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[The Froggy Ninja]

FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.

you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.

+1

[NAV]

FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.

you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.

+1

+0.9

[Kadzar]

FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.

you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.

+1

+0.9

+1.1

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.

you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.

+1

+0.9

+1.1

1+ NO EVE PLEASE!

[Lightningfalcon]

FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.

you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.

+1

+0.9

+1.1

1+ NO EVE PLEASE!

+1 with his terrible lack of business skills at the moment he would go broke before he could learn anything.  We get him some above average skills, and THEN let him lose upon EVE.   

[Flying Dice]

FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.

you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.

+1

+0.9

+1.1

1+ NO EVE PLEASE!

+1 with his terrible lack of business skills at the moment he would go broke before he could learn anything.  We get him some above average skills, and THEN let him lose upon EVE.

+3.14

[piecewise]

R.I.P. Piecewise
~August 14th, 2005 - January 30th, 2014

no tcm

piecewise has only become alive

kya ha ha~~

JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE!

YOU KIDNAP A WAX FIGURE OF FRANKENSTEIN AND ATTEMPT TO BRING IT TO LIFE VIA LIGHTNING AND IGNORANCE!

[1]

IT WORKS! UNFORTUNATELY IT IS ANGRY ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT IS ALIVE AND ATTEMPTS TO MAKE YOU NOT ALIVE.

[4]

YOU BATTLE IT DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH, FALLING THROUGH DARKNESS AND FLAME, UNTIL YOU EVENTUALLY BREAK ITS SPINE ON THE POINT OF A MOUNTAIN TOP AND CAST IT DOWN INTO THE VALLEY BELOW! YOU RETURN TO GRATE, SEVERAL MONTHS LATER, AS DAD THE WHITE.


UNFORTUNATELY THIS WASTES A LOT OF FUCKING TIME

TWO ACTIVITIES LEFT

[HissinhWalnuts]

Make him a robot friend, install a anti rebellion chip in it though.

[WhitiusOpus]

SONOFABIIITCH


Now,
 TO VEGAS! FLIRT WITH LADIES! COUNT CARDS! EARN MONIES!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Use our newfound powers as Dad the White to send Grate on a epic quest!

[Yourmaster]

Make him a robot friend, install a anti rebellion chip in it though.

+1

[zomara0292]

Make him a robot friend, install a anti rebellion chip in it though.

+1

Let him make the friend. we tried our part. he needs to grow up and be a man. if not agreed on. +1

[HissinhWalnuts]

Make him a robot friend, install a anti rebellion chip in it though.

+1

Let him make the friend. we tried our part. he needs to grow up and be a man. if not agreed on. +1

Have him make the robot friend.

[Kadzar]

Use our newfound powers as Dad the White to send Grate on a epic quest!

+1

[Elephant Parade]

Teach Grate magic!