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Author Topic: Glorious Ape Empire RTD  (Read 14907 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2014, 10:02:44 pm »

Deposit the colony modules in the proper locations.
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Lenglon

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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2014, 06:35:45 am »

so... is the chimp dead or not?
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #62 on: January 27, 2014, 11:35:15 am »

I suppose I've waited long enough.



"GORRILLAMAN, ANGRY! GORRILLAMAN SMASH!"
Grab and throw as many people as is possible out the window at the marines. THEY MUST ALL DIE FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!
(4) What pernicious soldiery! They would so brutishly interrupt a beautiful display of free expression and have the gall to take offense at your fun!? Admittedly, the protestors' free expression of their opinions included throwing burning bottles and executing a scientist, but it was beautiful nonetheless!

With newfound rage you take up more bewildered bystanders from the seminar and hurl them upon the devils below, killing two of the soldiers. Such wrath fills your spirit that your eloquent inner monologue emerges outwardly in a condensed form; "GORRILLAMAN SMASH!"

WATCH OUT! That giant gorrila's throwing people at us!
Run away and attempt to avoid the thrown people with the rest of the marines. Attempt to call in special forces to help deal with the giant.
As two of your comrades are crushed beside you, (6) you bravely flee and call for backup. So urgent was the tone of your voice over the radio that the local command sent the best they could get on short notice. An aircraft zooms overhead. Something drops from within. The pod descends, assisted by rockets, alights upon the ground. The pneumatic seals hiss, the sides fall away. The mech walks out of its packaging.

activate my kill bots. May not be working, but they should listen to me
(2) The big lever you set up for this occasion was not ready, and thus short circuited. Damn. With the teargas filling the room, more SpecOps prepare to charge, as you see on your cameras. Luckily, your plasma rifle is almost cooled down.

Don't die.

(Your prayers to the RNG take effect. You die.)
(6) Your will to live is so hard that you regain consciousness. Not enough to move or speak but enough to feel the intense agony you're in. Still, your will might keep you stable long enough for help to arrive.

Bark loudly and repeatedly, by his side, hoping to draw help to his location. whine at him occasionally, and hope that he'll be ok.
(4) You bark and yap and make all the noises your tiny fox lungs can produce. Fortunately, someone else on this floor seems to be home. They come to see the cause of the commotion and discover your adopter lying on the floor with you by his side. The human makes his way down stairs to flag down the ambulance. In a few minutes, you hear footfalls coming up the hall.

Deposit the colony modules in the proper locations.
(6) You've plotted the most efficient possible course, using a grav-assist from Mars, which will deposit you in Jovian orbit in 1 month's time. Due to the voyage's length, though, you'll have to find a way to occupy yourself in the meantime. These new ships may be much faster than the ones of old, but Jupiter's a long way off.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2014, 03:56:46 pm »

Download Dwarf Fortress.

Play Dwarf Fortress.

Stop playing Dwarf Fortress in slightly under a month.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #64 on: January 27, 2014, 03:58:56 pm »

Survive until help arrives.
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Lenglon

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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #65 on: January 27, 2014, 06:41:04 pm »

Wait for help by my adoptor's side, whineing at him and still making lots of noise. There's nothing else I can do for him.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2014, 06:44:43 pm »

Get in my killbot suit
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #67 on: January 27, 2014, 07:06:49 pm »

Climb down to ground floor, and bow to mech. Initiate Ritualized Combat. Assume Crouching Ape stance.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2014, 10:44:21 am »

Continue firing on the giant.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2014, 01:10:20 pm »

I've got a free moment to hammer out a turn, it seems.

Jeez, a lot of bad luck this time.


Continue firing on the giant.
(1) The mech scoops you into its cockpit, putting you at the center of the giant's new target.

Climb down to ground floor, and bow to mech. Initiate Ritualized Combat. Assume Crouching Ape stance.
(3) More wounded then you thought, you fall halfway down, but manage to land with a parkour roll that flattens a car. (2) The mech makes no response to your stance.

Get in my killbot suit
(1) Ironically, the only thing that could fit in one of these is a human. You realize this as the control harness breaks your wrist.

Wait for help by my adoptor's side, whineing at him and still making lots of noise. There's nothing else I can do for him.
(2) And it continues to have little effect. But fortunately, those footfalls you heard down the hall draw near, and people appear in the doorway: it's the paramedics!

Survive until help arrives.
(1) Your heart stops just as the paramedics arrive. Luckily, they have the usual paramedic stuff.

Download Dwarf Fortress.

Play Dwarf Fortress.

Stop playing Dwarf Fortress in slightly under a month.
(5) A ship supercomputer with no important tasks to run? Check. Literally a month of free time? Check. Dwarf Fortress V 1.02? Check. This is gonna be a great month.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #70 on: January 28, 2014, 03:44:13 pm »

Set my plasma laser to rapid fire and unload on the death squad outside
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2014, 04:06:13 pm »

Dakka dakka dakka the giant.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2014, 04:16:24 pm »

Begin combat by bitchslapping the fuck out of the robot.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #73 on: January 28, 2014, 06:09:22 pm »

Begin combat by bitchslapping the fuck out of the robot.
"It's not a robot, it's power armor!"

Sorry, the joke had to be made.
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Re: Glorious Ape Empire RTD
« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2014, 06:26:23 pm »

Be revived by paramedics. Hope to dear god that they know what they're doing.
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