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[Xantalos]

Have kid eat cabbage and onions and gravel to become strong.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

no, first revive the dead god as a slave, our baby needs some companionship!

[Lenglon]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!

+1 for reviving Hecate and sending her and Grate on play-dates mugging people with magic economics, otherwise known as laissez-faire capitalism.

+1

By the way, if he is immortal now, we might have infinite time. After all, Greek ages of adulthood were younger, and immortals typically don't age beyond maturity.

Do that, and no more killing people or gods alright? We still have standards.

+1

[mastahcheese]

I just left to go play some X-COM, and I come back, and the Titaness of witchcraft has been sacrificed to the child.

Give Grate a monocle.

How about we save some of the crazier things for when he's older?
At least we got the most traumatizing things over with now, so he might forget the details later on.
I mean, forced to listen to rock music? You guys are horrible.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I just left to go play some X-COM, and I come back, and the Titaness of witchcraft has been sacrificed to the child.

Give Grate a monocle.

How about we save some of the crazier things for when he's older?
At least we got the most traumatizing things over with now, so he might forget the details later on.
I mean, forced to listen to rock music? You guys are horrible.

No, we just will give grate a nanny in the form of the titaness, it would karmic ally balance out killing her at first, and we could use her to get us money!

[superBlast]

Plus we won't have to pay for an Nanny either!

Nevermind, who'd pay someone to watch their kid when dark and empty houses does the job perfectly?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

And also her being a god will give us some perks, the main problem is, she (the titaness) would be bound to the baby, as it was the baby who drank her blood and gained her power, if only a sliver, so well have to get the baby to command the Titan.

[Remuthra]

How about we save some of the crazier things for when he's older?
At least we got the most traumatizing things over with now, so he might forget the details later on.
I mean, forced to listen to rock music? You guys are trying to save his soul.

Fixed.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...then and then sacrifice science itself. Then we invent magic and sacrifice that too. At that point I guess we move on celebrities? And then random internet people. How about that plan of action?

Increasingly insane.
Science isn't a thing, it's a process. How are you going to sacrifice? You might as well sacrifice starting a car.
Magic seems to exist, and it's probably not going to be easier (or smarter) to sacrifice than gravity would be.
Once we've sacrificed hundreds of gods, what good are a few celebrities going to do?
And don't get me started on random internet people.

Dwarf fortress is fine for that, it's just that when GWG gets a bit disturbed who from what I can tell is a regular poster on this forum, gets disturbed, we might be doing something wrong.

I am the resident sane guy.
Also one of the tropers.

I just left to go play some X-COM, and I come back, and the Titaness of witchcraft has been sacrificed to the child.

X-Com or XCOM?

I mean, forced to listen to rock music? You guys are horrible.

Classic rock. We're not monsters, ya know.

Plus we won't have to pay for an Nanny either!

Nevermind, who'd pay someone to watch their kid when dark and empty houses does the job perfectly?

_{Alright, how do I convince someone who's trying to traumatize the kid...}
Someone who can get the spirit of a deity (titan? not terribly savvy about more obscure mythological figures) who is doubtlessly pissed at being sacrificed to this kid. Wait, this is starting to sound like a bad idea...

+1 to reviving Hecate as a playmate
-1 to the rest

[The Froggy Ninja]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!

+1 for reviving Hecate and sending her and Grate on play-dates mugging people with magic economics, otherwise known as laissez-faire capitalism.

+1

By the way, if he is immortal now, we might have infinite time. After all, Greek ages of adulthood were younger, and immortals typically don't age beyond maturity.

Do that, and no more killing people or gods alright? We still have standards.

+1

+1

[BFEL]

Ok revive for playmating, then we find some way for our child to make us money.

Oh shit he's gonna pimp out Hecate isn't he?

[Gamerlord]

Ok revive for playmating, then we find some way for our child to make us money.

Oh shit he's gonna pimp out Hecate isn't he?

*sniff*
Our little boy is growing up.

[WhitiusOpus]

Well, if we can't sacrifice science, we just sacrifice the scientists....

SACRIFICE STEPHEN HAWKING TO GRATE and possibly other scientists and/or business tycoons.

[Remuthra]

Well, if we can't sacrifice science, we just sacrifice the scientists....

SACRIFICE STEPHEN HAWKING TO GRATE and possibly other scientists and/or business tycoons.

That comes later. Religion first, then science.

[WhitiusOpus]

Fine. I will+1 reviving Hecate with magic. for now.....