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[USEC_OFFICER]

Kyle turns to the highborn and... promptly gets distracted due to the fact she isn't wearing pants.
"Jebus... just like one of my echi pics..."
Kyle stares a little more at Mary before readying a pouch of magic dust (read, crack/LSD that can be absorbed through the skin.) and flies over to the guy that's yelling to see what he wants.

"Oui? Wat ees eet?" Mary says with a huff.

((She still has a dress on, you know. It's not like she's baring her chest for all to see.))

1. Create stockings and shoes so that a certain perv can stop ogling me.
2. Fortify dress so that I don't have to worry about it suddenly disappearing.
3. Go seek out the old man Kyle was talking about.

You may want to give me suggestions regarding your RACIAL ABILITIES right about now. Subject to approval.

((As a ghost, Lady Mary should be able to fly as well as having a limited ability to pass through physical objects. Possibly other stuff if I can think of it.))

[kj1225]

Kyle quickly thinks of something.
"Sorry mam, I was trying to think of how to properly address you before mentioning that there's someone yelling."
He points towards the man.

((Well, resistance to cold as well as flying and producing fairy dust would be his racials.))

[The Froggy Ninja]

If that works I have a reaction for that prepared.
"I'm sorry mister murderous Hydra! It's an instinctual reaction I couldn't help it!"
Cue panic and screaming.

"Oh it's quite alright my good man you must excuse my brother I just suggest you get out of the way of the crossfire."
((well aside from the previously mentioned breath abilities a regeneration factor and flight.{I'm thinking hydras are like siamese twins but for dragons in that the were twins that merged in the egg but they still look like a Generico brand hydra with two heads and sets of dragon wings.}))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Kyle quickly thinks of something.
"Sorry mam, I was trying to think of how to properly address you before mentioning that there's someone yelling."
He points towards the man.

Mary raises an eyebrow, "Oui? Dzat ees not 'ow I understood eet..."

Mary floats towards the man. "Bonjour!" she cries as soon as she spots the man.

[kj1225]

Kyle flies behind her subtlety to get a look at dat highbutt. I may have given him an odd fascination with butts just so I could say that.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Kyle flies behind her subtlety to get a look at dat highbutt. I may have given him an odd fascination with butts just so I could say that.

Kyle's view of dat butt is blocked by her skirt and bits of ectoplasm wafting off of Mary's body. She politely ignores Kyle's antics behind her.

[Yoink]

Azol-Gathog pondered the situation. This humanoid seemed to be taking its time suffocating.
He would rather be spending this time in a more profitable way, but alas.

>Once my opponent loses consciousness, reclaim my plank.


((I have no idea what racial ability I should have, to be honest. I already seem to be okay at absorbing stuff. Some sort of telepathy? *shrug*))

[SOLDIER First]

Finally bother to take notice of the others.
Look 2cute2live to try to get free stuff.

[Spinal_Taper]

Spoiler: Please forgive me (click to show/hide)

NAME: SHINJIRO DARKNESS TETSUYA ROSE WOLFWOOD
RACE: BISHONEN
DESCRIPTION: OUR HERO IS TALL AND THIN, AND YET HAS SURPRISING STRENGTH FOR SEEMING TO HAVE NO MUSCLES. FUCK IF I KNOW. HIS HAIR IS LONG AND FLOWING, REACHING DOWN TO HIS WAIST. HIS DARK PAST^TM LEADS TO HIM BROODING DARKLY WHEN HE SHOULD BE HELPING.
STARTING ACTION: BROOD

[Yourmaster]

Eat the gorilla. like... whole

[Proto105]

In. I hope.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NAME: Number 16
RACE: (super)human
DESCRIPTION: He looks like a standard human, bald with green eyes. Test subject, given telekenetic powers by accident, he was supposed to be able to grill meat with his mind.
STARTING ACTION: Telekenetic powers (levitate, interaction etc)

[USEC_OFFICER]

I'm pretttty sure that this game is dead, unless Slowpoke suddenly descends from the heavens. Sorry about that, buddy.

[WhitiusOpus]

FUCK THAT SHIT! Who wants to be new GM? WE DONT NEED HIM!

[The Froggy Ninja]

you

[WhitiusOpus]

ALRIGHT BITCHES
DarkPaladin109
(1)You fail at spitting out the sponge and somehow start swallowing it, getting it stuck farther. Your vision's going black, and you're fading out (2 turns left)

The Froggy Ninja
(6) you over do it on the flames. A lot. (Kj125 dodge:3) Oh shit, you over do it so much, you forgot about the machine gun guy!
The Fairy mofo doesn't dodge jack, and gets the full force of yo flames. He's now a very crispy chunk o' charcoal. Serves the little fruitcake right.

Unless the reaction he has prepared works. Then that's redacted.

kj125
(Ouch) (will:2) your fascination with dat butt leads you to completely ignore the fire breathing hydra flamez comin at you. (Scorched: 1 turn left)

Yoink
You would attempt to reclaim your plank, but that dumbass is trying to eat you!

Sentient Bowtie
You finally notice the destruction going on around you.
So of course you try to become a memecat, that's the only way to survive here, right?
(6) You look cute. too cute. It's almost as if you can't live with being so cute. (Deathcute: next person to look at you dies)

USEC_OFFICER
You attempt to make pants and (2) just... Fail.
Then you fortify your dress against magic (6) You add armor plates and a demon binding, so that whoever messes with yo shit gets attacked.
You find the old preaching man, and stare at him. It's a bit unnerving.