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[mastahcheese]

Off we go. Also, collect all the cards into the deck.

+1, can't think of anything else.

[Parsely]

0031 hands you all his cards.

There's the normal white door at the end of the corridor, and the aforementioned terrifying black door right across from you. Naturally you can't remember which one takes you to the teleport that takes you to different parts of the Megalab. Which one?


Guard 0030 "Three-Zero" <-- Player Character
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest
Deck of Cards
 - "K" Card (5)
 - "2" Card (1)
 - "7" Card (1)
 - "J" Card (1)
TV
Bucket

Guard 0031 "Three-One" <-- BFF
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest

[mastahcheese]

I like how we're still holding the TV and the Bucket in all this.

Ask the turret, if it fails to be helpful, go to the normal door.

[Parsely]

Seriously guys the turret is not going to tell you anything useful. I thought at this point it would have been unhelpful enough for you guys to get that. :p

Spoiler: Actual Spoilers About Megacorp and the Clones; Don't Read Unless You'd Rather Find This Stuff Out Through the Actual Game (click to show/hide)

In this world you'd do well to treat all kinds of authority with caution, because being a pair of extremely disposable clones (Megacorp is evil. and omnicidal. they use you guys up like tissue paper) if they think for even a second that you're not doing your job, or defective, or thinking for yourself, they'll kill you. They've got furnaces everywhere specifically for clone disposal, because they're always being used as reactor shielding and things like that.

You guys don't have very much universe awareness because you're dumb clones who are genetically programmed to be as gullible and simpleminded as possible. The only advantages you have are your ridiculous clone durability (at the expense of lifespan, clones don't have very many vital areas and can take a lot of punishement) and your above average clone strength.

[mastahcheese]

That's why I offered an "If it fails" clause.

[Parsely]

Welp. Guess what?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It already did! Before the turn was even posted!

But yeah I'll wait and see if anyone wants to go into the obviously deadly black door before posting the turn.

[birdy51]

Let's go through the normal door, just in case.

[Aseaheru]

Yep. And hey, if questioned we can always say that as our job is to watch that door we are checking the sync between the camera and the TV.

[Parsely]

You and 0031 walk over to the white door. You remove your glove and place your palm on the door. It hisses open. You find a small, square room on the other side, with the teleport in the middle of it, tubes and conduits running to it:

..but something's wrong with it.. When you try to access the nearby holographic interface for punching in destinations it displays an error message and an incomprehensible string of code. I think its broke. 0031 walks around it. Hey look! He hefts a thick power cable that looks rather heavy. It has a large gash in it with tufts of frayed copper and severed wires protruding from it. That's weird. He lets it drop to the floor. Yeah it wasn't like that before I think.. Maybe we can find something to fix it? You look around. There's some kind of cabinet on the wall with a wrench-shaped symbol on it. You rattle the handle but it doesn't budge. There's an electronic reader mounted on the front of the cabinet just below the handle.


Guard 0030 "Three-Zero" <-- Player Character
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest
Deck of Cards
 - "K" Card (5)
 - "2" Card (1)
 - "7" Card (1)
 - "J" Card (1)
TV
Bucket

Guard 0031 "Three-One" <-- BFF
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest

[Aseaheru]

Tell the camera that its broke, then try to open the locker with a K- card.

[Parsely]

You go back in the hall to tell the camera, but its gone..

You head back into the teleport room and approach the locker again. You see a slot on the electronic reader for feeding things and hold up one of your cards. It looks like it would fit. You slide the "K" card into it.

The reader makes an angry beeping noise and spits your card out. You take it back.


Guard 0030 "Three-Zero" <-- Player Character
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest
Deck of Cards
 - "K" Card (5)
 - "2" Card (1)
 - "7" Card (1)
 - "J" Card (1)
TV
Bucket

Guard 0031 "Three-One" <-- BFF
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest

[Aseaheru]

Try all the cards!

Also, ask three-one why we have five kings.

[swordsmith04]

Look closer at the 'K' cards. If any of them have the same suit, try those first.

[Parsely]

You try each card in turn. The reader spits each one out.

You stop your card slipping. Hey dude, how come we have five of these K cards? 0031 turns from his examining the busted conduit. He rubs the back of his head. I unno dude. You're the one who found them. The 2 the 7 and the J are ones I've found before. I think they were in that box. He turns back to the conduit.

You examine the cards more closely. You don't know about any "suit," whatever that is, but they're all black.


Guard 0030 "Three-Zero" <-- Player Character
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest
Deck of Cards
 - "K" Card (5)
 - "2" Card (1)
 - "7" Card (1)
 - "J" Card (1)
TV
Bucket

Guard 0031 "Three-One" <-- BFF
LVL1 Guard Clone
HP 5/5
~Inventory~
Beam-Proof Vest

[anailater]

Try using the teleporter anyway.