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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134964 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #165 on: January 20, 2014, 07:18:38 pm »

Fuck it, here's a command.
Sacrifice Hecate to Grate.

...+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #166 on: January 20, 2014, 07:23:38 pm »

+1 to beginner stocks and suits/ties
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W-we just... wanted our...
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #167 on: January 20, 2014, 07:26:01 pm »

-1 to basically everything suggested.
You don't like this:
set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Homestuck, Doctor Who, and Sherlock cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.
Correct. I do not.

Fuck it, here's a command.
Sacrifice Hecate to Grate.
How the hell...What do you...Why would we...
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #168 on: January 20, 2014, 07:27:03 pm »

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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #170 on: January 20, 2014, 07:36:56 pm »

Fuck it, here's a command.
Sacrifice Hecate to Grate.
Ignore my mugging Suggestion, I wanna +1 this!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #171 on: January 20, 2014, 07:38:53 pm »

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Homestuck, Doctor Who, and Sherlock cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.
This.

All hail Grate, Dark Lord of Management!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #174 on: January 20, 2014, 07:41:40 pm »

Send a pink slip to Hecate in Grate's name, notifying her that corporate needs to reduce redundancies in the pantheon and that her services as a goddess are no longer necessary. The Dark Lord of Human Resources cometh.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #175 on: January 20, 2014, 07:47:48 pm »

oh gods so many hilarious choices what do what doooooooooo
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #176 on: January 20, 2014, 07:49:31 pm »

oh gods so many hilarious choices what do what doooooooooo
Suffer a psychotic break? (Y/N)

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #177 on: January 20, 2014, 07:52:26 pm »

oh gods so many hilarious choices what do what doooooooooo
Suffer a psychotic break? (Y/N)
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: BUSINESS FOR THE BUSINESS GOD!
« Reply #179 on: January 20, 2014, 07:58:11 pm »

oh gods so many hilarious choices what do what doooooooooo
Suffer a psychotic break? (Y/N)
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