How about this, though:
You play your character right
And I'll answer things.
Scanning enviroment...
Twelve other lifeforms found. ForeachLifeform(x) GetLifeformIdentity(x) ... Lifeforms = Human
Searching database for objective. .. ... Objective not found. Error analysis underway. .. ...
Data corrupted. Remedial steps underway. GetSolutionFromEnviroment. .. ...
Solution found. Contacting outside authority. Speech module online.
"Mr. Badict, Requesting directive."
Are you hungry?
"Mr. Badict, if a meteor of such dimensions that it would fill our sky and be easily apparent to the casual onlooker is summoned-what would be the relative strength of the summoner? Or does the answer lie in the container (ie a book) in which the summoning occurs?
If the second question is a yes, why can we not view it at this desired time?
The strength of the summoner makes no difference. Summonings tend to be weaker magic. Now, if someone had created that monstrosity, I'd probably let them skip a few grades.
Mr Badict: If I may speak against our class president-whom I mean no malice-what differences exist between a summoned meteor of any easily-available schoolbook and a real meteor? Are there any sections of which in history which details the differences in summoning?
Well, in this case, both would destroy the world equally. But, we had that book clearly kept in the restricted zone. Which means you could only check it out if you snuck past the white line. Who would do such a thing?
Wuba: How many classes do we have a day?
Sick of mine already?
Mr. Badict, can we begin our lesson? It's almost as interesting as burning the homework.
You could always read up, but... you burned your book, didn't you? Well, just don't go burning EVERY book.
DarkStar
Mr Badict, is moral instruction in the curriculum? Also, can I go home, sir? I'm definitely not feeling very well.
Moral instruction? What are we, your role models?
And no. You can't go home, princess.
My Badict
I would say to review the First Battle of Terra, but you probably won't have time to take the quiz at the end of the week.
Uh... who won the First Battle of Terra?
We did, Nerjin. We did.
Tiruin pours glue on the teacher's desk. Nooo way nobody will catch her nope!
... Tiruin, I expected much better from you.
OOC: Excuse my lateness. I had a bad headache last Night.