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[Kadzar]

+1 to teaching him to read.

-1 to involving the necronomicon.  Let's put that off until later, when he can control the powers rather than getting eaten by them.  Possessed child's no good- it's like a demon stole him.  Also, monies.

-1 to any future/current suggestions involving severe physical abuse

+1 to this. The reading thing. And -1 to all the things he's minus-oned.

[zomara0292]

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

-1 to stupid abusive things. So, pretty much all the other suggestions.

I just want to make this clear, I was making a suggestion to match the means and the audience. Personally, I would be more interested in watching Bay12vers to produce a normal, boring, average human being. Reason being, I know, that we, as a collective, will screw up somewhere.

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

I've looked it up, but, thats as far as i ever went. I never was really interested in reading it, because, once I started reading the works written by those other than lovecraft, the mindset was so different that, well, It annoyed me.
And, I never claimed to be a lovecraftian any more than I claimed to be a christian, which I dont, because I dont fit the bill in action, though I do in belief.

[WhitiusOpus]

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So, I showed this game to my Dad, and he actually seems interested in playing it.  Yes, knowing of all the horrible player stuff.

And thus another Bay12er was born.

So: +1 to everything GWG +1'd, -1 to everything else.  Mostly because I don't feel like sifting through the idiocy.

I like being the baseline for uncrazy suggestions.

Sigh. Why did we try giving a two-year-old a sword, guys? Seriously?

Also, I dunno if reminding Grate's mother of his existence would be a good idea, giving how we're treating him.
Let's do this:

Teach Grate to read.
Using lots of scary stories and ancient mythology and whatever else, just so long as he learns to read.

+1

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

Also, -1, where would we even get a copy?

-1 to stupid abusive things. So, pretty much all the other suggestions.

-1 the ABOVE quote, since my current suggestion isn't stupid OR abusive. And GWG, you take this WAY too seriously. Just stats like 'dappertude' and 'schooliousness' show that this RtD is meant to be funny and taken however we want. This isn't a real child, it's just a game. A game you seem to take WAY too serious. Besides, it's illogical to teach him how to read if he already has the business sense to run his own office, and speak at year 1.

[Yoink]

-1 this whole quote, since my current suggestion isn't stupid OR abusive. And GWG, you take this WAY too seriously. Just stats like 'dappertude' and 'schooliousness' show that this RtD is meant to be funny and taken however we want. This isn't a real child, it's just a game. A game you seem to take WAY too serious. Besides, it's illogical to teach him how to read if he already has the business sense to run his own office, and speak at year 1.

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-1

[WhitiusOpus]

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You win this round, Yoink....

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

I've looked it up, but, thats as far as i ever went. I never was really interested in reading it, because, once I started reading the works written by those other than lovecraft, the mindset was so different that, well, It annoyed me.
And, I never claimed to be a lovecraftian any more than I claimed to be a christian, which I dont, because I dont fit the bill in action, though I do in belief.

I was making a joke. I'd explain, but then it wouldn't be funny.

-1 to stupid abusive things. So, pretty much all the other suggestions.

-1 the ABOVE quote, since my current suggestion isn't stupid OR abusive. And GWG, you take this WAY too seriously. Just stats like 'dappertude' and 'schooliousness' show that this RtD is meant to be funny and taken however we want. This isn't a real child, it's just a game. A game you seem to take WAY too serious. Besides, it's illogical to teach him how to read if he already has the business sense to run his own office, and speak at year 1.

Notice that I said pretty much all the other suggestions, not every single other suggestion.

[zomara0292]

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.

All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

I've looked it up, but, thats as far as i ever went. I never was really interested in reading it, because, once I started reading the works written by those other than lovecraft, the mindset was so different that, well, It annoyed me.
And, I never claimed to be a lovecraftian any more than I claimed to be a christian, which I dont, because I dont fit the bill in action, though I do in belief.

I was making a joke. I'd explain, but then it wouldn't be funny.

Oye. Sorry i missed it. Never been that bright to humor that didnt end in a missing skull.

[superBlast]

Yeah... didn't get GWG joke either... thought he was being serious.

Anywho... our toddler can speak and knows to to put on a pretend tie (all thanks to our sacrificing)! Why the hell can't he fence! Yeah... must be his mother...

And so, to teach our probrably already screwed up kid about women n' stuff:

DAMMIT GUYS, WE NEED TO DO THINGS THAT A TODDLER CAN DO.

THAT BEING SAID SEND GRATE TO A HIGH CLASS CLUB, TO HIT ON HOT LADIES AND INCREASE HIS DAPPERTUDE

+1 this!

[zomara0292]

And so, to teach our probrably already screwed up kid about women n' stuff:

DAMMIT GUYS, WE NEED TO DO THINGS THAT A TODDLER CAN DO.

THAT BEING SAID SEND GRATE TO A HIGH CLASS CLUB, TO HIT ON HOT LADIES AND INCREASE HIS DAPPERTUDE

+1 this!

-1. Yah, no. . . . . just. . . . No.

[WhitiusOpus]

Oh, zomara? Do you have a better suggestion that ACTUALLY increases his stats?

[The Froggy Ninja]

And so, to teach our probrably already screwed up kid about women n' stuff:

DAMMIT GUYS, WE NEED TO DO THINGS THAT A TODDLER CAN DO.

THAT BEING SAID SEND GRATE TO A HIGH CLASS CLUB, TO HIT ON HOT LADIES AND INCREASE HIS DAPPERTUDE

+1 this!

+1

[Corai]

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Ya'll need more Jesus compassion sanity in yo lives. I heard GWG's sanity call, and so I came.

Buy Grate a teddy bear. Because so much trauma hnng.

I have a plan.

[zomara0292]

Oh, zomara? Do you have a better suggestion that ACTUALLY increases his stats?

Yes, actually. He has been blessed by the business gods, to the point of having one sacrificed to him. He must learn to excersize his powers. I say we Have him pull an investment raid. Make our company, that we work for, rich, at the expense of another company. One of our competitors.

[WhitiusOpus]

Couple of problems with that.
1. We don't have a company
2. Sure, we could increase his businessness more, but we need him to be a well rounded murderer/pickpocket/demigod/whateverthehellthisthingisohgodisitevenachild.

[Kadzar]

Oh, zomara? Do you have a better suggestion that ACTUALLY increases his stats?

Yes, actually. He has been blessed by the business gods, to the point of having one sacrificed to him. He must learn to excersize his powers. I say we Have him pull an investment raid. Make our company, that we work for, rich, at the expense of another company. One of our competitors.

We sacrificed a nature goddess to him. We sacrificed a puppy to a business god.