Well, can't for anyone too long in this stage. Bsnott can catch up easily.
Search for a crappy but live-on-able planet to drop the crooks off on, do so, and return sheepishly.
(4) They were meant to go to Io, but with some ad-libing you send them on a course for Lunar orbit before returning to your original orbit. The warden radios a string of profanities to you. (3) Your superiors are not pleased, but they let you keep your job. The launch window still lasts for another month: you can try again soon.
Poison boss. Go home and talk to pet fox. Possibly end up on penal colony module if I roll badly.
While I wait for the person who adopted me to come home, keep going through whatever papers I can find lying around. Learn everything I can about who he is, what kind of family he has, his interests, habits, skills, job, etc.
When the person who adopted me gets home, greet him at the door with a bark or two and run around and play with him some. Burn off some energy.
(1) Turns out the poison you chose was also a contact poison, and as soon as you grab it from the cleaning cabinet, you begin feeling its effects. You request immediate sick leave, (1) but your symptoms cause a panic and the entire building is evacuated. There will be a lot of media attention and probably an investigation over this, you just know it. You escape the crowd and make it home, passing out before you can reach your couch.
(3) While the chimp was at work, you finish looking through his files but discover that he hasn't kept a lot of written records. You're sure there's more, but just going on what's here, it seems his entire life is consumed with trying to kill his boss, aside from the contact numbers of some humans and a few pub memberships. If only you could get on his computer...
When you hear the door open, you rush to greet him, only to find he stumbles towards the couch and passes out.
Use my expirimental plasma rifle!
You're not going down without a fight! (3) Seeing the black-ops apes preparing to breach your door on your hidden security camera, you pull out the half-finished prototype weapon you've been working on. It was meant for a killbot, but you can still trigger it on your own. Just as they're about to break down the door, you send a bolt of plasma right through it and into the gorilla with the battering ram, killing him instantly. Of course, this just means they only want to kill you more...
Use the machine guns to mow down the filthy rebels.
(2) A screaming Bonobo lady falls out of nowhere and crashes into you, preventing you from firing.
through the monkey women at the marines. I enjoy listening to the peoples protests. Then, reach through the windows in the building, grabbing as many people as possible.
(5) With deft arms, you pelt the police before they can pepper the protestors, taking distinct satisfaction in winging that one soldier with the bonobo just as he was about to fire. (5) There are many more marines, though, so you need some additional ammunition. With quick thinking you break the window below you and happily find a crowded seminar, from which you quickly pluck a couple happless humans and another orangutang.
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