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[Remuthra]

>Sacrifice a dear to Hecate Goddess of Witchcraft to bless your son with "The Gift".

+1. Got to remember to honor the dark gods.

[poketwo]

ok, we need to feed the kid a lot of meat. This gives him a good amount of protein. Which is great for development, including joints and the brain.

Now HOW to feed him that stuff is the question. Should we grind it, or do what the birds do?

[WhitiusOpus]

"Poketwo, how dare you bring logic int this place! THIS. IS. BAY TWEEEEEEEELVE! *Kicks into pit of writhing bloggers*

[The Froggy Ninja]

ok, we need to feed the kid a lot of meat. This gives him a good amount of protein. Which is great for development, including joints and the brain.

Thus hunting. Good joints and magical abilities it's a win-win  situation.

[poketwo]

We could also try ambushing him at every time, playful torturing. like those kitties do, trap him with your arms as well. Or we could just have him watch large amounts of vicious videos of roman gladiator combat. 

[Remuthra]

We could also try ambushing him at every time, playful torturing. like those kitties do, trap him with your arms as well. Or we could just have him watch large amounts of vicious videos of roman gladiator combat.

Good idea. Teach the kid about ancient tactics, so he can grow up as Alexander the Great.

[poketwo]

Or a Julies Caesar, you do know about the double walls right?

[Remuthra]

The time in Gaul he built a fortress around the enemy's fortress?

[WhitiusOpus]

Oh ho ho, but do you now the name of said fortress? The number of legionaries? The size of the relief force? THE NAME OF THE KING TRAPPED IN THE FORTRESS?

...sorry, I love history

In other news, FORTCEPTION

[poketwo]

The time in Gaul he built a fortress around the enemy's fortress?

maybe, is it the one where an army came to relive that fortress?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Sacrifice a dear to Hecate Goddess of Witchcraft to bless your son with "The Gift".

+1. Got to remember to honor the dark gods.

+1.  Considering Bay12, this is probably one of the least detrimental actions that can be performed in a turn...

Of course, I don't know what this 'gift' is...but whatever it is, it is probably better than baptizing the child into the faith of Armok.

[The Froggy Ninja]

>Sacrifice a dear to Hecate Goddess of Witchcraft to bless your son with "The Gift".

+1. Got to remember to honor the dark gods.

+1.  Considering Bay12, this is probably one of the least detrimental actions that can be performed in a turn...

Of course, I don't know what this 'gift' is...but whatever it is, it is probably better than baptizing the child into the faith of Armok.

I'll give you a hint it's bestowed by the Goddess of Magic.

[Remuthra]

>Sacrifice a dear to Hecate Goddess of Witchcraft to bless your son with "The Gift".

+1. Got to remember to honor the dark gods.

+1.  Considering Bay12, this is probably one of the least detrimental actions that can be performed in a turn...

Of course, I don't know what this 'gift' is...but whatever it is, it is probably better than baptizing the child into the faith of Armok.

I'll give you a hint it's bestowed by the Goddess of Magic.

And the underworld. And ghosts. So there's at least a decent chance of our child acquiring psychic mind powers. Would be a shame if he didn't have access to mind bullets, after all.

[piecewise]

YOU BUY A BUNCH OF KUNGFU DVDS! YOU'RE DOWN TO POCKET MONEY!

You set your child down in front of the television- like all good parents do- and put on a marathon of Bruce lee, Ip man, The early Jackie chan movies where he was actually doing good fighting, The raid: redemption and a "best of kungfu" box set of 100 dvds.

You come back and find that your child has learned FUCKING NOTHING! It's just sitting there with a big stupid look on it's face like the big stupid thing it is. You would shake it in anger but that would be bad. Instead, you mentally buy it a video game console and then smash it in front of the child's horrified face. Ahhh, Mental catharsis.

3 ACTIVITIES LEFT!

[Remuthra]

Sacrifice a goat to Hecate now!