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[WhitiusOpus]

Aww, no one wants to sell their child's soul? Pansies.

Equip Grate with Toddler sized business suit, an executive office on wall street, and a cute secretary. Begin earning Mounds of Cash for later child enhancement therapy.

[piecewise]

WE HAVE A TIE CURRENTLY!

It's between Some shit having to do with stocks and such and Attempting to sacrifice some sorta god to our child.


SOMEONE VOTE FOR ONE OF THOSE SO I CAN DO A THING!

[Yourmaster]

Fuck it, here's a command.
Sacrifice Hecate to Grate.

...+1

+ALL THE ONES

+111111111111

+1

I have nothing to say to this suggestion and it's overwhelming support. Except +1.

+1

[Parsely]

YISSSSSSS

[Lenglon]

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Magical Girl cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.

This.

All hail Grate, Dark Lord of Management!

+1

[poketwo]

Fuck it, here's a command.
Sacrifice Hecate to Grate.

...+1

+ALL THE ONES

+111111111111

+1

I have nothing to say to this suggestion and it's overwhelming support. Except +1.

+1

+1

[piecewise]

You pay a shady looking man a lot of money and wait a week. When he does return, in the middle of the night, he's carrying a burlap sack, the contents of which are crying and thrashing about. You place grate on a pedestal and then put on your Richard Nixon mask before repeatedly stabbing into the sack until it stops moving.

You thrust your hand in through a hole in the burlap and get yourself a handful of silvery, slightly glowing blood. You smear the blood all over grate's face and chest, while chanting in backwards Greek about how hard it is to chant backwards in greek. Then you fill a golden cup with the blood that is quickly pooling under the sack and causing ivy and nightshade to grow out of your wood floor.

Grate nods his little head approvingly and takes the cup from your hands and drinks the contents. A laurel crown burns its way into existence and sits itself upon little Grate's brow. His eyes are glowing slightly.


Dappertude:0
Cynicismish:1
Businessness:2
Determinational:0
Survivalous: 0
Sporties:0
Schooliouses:3

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

set him up with stocks in some relatively low risk areas and give him 'babies first stock market' so he can learn, then give them a closet full of sets of clothing. Half normal, the other half Doctor Who cosplay.  Act normally towards the child when they wear the normal ones. Act incredibly kind and compassionate when they were the cosplay. Continue until conditioning is successful.

[WhitiusOpus]

Holy shit that was awesome.

Congratulate Grate with a beating. To enhance his toughlinious.

[superBlast]

Sacrificing is fun! What else can we sacrifice to our child?

[Parsely]

Holy shit that was awesome.

Congratulate Grate with a beating. To enhance his toughlinious.

+1

[WhitiusOpus]

Shouldn't the tie enhance his dappertude?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Congratulate Grate

+1

with a beating. To enhance his toughlinious.

-1

Sacrificing is fun! What else can we sacrifice to our child?

Zeus.

[Parsely]

Why just one? Why not give the whole Pantheon the axe?

[Empiricist]

Why just one? Why not give the whole Pantheon the axe?

+1