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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134948 times)

BFEL

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #630 on: January 30, 2014, 08:21:29 am »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on January 30, 2014, 03:39:20 am
Quote from: HmH on January 30, 2014, 03:35:31 am
Quote from: Xantalos on January 30, 2014, 03:32:16 am
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on January 30, 2014, 03:31:43 am
Quote from: Xantalos on January 30, 2014, 03:05:20 am
Wait.

Get Grate a subscription to EVE Online to increase his Businessness.
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO THATS TOO MUCH, JUST GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT, NOT THAT! NEVER THAT!
YOU KNOW HIS POWER WILL INCREASE FROM THIS
No way, man. This is too cruel. Almost as cruel as telling Grate the full story of Obok Meatgod while he's still addicted to DF.
ITS EVE ONLINE FOR GODS SAKE, AT THE RATE HE'S GOING WITH BEAR FORTRESS HE WONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FEED HIMSELF!
And this would change what exactly? We literally fed him like...once....I think? DID we feed him? I thought we got him a birthday cake when he was 2 or 3 that was the first thing he ever ate.
Presumably he obtains nutrition through the sheer awesome running through his veins.

Quote from: Yourmaster on January 30, 2014, 06:51:07 am
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on January 30, 2014, 04:31:00 am
Fine, let's meet halfway.
give him mines craft and make him a server where he can play with friends and implement a mod in which there is economics and traders.
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #631 on: January 30, 2014, 08:30:08 am »
Well, we just lost his businessness stat, so let's try to increase it AND dappertude

Take Grate to Vegas so he can count cards and flirt with the ladies to increase Businessness and Dappertude
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #632 on: January 30, 2014, 08:56:44 am »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 30, 2014, 08:30:08 am
Well, we just lost his businessness stat, so let's try to increase it AND dappertude

Take Grate to Vegas so he can count cards and flirt with the ladies to increase Businessness and Dappertude

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #633 on: January 30, 2014, 11:13:05 am »
Like Prometheus we shall mold him friends of living clay and breath life into them.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #634 on: January 30, 2014, 11:14:42 am »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on January 30, 2014, 11:13:05 am
Like Prometheus we shall mold him friends of living clay and breath life into them.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #635 on: January 30, 2014, 11:42:33 am »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on January 30, 2014, 11:13:05 am
Like Frankenstein, we shall sew him friends of dead flesh and strike the spark of life into them.
FTFY. Being pecked by birds for petty thievery is not our favorite pastime. Mad Science, however...
« Last Edit: January 30, 2014, 11:48:35 am by HmH »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #636 on: January 30, 2014, 11:44:24 am »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 20, 2014, 08:48:51 pm
set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Magical Girl cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #637 on: January 30, 2014, 12:06:07 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on January 30, 2014, 11:14:42 am
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on January 30, 2014, 11:13:05 am
Like Prometheus we shall mold him friends of living clay and breath life into them.
+1
+1

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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 30, 2014, 06:56:53 am
TELL GRATE THE STORY OF OBOK MEATGOD
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We should save it for the 'bees and birds' talk.
I've already mentioned what we're going to say about the bees (or maybe it was wasps? Either way, it'll be bees now), but where do the birds fit in to that narrative?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #638 on: January 30, 2014, 07:32:33 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 30, 2014, 03:05:20 am
Wait.

Get Grate a subscription to EVE Online to increase his Businessness.
THIS. NOW.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #639 on: January 30, 2014, 07:48:35 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 30, 2014, 07:32:33 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 30, 2014, 03:05:20 am
Wait.

Get Grate a subscription to EVE Online to increase his Businessness.
THIS. NOW.
NO. NEVER.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #640 on: January 30, 2014, 09:46:57 pm »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #641 on: January 30, 2014, 10:31:19 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on January 30, 2014, 09:46:57 pm
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on January 30, 2014, 07:48:35 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 30, 2014, 07:32:33 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 30, 2014, 03:05:20 am
Wait.

Get Grate a subscription to EVE Online to increase his Businessness.
THIS. NOW.
NO. NEVER.
MAYBE. SOMEDAY.
+1
BUT WHYYYYYYYY?! ARE WE SHOUTING AND WHYYYYYYYYYY DO WE NEED EVE ONLINE SPECIFICALLY, THERE ARE MANY DIFFRENT GAMES THAT ARE SOUL RENDING AND A WASTE OF YOUR FREE TIME, AND HALF OF THEM DONT HAVE PEOPLE WHO WASTE TIME PLAYING A GAME THAT WITH THE SKILLS THEY ARE USING, THEY COULD BECOME RICH.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #642 on: January 30, 2014, 11:39:32 pm »
FUCK

YOU ALL WANT FRIENDS BUT YOU ALL WANT THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

FUCK

I WANTED MINES CRAFT BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUNNY HAHA JOKE ABOUT A BOOTLEG EASTERN EUROPEAN MINECRAFT WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN GRAY AND THE CREEPERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THEIR FATHER BEAT THEIR MOTHER TO DEATH BEFORE HANGING THEMSELVES IN YOUR BLOCKY LITTLE COTTAGE!

BUT NO.


HOW YOU WANT MAKE FRIENDS QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

KIDNAP
MAKE OUT OF CLAY LIKE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE
MAKE OUT OF FLESH LIKE LITERARY FIGURE
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS LIKE ACTION FIGURE



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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #643 on: January 30, 2014, 11:42:39 pm »
MAKE OUT WITH CACTUS
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« Reply #644 on: January 30, 2014, 11:42:45 pm »
R.I.P. Piecewise
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