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[Yourmaster]

teach grate the hundred crack fist

[Remuthra]

Practice more Goddess Revival.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

+1

[BFEL]

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

+1

- INFINITE STOP DOING THIS.
WE WANT TO ARRANGE A MARRAIGE THAT WILL *BENEFIT* US

SO LIKE, A NOT-DEAD GODDESS WHO WE HAVEN'T ALREADY SUCKED ALL THE POWER OUT OF, I DUNNO.

Actually, Goddess Harem

[Fniff]

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

+1

- INFINITE STOP DOING THIS.
WE WANT TO ARRANGE A MARRAIGE THAT WILL *BENEFIT* US

SO LIKE, A NOT-DEAD GODDESS WHO WE HAVEN'T ALREADY SUCKED ALL THE POWER OUT OF, I DUNNO.

Actually, Goddess Harem

Dude, he's five.

... Pretty sure that would get the 5-0 on our asses. -1

[BFEL]

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

+1

- INFINITE STOP DOING THIS.
WE WANT TO ARRANGE A MARRAIGE THAT WILL *BENEFIT* US

SO LIKE, A NOT-DEAD GODDESS WHO WE HAVEN'T ALREADY SUCKED ALL THE POWER OUT OF, I DUNNO.

Actually, Goddess Harem

Dude, he's five.

... Pretty sure that would get the 5-0 on our asses. -1

HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS THREAD AT ALL?!?

We sacrificed a goddess in our childs bedroom, forced him to pick up naked women in Las Vegas, abandoned him to a priest who most likely molested him, and generally redefined the very CONCEPT of child abuse with every turn.

The police clearly don't exist in this world. Its the ONLY plausible explanation.

[Fniff]

Really, leaving him with a priest is more parental neglect rather then abuse.

[Xanmyral]

We didn't actually leave him, more sent him directly there.

[Yourmaster]

Why does nobody want grate to learn the power of the hundred crack fist?

[WhitiusOpus]

This thread is so derailed, that we are derailing the derail.


Yes, that makes sense to me.


Wat.


Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

[HmH]

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.

[superBlast]

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.

+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.

[Gamerlord]

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.

+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.

+1 Yessssssss...

[Xantalos]

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.

+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.

+1 Yessssssss...

+1, but have him fight Ouranous, at the end, not that pansy Zeus.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.

+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.

+1 Yessssssss...

+1, but have him fight Ouranous, at the end, not that pansy Zeus.

+1 if he only kills the male gods and builds a harem out of the females.