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[WillowLuman]

Go to the bridge and scan for any dangers using 200x zoom. If any are located, inform the commander.

(1) Your eye becomes stuck in 200x zoom due to a stray particle of cosmic radiation, and you spend most of the next month getting it fixed.

Curse the goblins and repair the pipes.

Also wonder who screwed up the ballistics calculations.

(4) With a reclaim team you enter your old fort and discover the damage wasn't so bad after all. (1) You've only yourself to blame for what happened before, forgetting to cordon off the pipe area. Just as you've only yourself to blame for bungling the beginning of this mission... now you're sad.
Dwarf Fortress cheers you up the next day, though, and by the end of the month you've accomplished great things in the game. It's too bad you've got restricted internet access to brag about them, being so far from Earth and on a mission, but at least you know what it feels like to loose the distinction between rivers of blood and of lava.

Try to escape with the majority of the squad down

You rush out of the smoking ruins of your lab, using the dustcloud as cover. (1) Unfortunately, with your hands mangled, and the survivors of the squad uninjured, you get tackled and arrested. You wake up in a pitch black room. A seemingly infinite amount of time passes when voices come from nowhere, terrible and commanding. Thusly you are interrogated for you know not how long. After nearly a month of investigation and secret court processes, you are found guilty of 27 counts of murder, 1 count of resisting arrest, 1 count of conspiracy to commit murder, 1 count of conspiracy to commit treason, and of conspiring against the Unity of the 5 species. You are sentenced to life in prison, and at the end of the month arrive at a Maximum Security Science Prison in an undisclosed location.

Wait for the vehicle to be moving, then hop up to look at my adopter and see if he's ok.

(1) You can't see anything from your hiding place, (5) but when you arrive at the hospital, he's still not dead. In fact, you make your way up to his bed and wait by his side for him to emerge from his coma. A local news group runs a story on it, mistaking you for a dog, but after 2 weeks the chimp wakes up. He has yet to be discharged by the end of the month, though.

Ride in amberlamp.

(4) You wake up a few weeks later in a hospital bed. You endure a lot of pain, having lost a lot of skin, and the grafting process required you to hold still for hours on end. At the end of the month, though, you're feeling much better, and hope to be discharged soon. It seems to be taking a while, though and you wonder: are you under investigation? Or is this just paranoia?

MOAR DAKKA!

(4) You pull another trigger, and a rocket-propelled grenade explodes at the giant's feet, knocking him down again.

((Sonofa Bitch))

Raise hands in surrender!

Spoiler: MECH driver do NOT read. (click to show/hide)

Then we he comes closer thinking I've surrendered, BITCHSLAP THE FUCK OUTA HIM! WITH 2 ARMS!

(1) You realize that not even with your 6 arms can you win this fight, and decide against the surprise move. Recognizing your gesture, the pilot and his squad quickly immobilize then incapacitate you. You awaken 1 month later in a Maximum Security Science Prison. Here you meet a handless gorilla who keeps talking about how much he hates humans.

Bio: After being left for dead in an alley and losing his memories of his past life, Miguuk is bent on revenge on the Politicians that killed and raped his unknown relative sister. He sets on a quest to kill all 19 of them. Including the 20th, Zeddicus.

He is a lone Gorilla, with a unrested anger in his eyes.

ACTION:Find and assasinate the first politcian

(6) At midnight you burst into his home, walking away from the explosion that opened the wall without even looking. Your target awakens, opening his eyes to see a gorilla in a black gorilla longcoat and shades. And a gun, staring him right in the face. "Looks like you ape going to talk your way out of this one!"

His brains and skull make a satisfying mess over the pillow, dripping as you cross one name off your list, and a one-liner off your other list.

[Lidku]

Action:Search his house for any evidence of my sister and past life.

[Yourmaster]

try to escape (obviously)

[Playergamer]

Pet fox. Become friends. Don't die.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Keep DFing until we reach Jupiter.

[WillowLuman]

Keep DFing until we reach Jupiter.

You're there

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh.

Place colonies where they're supposed to go.

[Coolrune206]

Sit around lazily, and help when asked to help

[Lenglon]

Pet fox. Become friends. Don't die.

Am petted and friendly, just waiting for him to be released.

[WhitiusOpus]

examine surroundings. Use handless gorilla as escape mechanism, however that works.

[WillowLuman]

Am I to take your meaning as aid his escape plan?

[darkpaladin109]

Use mech to stop the protesters if they're still there, then ask for a promotion.

[WillowLuman]

Use mech to stop the protesters if they're still there, then ask for a promotion.

It's 1 month later. I'll still roll for this if you want, though.

[darkpaladin109]

Use mech to stop the protesters if they're still there, then ask for a promotion.

It's 1 month later. I'll still roll for this if you want, though.

I'd rather you just roll for my promotion then.

[WillowLuman]

Action:Search his house for any evidence of my sister and past life.

(1) You accidentally set fire to the place and barely escape with your life. You do, however, knuckle-walk unflinchingly away from the fire while the stove explodes, not looking the entire time. Aww yeah.

try to escape (obviously)

examine surroundings. Use handless gorilla as escape mechanism, however that works.

(2+4) You concoct an escape plan together. With extreme luck, somehow you manage to get past the stun-turrets, armed guards, mental health wardens, spotlights, robots, laser-detection fences, and barbed wire. However, you discover that this prison is on a rocky island somewhere with bad weather. No land in sight.

Pet fox. Become friends. Don't die.

Am petted and friendly, just waiting for him to be released.

(3) Your memory lapses and you forget your own pet. Somewhat excusable, since it was recently adopted. However, you remember and are surprised that it followed you all the way here. (5) The doctors prescribe you some pills to take and discharge you. You call in to work, and find that the company investigation somehow found them at fault for improper storage of the cleaning chemicals, and you're receiving monetary compensation. No one suspects a thing! You go out with your buddies to celebrate. They talk about the news since you've been gone. There was a commando raid in the neighboring city which the government is being tight-lipped about, though witnesses reported seeing a large explosion and apparently a bunch of soldiers died. That big space mission almost got botched but they salvaged it somehow. A giant mutant gorilla attacked forces in the Capital who were trying to clean up a violent protest, and they had to call in a mech to deal with it. You wonder if your friends have been getting high again.

Place colonies where they're supposed to go.

(2) Ironically, the ship modules refuse to uncouple. Someone is going to have to go EVA to fix this. Someone like...

Sit around lazily, and help when asked to help

"Hey! Human cyber guy! We've got a problem!" the orangutang pilot yells to you. (2) You lazily get into your spacesuit and exit the airlock, but you've never worked on magnetic couplers before. You have no idea what to do.

Use mech to stop the protesters if they're still there, then ask for a promotion.

(3) No arrests, but they quickly dispersed upon seeing the mech. Order was restored. (6) For your distinguished service and apparent ability to take charge in times of crisis, you are promoted to Captain and have a choice of assignments. You can either take charge of a remote, classified prison for rogue scientists, or you can be part of the next space mission.