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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Portals  (Read 4006 times)

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(ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Portals
« on: January 17, 2014, 07:53:03 pm »

ORIGINAL FORUM GAME DO NOT STEAL



You are this thing.

...now what?

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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2014, 07:54:47 pm »

>Kill a dragon
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2014, 07:57:37 pm »

>Pet radioactive spiderelephantmoth.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2014, 08:05:52 pm »

>Kill a dragon
>Pet radioactive spiderelephantmoth.

You don't know how to check your inventory! How can you know if you've got any of those if you can't check your inventory?
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2014, 08:07:04 pm »

>Come on dragons are everywhere, it's not like we need an inventory anyways.

Oh god if that reasoning works...
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2014, 08:09:09 pm »

Breakdance.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2014, 08:10:26 pm »

>Who has ever heard of a person not carrying a spare radioactive spiderelephantmoth around with them at all times.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: What
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2014, 08:22:48 pm »

>Come on dragons are everywhere, it's not like we need an inventory anyways.

Oh god if that reasoning works...



Well you don't see any...


Breakdance.

You're not really sure if you're doing this right.


>Who has ever heard of a person not carrying a spare radioactive spiderelephantmoth around with them at all times.

Well if you've got one, you're not sure how to reach it.


You feel a weird... shudder thing. It's kind of painful, but then it stops.


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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2014, 08:24:37 pm »

>Fine, looks like we should check our pockets.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2014, 08:26:55 pm »

I but except why.

>What are you standing on?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2014, 08:37:18 pm »

>Fine, looks like we should check our pockets.

Now... before you laugh, remember that everyone has things they're good at and things they're bad at and things they don't know how to do.


I but except why.

>What are you standing on?

Looks like some kind of weird purple tiles? They're all different weird shapes, but they look like they fit pretty well.


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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2014, 08:38:55 pm »

See if we're a silent protagonist.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2014, 08:41:51 pm »

>Stick our hands in our pocket. Begin quest to obtain pants that have pokects.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2014, 08:54:32 pm »

Stomp on the floor. Peel up the tiles. move to the right.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Rico the Amazing: Break Down
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2014, 09:07:41 pm »

See if we're a silent protagonist.







Yep.


>Stick our hands in our pocket. Begin quest to obtain pants that have pokects.



Stomp on the floor. Peel up the tiles. move to the right.
You stomp on the ground. You try to peel some tiles, but they won't budge. You move to the right.


Oho.

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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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