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[LeoLeonardoIII]

There should be a rule that if you post a link to a totally appropriate rock song you get +1 to your rolls for the related action.

[Remuthra]

Indeed. If we post a rock song about rock songs as well, do we get a +2?

[Comrade P.]

Just shoot every bad guy in sight with a volley. Screw those distant things.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Indeed. If we post a rock song about rock songs as well, do we get a +2?

Those are limited and hence more precious.

[Remuthra]

Indeed. If we post a rock song about rock songs as well, do we get a +2?

Those are limited and hence more precious.

Not as much as you might think. I can think of at least half a dozen right away.

[TCM]

Open fire on bats.

"Yo, there's bats."

[Liber celi]

Singing songs about rock music is like writing about writers.
As in, kinda lazy.

Alright, this is going to need some more creativity.

Jump out into the center of the battlefield and STEAL CANADIAN SOULS!

Song.

Jumping out seems like a move best acted out metaphorically, given the situation. Joe runs along the train, forwards, until he has a good line of sight to the enemy trench.
Then he casts SOUL SNARE.
SOUL SNARE is very effective.

A few black energy tentacles later one of the canadiosi is dead, one is in a catatonic state and one has lost all pleasure in music and food.
CANADIAN MAFIOSI COUNTER: 11
CAPTURED SOULS:2

Open fire on bats.

"Yo, there's bats."

You take aim and shoot. The bat makes the mistake of getting into melee range and you butcher it, keepin its teeth and claws away with kicks and jumps until its undead flesh gives under the punches of hot lead you unleash on it.
At some point its head comes off.

VAMPIRE COUNTER:4

Just shoot every bad guy in sight with a volley. Screw those distant things.

((that's a regular attack, yes?))
Lil' Bertha makes two immense holes in one vampire, black mosquito blood exploding from his near-bisected torso, but the next one kind of dances out of the way. And reloading that thing takes its time...

VAMPIRE COUNTER:3

The train speeds up further. The sun over USA City is dead and black. The vampires screech and attack. Claws like Grizzly-chainsaws tear through the protective hedges arund the city.
The hedge wizards are disgruntled.

[Remuthra]

NEEDS MORE SOULS. GET ALL SOULS.

[Comrade P.]

Reload it like if there was noone around. Just me and Li'l Bertha.

[Armok]

I cast Fallout, elevating the radiation levels for the area a few kilometers around or so to clearly lethal levels for the next few thousand years.

[The Froggy Ninja]

I snipe the vampires at the party with GIANT FREAKING FIRE ARROWS!

[Sinlessmoon]

"Oh god, oh god, oh god, vampire bats!"

I cast my Beardining spell at the nearest vampire bat!

[tomio175]

Indeed. If we post a rock song about rock songs as well, do we get a +2?

Those are limited and hence more precious.

Not as much as you might think. I can think of at least half a dozen right away.

Please don't make my entire.school of magic useless...

[tomio175]

Indeed. If we post a rock song about rock songs as well, do we get a +2?

Those are limited and hence more precious.

Not as much as you might think. I can think of at least half a dozen right away.

Please don't make my magic school redundant.
Also, shoot everything that is hostile. Including chainsawgrizzlies if necessary.

[darkpaladin109]

Start shooting the mafia.