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[MaximumZero]

MaxcloneII approves of his new weaponry. ^_^

[Orb]

Um. I never confirmed, but I think the damage of the UFO correlates partially to random chance, partially to overkill. If you have two avalanche missile launchers, and they both hit on the last bit of life the UFO has before crashing, it might completely obliterate it. This is why I usually run stingrays (plus they're cheaper).

That's my guess. If you guys are using the default layouts then it might be just luck.

[EuchreJack]

I wasn't even aware you could get Elerium from non-transporter crashed UFOs.

[darkpaladin109]

Can we submit multiple meatshields characters, cause I've got another one I want to submit.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I remember submitting one Boris "Borov" Svinnikov, but don't remember seeing him kick the bucket. Did you miss him, or did I miss him?

[Haspen]

Haspen ready for duty, sar! V:

I wanna blow them up with them grenades but please hang me a plasma pistol on my belt. Just in case! :V

[RAM]

Woohoo! Slenderman makes the cut! Let's abduct us some aliens!

[ÆthintheEevee]

LightningFalcon... wow... but then again... good old Bay 12 forums! Hot tea is good... if you have some that is strong enough to my taste. Lets see... 1 bag per ounce. That's my magic number.

[MarcAFK]

Ready for meatshield duties!
Name: Bruce Mackenzie, Bazza to his mates.
Preferences : Beer, XXXX, Fosters, beer and more beer. And some of that stuff the recruiters were smoking would be good.
Weapons: That rocket launcher looks like fun. Incendiary rockets look even better. (carrying heavy bags of concrete has given barry at least 35+ strength which should help with those rockets.)
Bio: Bazza is an ordinary houso from the outskirts of Sunnybank Brisbane, more gifted than his peers he completed grade 9 after only 2 years and was taken under the wing of an experienced concreter named Macca who was a respected member of the community.
One evening as Bazza, Macca, and their mates Gazza, Dazza, and his Bird Kazza were innocently bricking a nearby bottle-o, a mysterious short grey figure was seen, Dazza dropped a brick of the local horsepiss in surprise shouting "fuck me mate, it's the pigs" before they all scarpered with their booty. Bazza however was cought up in a mysterious beam which transported him to an X-com recruitment stall at a special school in essendon. Seeing a chance to escape the cops, and also being drawn in by a desire to fire that rocket launcher the recruiters were showing the kids, Bazza decided to join up, also the 'sample' the recruiters gave him might have had something to do with it.
His personal motto is "What the fuck" (a statement of intent to do something despite the odds or danger) or sometimes "Fuck me!" when shit gets real.

[Darkening Kaos]

....... special school in essendon. .......

It was special because it was only one not burnt down by the under-10 grand-final winners.

[Steelmagic]

I misread that as him being a house. I think it says something about our recruiters that i didn't really question it.

[MarcAFK]

I was trying to make him as Down-to-Earth Aussie as possible without actually saying anything a non Australian would even understand.
If I offended anyone from springwood sunnybank, essendon, special schools, bottle-os, concreterstan, copshops, Houseo-ville, Centerlink, and Either the South African or Japanese brewery who own the majority australian beer brands, then I apologise.
Also, all this talk of beer makes me need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?

[MaximumZero]

I was trying to make him as Down-to-Eart hAussie as possible without actually saying anything a non Australian would even understand.

Good job. I have no clue what most of that stuff says.

[Darkening Kaos]

I was trying to make him as Down-to-Eart hAussie as possible without actually saying anything a non Australian would even understand.

Good job. I have no clue what most of that stuff says.

   Strewth, mate, stone the flaming crows, get yerself some edumacation.  Crikey, I'm as dry as a dead dingo's dong, gunna get me a tinny, right flaming now.

[poketwo]

Name: Joe
Preferences  automatic weapons, and also some lasers, smart.
Bio: This guy looks exactly like Chris and Topher did. says he is not either of those two, but acts a lot like them.