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[superBlast]

SONOFABIIITCH


Now,
 TO VEGAS! FLIRT WITH LADIES! COUNT CARDS! EARN MONIES!

+1 screw robots, he needs some lady friends!

[Xanmyral]

Use our newfound powers as Dad the White to send Grate on a epic quest!

+1

Epic quest! There's truly no better a way for somebody to go from zero to hero than by an epic quest! Think we should burn his town down to push him along? Maybe get him a rival who'll challenge him several times across the journey?

[Kadzar]

Maybe get him a rival who'll challenge him several times across the journey?

This makes me think that, when he turns ten, we should send Grate to wander the world and become a Pokemon master.

[LordSlowpoke]

we need to throw him into a dungeon armed with a dagger and a horse

he'll get through the dungeon in about a month, offer a cool amulet to some god and get mad skills

[smurfingtonthethird]

Leave him stranded in Mexico with a weeks worth of food and a map
the quest begins

[Xantalos]

Use our newfound powers as Dad the White to send Grate on a epic quest!

+1

[Tsuchigumo550]

Leave him stranded in Mexico with a weeks worth of food and a map
the quest begins

Why? We already killed one illegally smuggled-in endangered animal, and you KNOW what he'll come back with

still, +1

[HmH]

Use our newfound powers as Dad the White to send Grate on a epic quest!

+1

+1. More specifically, send him to rob a church. Sending a little boy into a priest's lair is almost the same as sending a hobbit to steal from a dragon.

[BFEL]

Use our newfound powers as Dad the White to send Grate on a epic quest!

+1

+1. More specifically, send him to rob a church. Sending a little boy into a priest's lair is almost the same as sending a hobbit to steal from a dragon.

+1
We are the worst parents in all possible worlds.

[piecewise]

"DAD THE WHITE DEMANDS YOU PILLAGE ME A FUCK TON OF COMMUNION WAFERS! I FUCKING LOVE THOSE THINGS! THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING RICEY CARDBOARD SO FUCKING GOOD! IF I EAT NOTHING BUT THEM I BET MY SHIT WILL HAVE THE CONSISTENCY OF STYROFOAM AND THE CATHOLICS WILL WORSHIP IT. HOLY SHIT! HA-HA, DOUBLE ENTENDRE.  YOU'RE STILL HERE?! GET TO QUEST'N, PRESTON!"

You throw grate through a window.

[5]

Grate comes back weeks later, driving a uhaul full of communion wafers and wearing a nun's habit.  He seems fairly non-plussed but much more street wise.

"THIS BOY IS GROWING UP INTO A FINE YOUNG WHATEVER HE IS. WHOSE GOT STORIES I DON'T WANT TO HEAR UNTIL 23 YEARS LATER IN THERAPY?! YOU DO!"

Dappertude:0
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-1
Determinational:2
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:0
Schooliouses:9

ONE MORE ACTIVITY UNTIL HE IS 5 YEARS OLD!



Phil Ken Sebben + The Dad From Twisted sister music video=Dad?

[NAV]

Shit. Grate has no dappertude or sporties, and negative businessness.
We need to enroll him in some sport that involves both fashion and business.
Hmm. Some version of rugby where they have to wear tuxedos and buy/sell rules?

[WhitiusOpus]

Shit. Grate has no dappertude or sporties, and negative businessness.
We need to enroll him in some sport that involves both fashion and business.
Hmm. Some version of rugby where they have to wear tuxedos and buy/sell rules?

((FUCK GUYS. ITS NOT LIKE I SUGGESTED A FIX FOR THIS OR ANYTHING.))

BRING GRATE TO VEGAS. FUCK BITCHES. GET MONEY.dappertude and businessness

[smurfingtonthethird]

GRATE TO VEGAS

[The Froggy Ninja]

Shit. Grate has no dappertude or sporties, and negative businessness.
We need to invent some sport that involves both fashion and business.
Hmm. Some version of rugby where they have to wear tuxedos and buy/sell rules?

FTFY

[superBlast]

Shit. Grate has no dappertude or sporties, and negative businessness.
We need to enroll him in some sport that involves both fashion and business.
Hmm. Some version of rugby where they have to wear tuxedos and buy/sell rules?

((FUCK GUYS. ITS NOT LIKE I SUGGESTED A FIX FOR THIS OR ANYTHING.))

BRING GRATE TO VEGAS. FUCK BITCHES. GET MONEY.dappertude and businessness

Aye!
+1