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[bsnott]

"Hey, that's not very nice..."
Cut their heads off with magical arrows.

Joe looks at the cultists, and they begin to slowly advance on him. Joe decides to take the offensive. (Roll: 1) He tries to string his bow, but can't even get the arrow out. A cultist takes this opportunity, and slices Joe in the right arm. The arm hangs on by a few still-connected arteries for a second, but then even they come undone and the arm falls off!

I begin talking to someone.

Nobeknar walks over to a man sitting alone at a table, and begins talking to him. (Roll: 3) "Hello sir." Nobekhar says.
"Good morning, adventurer." the man says.

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (Remuthra) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Swordbowwand

Health:
Right arm missing
Bleeding

Location: The Far Planes, Church of Thoon

Spoiler: Nobeknar (darkpaladin109) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Sword

Health:
Full Health

Location:
Tavern, Unknown Village

[The Froggy Ninja]

Wand

[bsnott]

Wand

Alrighty, you're cleared for takeoff.

[bsnott]

TIP: There is a dark castle in every plane, and inside is a portal. The portal takes you to whatever plane you wish to go, but you will arrive in the dark castle there. The castles are filled with monsters and bad things, so you should be prepared if you plan to take them on.

[The Froggy Ninja]

I begin collecting crystals.

[Remuthra]

"RAAAR!"

Use the power of Thoon to kill these treacherous priests!

[VinnieTheDead]

Name: Vincent Jugglebeers
Starting Location: The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune
Starting Weapon: Hammer

[bsnott]

I begin collecting crystals.

Dave D. Davidson begins collecting unattached crystals on the surface of the ground. (Roll: 6) He picks up so many crystals, that in around twenty minutes a group of men wielding pickaxes begin to surround him. It would seem that they want Dave's crystals.

"RAAAR!"

Use the power of Thoon to kill these treacherous priests!

Joe screams, "RAAAR!" at the cultists, and turns his swordbowwand to the wand portion. (Roll:2) He begins to call upon the powers of Thoon, and green light seems to pour itself into his wand. When he tries to use the power of Thoon, however, nothing happens. Another cultist leaps forward and takes a slice at Joe. (3 vs. 2) Joe manages to jump backwards, dodging the attack. He tries to use the power again. (Roll: 5) The power rips the ceiling off of the church, and pours itself into the wand. The cultists all stop, shocked. Joe unleashes the power on the nearest cultist, and it hits him square in the chest. He flies off into a wall, breaking straight through, and falling off of the sky island.

Spoiler: Dave D. Davidson (The Froggy Ninja) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Wand
Twenty crystals

Health:
Full Health

Location:
Crystal Mines, The Quasi-elemental Plane of Crystal

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (Remuthra) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Swordbowwand

Health:
Right arm missing
Bleeding

Location: The Far Planes, Church of Thoon

[bsnott]

Name: Vincent Jugglebeers
Starting Location: The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune
Starting Weapon: Hammer

Oh why not, you're in.

[The Froggy Ninja]

I use the crystals as an alchemical catalyst to turn their knees into crystal shards.

[Remuthra]

AHAHAHAHAAAAA! Reattach arm!

[VinnieTheDead]

Search for treasure and adventure!

[NAV]

Name: Mark Zweihander
Starting Location: The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune
Starting Weapon: Hammer-and-sickle-chucks.

[bsnott]

I use the crystals as an alchemical catalyst to turn their knees into crystal shards.

Dave puts a crystal into the slot on his wand, and turns it to the miner in front of him. (Roll: 6) A shard appears out of thin air, and strikes the man in the chest. Then another, to the next man. Then another, to the next. Uncontrollably, the wand massacres the band of miners. You now stand in the center of a circle of dead miners, crystal shards penetrating every single one. Then, the wand spins out of control and into the air. It flies up and up, until it is out of sight. Off in the distance, you see more miners on their way, and you have no weapon.

AHAHAHAHAAAAA! Reattach arm!

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Joe Bridger screams as he continuously touches his arm socket with his detached arm. (Roll: 5) Amazingly, the arm locks into the socket! The arm has been reattached! Even the bleeding has stopped. Joe has lost a lot of blood, however, and he is now very weak. He will have a -1 on the dice roll for the next five actions.

Search for treasure and adventure!

Vincent Jugglebeers gulps down the rest of his ale, and walks over to the barkeeper. The barkeeper is almost as drunk as Vincent is, but only almost. "Got any jobs for me, barkeep?" Vincent asks. (Roll: 6)
The barkeeper puts down his mug, and promptly falls to the floor. Vincent bends over the bar to check for him, but he pops right back up, seemingly sober. "Aye, sir. We have but one quest in the land, to kill the great Mead Dragon! This beast spews boiling hot mead over the townspeople, and kills many! We need him killed, so that we can cool the infinite amounts of mead in his belly."

Spoiler: Dave D. Davidson (The Froggy Ninja) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Nineteen crystals

Health:
Full Health

Location:
Crystal Mines, The Quasi-elemental Plane of Crystal

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (Remuthra) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Swordbowwand (wielded)

Health:
Full health

Location: The Far Planes, Church of Thoon

Spoiler: Vincent Jugglebeers (VinnieTheDead) (click to show/hide)

Items:
Hammer (wielded)

Health:
Full health

Location:
Gill's Tavern, The Alchohol-Ridden Plains of Thune

[Remuthra]

Do nothing.