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The Writing!

The Action!

The Setting!

The Enemy!

The Interface!

This game sucks!

[Parsely]

Monster Hunter XXV: The Communist Front

We're gonna be playin a supper dooper serrrious game up in here. I made a thread exactly like this earlier, but it turns out I don't like minimalist games! But now its back! So yay!

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You guys are Russian squad leaders that are part of the monster hunting unit! Also yayy!!~

Your unit has a blank check as long as you're keeping Russia safe, just like X-COM! except seriously screw those guys they're so entitled with their constant rabid suicide missions and 'we keep the planet safe for all mankind' and their 'no you can't try out our bullshit infinite ammo laser guns' and blah blah blah yeah its not like X-COM at all.

I Need Backup!
You have infinite expendable Russian infantry. You have to ask specifically what kind of infantry you want, unless you just want regular small arms troops. You can call for backup or requisition equipment or vehicles or ask for specialised or main units to come in at any time, just make sure you keep your gigantic handheld radios safe you clutz.


Lookit that ditz.

Idiot.

Anyways, remember: you can never have too much backup. You won't be penalized! I know thats vague (it's totally not. like its actually not even vague at all), but literally all I mean is call in however the hell much you think you need at the time. Russia can have all it's tanks in one place, mmkay? Your only limitation is the types of units you can bring in. There'll be a list of those for you.



4 players! Maybe more!

Effing Character Sheet
Name: Make it russkie plox
Gender: Make it russkie plz
Appearance: Make it russkie ploos
Skill - Choose ONE; you'll be able to equip the weapons of the type you choose:

Small Weps. (assault rifles, tranquilizer pistols, shotguns, hand grenades, etc.) Move fast! Do little lethal or ZZZ damage!

Heavy Weps. (rocket launchers, LMGs, rail guns, net cannons, etc.) Move slow! Do lotsa lethal or ZZZ damage!

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Bold your actions. Italicise and/or colour your dialogue. No one likes having to dig!
Calling for backup doesn't take a turn!
Turn Order is usually: Allies, Players, Boss Monster(s), Mook Monster(s)

Sample Turn: Xantolos - Call for Capture Weapons squads to be airdropped. OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

Allies - The capture weapon teams drop in next to the Uber Rex. They start to encircle the beast.

Uber Rex - The beast ignores the tiny capture teams, instead focusing on the armoured vehicles speeding towards it. It eats a T-72 in one gulp.

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Players [4]: Remuthra, mastahcheese, kj1225, escaped lurker
Waitlist: Cheesecake, darkpaladin109, kaian-a-coel, Comrade P., zomara0292, SomeStupidGuy

Complete missions to gain access to cooler reinforcements!
Capture monsters to get more radical guns!

Inventory Guide
[=] Weapon Slot
[>] Equip Slot (you can only equip in between missions)
[-] Gear Slot

[Remuthra]

Name: Comrade Gandalfskivich
Gender: Russian
Appearance: Russian Wizard
Skill - Super-Heavy Ultra Guns

[mastahcheese]

Name: Comrade Gladovisky
Gender: Czar
Appearance: Russian Alcoholic Generic
Skill - We Lika the Heavy Weapon!

[kj1225]

Name: Russkie Plox
Gender: Russkie Plz
Appearance: Russkie Ploos
Skill - Light weapons.

((You totally walked into this one.))

[escaped lurker]

Name: Farkas Bogoljub Mozartschek
Gender: Slavic Werebear
Appearance: Russian Musician
Skill: Piano-Prowess, Deafness Finesse- and Skillfull deployment of ye nimble weaponary

Spoiler: Comrade Mozartschek at fieldwork! (click to show/hide)

WHAT? PLEASE REPEAT THAT, COMRADE AT BASE-COMMAND...
＃~%※~"~＃※~%
WHAT?! SPEAK LOUDER!
~＃%~※＃~%＃caval*~%
LOUDER! THAT IS AN ORDER!
~"＃%~%ear＃~"valary＃~※%＃
EH? OH, BEAR-CAVALRY? NO, NO NOTEABLE CASUALTIES YET...

[Cheesecake]

Wait for me, comrade!

Name: Comrade Yuri
Gender: Russkie
Appearance: Russkie
Skill: Light weapons

[darkpaladin109]

Name:Comrade Comrade
Gender: Comrade
Appearance: Comrade
Skill - HEAVY

[kaian-a-coel]

PTW it promises hilariousness.

