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[Remuthra]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

She'd probably be good at it. And a good influence for teaching him his divine powers.

Well... I'm not exactly sure how divine his powers are... considering we killed a god to give him.... whatever he got. Godkilling doesn't sound very divine.

Zeus killed Kronos to become king of the gods. And Kronos did that to Ouranos.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zeus killed Kronos to become king of the gods. And Kronos did that to Ouranos.

And if we have our way, Zeus will fall to Grate.

[Remuthra]

Zeus killed Kronos to become king of the gods. And Kronos did that to Ouranos.

And if we have our way, Zeus will fall to Grate.

Yep. All hail Lord Grate!

Then after that, we can take on the Norse pantheon. Let him have Nidhogg as a pet.

[GreatWyrmGold]

How long until we run out of ancient religions and move onto modern?

I say we start with Scientology.

[Remuthra]

Entering into Scientologist territory would just corrupt Grate's mind with terrible, terrible ideas.

Start with the oldest modern religions, and work up to the present. Then, we can conquer the religions which haven't been invented yet!

[Toaster]

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Doctor Who cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.

+1


Also holy shit

[superBlast]

Well we still have the famous mythologies that no sane person still follows, then we move to the popular ones and sacrifice those powerful beings and then we go into Scientology... then and then sacrifice science itself. Then we invent magic and sacrifice that too. At that point I guess we move on celebrities? And then random internet people. How about that plan of action?

[Flying Dice]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!

+1 for reviving Hecate and sending her and Grate on play-dates mugging people with magic economics, otherwise known as laissez-faire capitalism.

[Remuthra]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!

+1 for reviving Hecate and sending her and Grate on play-dates mugging people with magic economics, otherwise known as laissez-faire capitalism.

+1

By the way, if he is immortal now, we might have infinite time. After all, Greek ages of adulthood were younger, and immortals typically don't age beyond maturity.

[NAV]

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Doctor Who cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.

+1


Also holy shit

This is actually a pretty good idea. +1

[Kadzar]

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Doctor Who cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.

+1


Also holy shit

This is actually a pretty good idea. +1

Why not?
+1

[Sindain]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!

+1 for reviving Hecate and sending her and Grate on play-dates mugging people with magic economics, otherwise known as laissez-faire capitalism.

+1

By the way, if he is immortal now, we might have infinite time. After all, Greek ages of adulthood were younger, and immortals typically don't age beyond maturity.

+1 (and PTW).

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Revive Hecate to be the same age as Grate, have them go on play dates.

That doesn't sound so bad.... still I him to mug people.

The play dates could involve mugging people. Think of the hilarity of having her being forced on a date with the person who she got sacrificed to and had her blood drank by!

Hm...... +1 as long as the play date involves mugging then!

+1 for reviving Hecate and sending her and Grate on play-dates mugging people with magic economics, otherwise known as laissez-faire capitalism.

+1

By the way, if he is immortal now, we might have infinite time. After all, Greek ages of adulthood were younger, and immortals typically don't age beyond maturity.

Do that, and no more killing people or gods alright? We still have standards.

[superBlast]

Do that, and no more killing people or gods alright? We still have standards.

Standards? What standards? We have standards?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Well, I agree with GWG here, we might be going a bit overboard, if, metaphorically, a person form the the government would be monitoring us without prior knowledge or context of the board, if the metaphorical agent would put us on the watch list, then we are doing something wrong.

The dwarf fortress board you can go wild with, elves are dicks.