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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134933 times)

Kadzar

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #645 on: January 30, 2014, 11:44:34 pm »
We shall kidnap clay figurines and cover them in flesh and cactus.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #646 on: January 30, 2014, 11:52:33 pm »
MAKE OUT OF KIDNAPPED FLESH LIKE FILM CHARACTER
DURING SURGERY, TELL THEM FUNNY JOKE ABOUT EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT
Also, a bootleg Eastern European Minecraft is not Minecraft, it's Everyonescraft.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2014, 11:55:57 pm by HmH »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #647 on: January 30, 2014, 11:55:37 pm »
Quote from: TCM on January 30, 2014, 11:42:45 pm
R.I.P. Piecewise
~August 14th, 2005 - January 30th, 2014

no tcm

piecewise has only become alive

kya ha ha~~
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #648 on: January 30, 2014, 11:56:14 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on January 30, 2014, 11:39:32 pm
FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA
We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #649 on: January 31, 2014, 12:21:10 am »
Tell Grate that Minecraft is his friend.

Bwa ha ha.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #650 on: January 31, 2014, 02:11:25 am »
EVE ONLINE
ISK SHALL BE HIS FRIEND
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #651 on: January 31, 2014, 03:14:12 am »
Buy/steal the bugger an interdimensional portal. Steal new works of Shakespeare from different universes. Make profit.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #652 on: January 31, 2014, 04:54:32 am »
Fine....

+1 Mincraft
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #653 on: January 31, 2014, 05:04:51 am »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #654 on: January 31, 2014, 05:31:34 am »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #655 on: January 31, 2014, 07:05:26 am »
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10/10.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #656 on: January 31, 2014, 08:08:29 am »
Quote from: Yourmaster on January 31, 2014, 07:05:26 am
Quote from: HmH on January 31, 2014, 05:31:34 am
Quote from: Gamerlord on January 31, 2014, 05:04:51 am
Quote from: Xantalos on January 31, 2014, 02:11:25 am
EVE ONLINE
ISK SHALL BE HIS FRIEND
+1
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Ugh, can't we just take him to Vegas like normal parents? HE NEEDZ DAPPERTUDE. NOT TO BE A NERD.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #657 on: January 31, 2014, 08:20:06 am »
I wanted to do the Vegas idea... but I see the plan as a sinking ship that only you and me like.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #658 on: January 31, 2014, 08:21:48 am »
your main problem is you trying to be "normal parents"

what we should do is take grate's business to -10 or so that he earns all the money simply by being hilariously stupid, because as we alll know stupidity = luck
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #659 on: January 31, 2014, 09:32:18 am »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on January 30, 2014, 11:56:14 pm
Quote from: piecewise on January 30, 2014, 11:39:32 pm
FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



AAAAAAAAAAAAA
We are really trying to break piecewise on this one, and I think we might be succeeding.
you really want to brake him?
All four. we make him a friend out of all four means. he gets to chose which one he likes the best. they get to the end of the year to impress him, or their head explodes. Gantz style.
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