[Comrade P.]

I'm russkiy and this thread offenends my national pride
PTW, it is going to be... dunno how it is gong to be. PTW.

[zomara0292]

Name: Stu Emin
Gender: Male. . . . ish
Appearance: Like your hairy mother. Rather manly, hairy mother.
Skill: Small Weps.

Because, you know, pistols. lots of pistals.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Name: Alexei Markov
Gender: Male
Appearance: A grizzled-looking(in reality, not really all that grizzled(really, more inexperienced than anything(but by jove, the man has the look of a grizzled soldier down pat))) man with a well-trimmed goatee and well-waxed mustache, along with a shiny bald head. He has a certain brightness to his eyes that implies either an enthusiasm for the murdering of monsters or that he took far too long of a stay over in Chernobyl.
Skill: Light Weaponry

[Parsely]

MISSION 1: WYVERN RAID!!!!~

*Somewhere over Russia....

The Hind D helicopter's engine whines as it passes over the snowbound fields below. The four squad leaders, all Red Army veterans, stand at the ready, gripping whatever they can hold on to as the chopper is shaken by yet another violent fit of crosswind. You all remain standing as the GRU Commissar in charge of the operation rises from his seat in the co-pilot's chair and moves to the rear of the compartment. He is clad in a black leather coat that stretches all the way down to his tightly laced combat boots, and it's left open to show his service jacket beneath. He removes his Commissar cap, revealing a shock of short-cropped blonde hair, and pulls a headset over his ears.

Comrades! We have sightings of that large creature moving through these woods! It has already destroyed 12 villages and killed over 4000 Comrade Citizens during the past several days! His eyes darken. He has even destroyed one of our prized vodka distilleries.. Cries of astonishment all around. The Major nods somberly. Obligatory jokes aside, that thing is really dangerous and a threat to comrades around the world! Go kill it!

The side door rolls open and everyone dives out!

*Mission START!

Your radios hiss to life as you brush the snow off your uniforms. *ksh*Hello?! Are you guys okay!!? You probably should've waited for us to land before jumping out like that!

*ksh*Anyways.. The creature should be somewhere in that area.. Use the radios if you need help!*ksh*

Spoiler: mastacheese (click to show/hide)

Name: Comrade Gladovisky
Gender: Czar
Appearance: Russian Alcoholic Generic
Skill - We Lika the Heavy Weapon!

HEAVY Rank 1
HP 100/100
-Inventory-
=None
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Empty

Spoiler: Remuthra (click to show/hide)

Name: Comrade Gandalfskivich
Gender: Russian
Appearance: Russian Wizard
Skill - Super-Heavy Ultra Guns

HEAVY Rank 1
Health: 100/100
-Inventory-
=None
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Empty

Spoiler: kj1225 (click to show/hide)

Name: Russkie Plox
Gender: Russkie Plz
Appearance: Russkie Ploos
Skill - Light weapons.

LIGHT Rank 1
Health: 100/100
-Inventory-
=None
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Empty

Spoiler: escaped lurker (click to show/hide)

Name: Farkas Bogoljub Mozartschek
Gender: Slavic Werebear
Appearance: Russian Musician
Skill: Piano-Prowess, Deafness Finesse- and Skillfull deployment of ye nimble weaponary

LIGHT Rank 1
Health: 100/100
-Inventory-
=None
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Empty

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AVAILABLE WEPS - Capture monsters to create new or better weapons!
-LIGHT-
Pistol
Pistol ZZZ
Grenade
Grenade ZZZ

-HEAVY-
LMG
Net Rifle

AVAILABLE GEAR - Capture monsters to earn new or better gear!
Air Radar
Ground Radar
Life Medicine

AVAILABLE BACKUP - Capture monsters to rank up troops!
Infantry [Rank 1: Red Army Vets] - Light, Heavy, or Capture
Battle Tanks [Rank 1: T-70s] - Normal or Capture
APCs [Rank 1: BTRs] - Normal or Capture
Attack Choppers [Rank 1: Hinds] - Normal or Capture
Transport Choppers [Rank 1: Kasatkas] - Normal or Capture

[Parsely]

Inventory Guide
[=] Weapon Slot
[>] Equip Slot (you can only equip in between missions)
[-] Gear Slot

[Remuthra]

Grab an LMG and find a good place to set up a machine gun nest.

[kj1225]

Russkie calls in a pistol ZZZ and a ground radar.