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[Mr Space Cat]

Spehss: "Dammit, these explosive rounds are USELESS against those! Welp, I'm dead."
*Cyberdisk miraculously misses on its turn*
Spehss: "I'm not dead!"

*cheering at the miraculous fortune*

-dies 3 pictures later-

Welp. At least the explosions were fun while they lasted. Requesting Spehss Mk II, this time loaded with as many bolters meltas BFG9000s lasers as he can carry. Even better if they're exploding lasers. Exploding lasers that explode into laser swords. Exploding lasers that explode into laser swords that shoot laser bees from their mouths when they bark. Also, make the lasers bark.

...also promote me to head of engineering. We need my ideas if we're going to change the tide of warfare against this army of cyberdiscs!...What do you mean there's aliens too, I only saw cyberdiscs and littler meatier cyberdiscs that look nothing like cyberdiscs.

{...I can't tell if I'm being in character or not, but it sounds awesome. Or crazy. Or both.}

[Darkening Kaos]

  Mr. Space Cat,
       We here in engineering have looked over your proposal and have generated a device based on your obviously practical premise, we submit it for your approval prior to submission to the Foundry for construction.

     Sincerely,
   The Under-Engineered Team.

Spoiler: Modified Proposal (click to show/hide)

We had to substitute "Marines" for "Lazors" however, due to budget cut-backs.

Credit to the artist, Marshall Tharidus.

[SOLDIER First]

why does it say anus on that one guy's belt

[LordSlowpoke]

first of all that is not a belt

second of all why would it not say anus

[MarcAFK]

Maybe it says Canus?
As in the famous poem.
Canus.
Canus run,
Run anus, Run.

[MonkeyHead]

Nooooo! R110B was awesome. Ahwell, break out R107...

[Krevsin]

Well, my guy did bugger-all this time.

Still, at least the terror mission was a success (ish).

[Sirus]

Hey, lots of artifacts brought back (mostly plasma rifles and clips), not losing the Skyranger, and only 1 civilian death? Seems pretty successful to me

[Mephansteras]

Plasma rifles are a good source of income. Or a reasonable Plasma-rush tactic, since you get so many of them early on.

[Sirus]

Question: If I stop researching something to research something else, will progress on the first item be lost?

[Aseaheru]

Dont think so, but you could always leave one dude on it.

[Lightningfalcon]

You can leave zero dudes on it

[Aseaheru]

Well, thats that.

[TomatoWalrus]

No promotions for some reason. Also, Tom Walman took a shot and lost health, but apparently wasn't wounded. She's still fit for duty.

I'm a woman?

[Sirus]

Yep. I don't care enough to limit names to genders, especially since the vast majority of sign-ups seem to be male and there's no way to check what gender a soldier is until they go into battle.