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[Xantalos]

We're gonna need more mooks.

Indeed, glorious.  Fortunately, we have more names!

Yes indeed!
Only some of them are human!

Also, I find it funny that the one alien on the team COMPLETELY ORDINARY HUMAN was the only one to score a kill.

[HissinhWalnuts]

We're gonna need more mooks.

Indeed, glorious.  Fortunately, we have more names!

Yes indeed!
Only some of them are human!

Also, I find it funny that the one alien on the team COMPLETELY ORDINARY HUMAN was the only one to score a kill.

Indeed.

[IronyOwl]

Poor Mud. At least X-COM's a little saner without her.


Name: Super Special Kawaii Red Knight Rush
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): High health, autogun w/explosive ammunition, medikit
Bio: Are you sure you wanna know?
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We're gonna need more mooks.

Indeed, glorious.  Fortunately, we have more names!

Yes indeed!
Only some of them are human!

Also, I find it suspicious that the one alien on the team COMPLETELY ORDINARY HUMAN was the only one to score a kill.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Xcom 2: Return of super special kawaii

[Xanmyral]

"Is credit at team I am!"

[Sirus]

We're gonna need more mooks.

Indeed, glorious.  Fortunately, we have more names!

Yes indeed!
Only some of them are human!

Also, I find it funny that the one alien on the team COMPLETELY ORDINARY HUMAN was the only one to score a kill.

False. Superfly Johnson scored a kill as well!

[Xantalos]

Well yeah, but our competent and totally human friend lived.

[mastahcheese]

Finally lived up to my name!
...Right after apparently matrix-dodging three shots.

Name: Carlos "Redshirt" Jackson
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Rifles!
Bio: Is this really needed for a redshirt?

[Yoink]

Name: Baņo Barquero
Preferences: Uhh, whatever shoots the furthest so's I can stay alive, mang.
Bio: Student loans, mang, student loans. You know how much eet costs to become a professional architect these days?
...We do get paid for keelling these aliens, right?

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Clearly, any X-Com mission with a less terrible casualty rate just has to be a dream.
Fun!

[Lightningfalcon]

Finally lived up to my name!
...Right after apparently matrix-dodging three shots.

Name: Carlos "Redshirt" Jackson
Preferences (weapons, stats, etc): Rifles!
Bio: Is this really needed for a redshirt?

Of course.  He needs a photo of his sweetheart to show to the rest of the squad when on route to the drop zone. 

[MaximumZero]

We also need someone who is set to retire next week.

[Sean Mirrsen]

So, an afroamerican with a penchant for red shirts, carrying a photo of his loved ones into his one final mission before returning to civilian life, screaming victoriously as he leaps off the ramp before everyone else, unloading his autocannon into the first alien he sees, missing every shot, and getting shot at from three different directions in return, including with a stun bomb and a blaster launcher?

[rabidgam3r]

The short answer? Yes.
The long answer? DAMNIT YOU'VE DOOMED ME TO TVTROPES AGAIN, I JUST KICKED IT.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You know, since we have both a Red Shirt and a Stormtrooper, I have to ask the question: if they were training against each other, what would happen?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Actually, exactly what you would expect. Stormtrooper kills redshirt. They only ever miss if they're shooting in the general direction of any kind of important character, which a redshirt by definition isn't.