. With our bare, wounded, bleeding hands.
Or, alternatively, go to Wall Street and fish together for businessmen willing to invest to our future empire.
Or, alternatively, go to Hollywood and fish together for studios willing to finance a movie starring our son as the protagonist and his harem for every other part. And make sure they film it in 3D! Or 4D!

[The Froggy Ninja]

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Go to Hollywood and fish together for studios willing to finance a movie starring our son as the protagonist and his harem for every other part. And make sure they film it in 3D! Or 4D!

+1

[smurfingtonthethird]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

[Remuthra]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

[Sindain]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

[Remuthra]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

[Fniff]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

[Remuthra]

Which brings me to wonder whether goddess companions are allowed in school. I've never seen a rule against it.

I wonder if they count as show and tell?

[HmH]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

+1

[Xantalos]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor, with his goddess harem.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

Sigged

[The Froggy Ninja]

Double post

[BFEL]

+1 to unleashing Grate upon the world of Public Schools. This is gonna be good

ADDENDUM: OOOO OOO It should be an INNER CITY SCHOOL. That way he can start a gang-cult around his awesomeness.