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[LeoLeonardoIII]

It's a well-known fact that all posters here are really Xantalos' puppet accounts. Including Toady and Threetoe. And the kitchenbots. He just likes to talk to himself sometimes.

This is simply untrue. The truthfulness of this thing is so low as to be nonexistent.

Yeah, I agree with the DF theory. I tried to get my Minecraft friends to play it (they were basically the average Internet user, meaning improper grammar, not reading >2 paragraph long posts etc.) and they basically went "SHIT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE GRAFFICS SHITTY ABORT MISSION"

Are you telling me there are people out there who can't self-identify with a bearded face icon?

[Remuthra]

It's a well-known fact that all posters here are really Xantalos' puppet accounts. Including Toady and Threetoe. And the kitchenbots. He just likes to talk to himself sometimes.

This is simply untrue. The truthfulness of this thing is so low as to be nonexistent.

I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. Any other statements to the contrary are simply falsehoods.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

It's a well-known fact that all posters here are really Xantalos' puppet accounts. Including Toady and Threetoe. And the kitchenbots. He just likes to talk to himself sometimes.

This is simply untrue. The truthfulness of this thing is so low as to be nonexistent.

I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. Any other statements to the contrary are simply falsehoods.

I suspect if you asked anyone on this forum, they would say virtually the same thing.

[Elephant Parade]

It's a well-known fact that all posters here are really Xantalos' puppet accounts. Including Toady and Threetoe. And the kitchenbots. He just likes to talk to himself sometimes.

This is simply untrue. The truthfulness of this thing is so low as to be nonexistent.

I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. Any other statements to the contrary are simply falsehoods.

I suspect if you asked anyone on this forum, they would say virtually the same thing.

Yeah. They would all have the same answer. It's like they're the same person!

[Octobomb]

It's a well-known fact that all posters here are really Xantalos' puppet accounts. Including Toady and Threetoe. And the kitchenbots. He just likes to talk to himself sometimes.

This is simply untrue. The truthfulness of this thing is so low as to be nonexistent.

I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. Any other statements to the contrary are simply falsehoods.

I suspect if you asked anyone on this forum, they would say virtually the same thing.

Yeah. They would all have the same answer. It's like they're the same person!

* Octobomb is totally not the mighty XANTALOPE. Really truly. The only things we have in common are the tentacles. Honest.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

So is it like, eight bombs? Or a bomb that blows up eight times?

"OK men, the bomb has exploded. Let's go in and assess the damage."

*BOOM*

"Alright, it went off again. Probably won't happen a third time. Delta team, head in!"

*BOOM*

"*Sigh* Fine. Who do we have left? Ok greyshirts, grab some toolboxes and get in there."

*BOOM*


Meanwhile next door there's a bomb that goes off continuously. Has been for years.

[Octobomb]

Sig'd. But am I an 8 part bomb , or 8 bombs... One bomb, I reckon. I never checked my inner casings. I can be all sociable right up till someone presses my timer once too often, then things start going wrong.

* Octobomb smoulders smugly at it's destructive capabilities

But where did these tentacles come from?

[Graknorke]

I would say there's just as much aggression and circle-jerkery on this forum as on any other.
We're just less glaringly obvious about it. Any conflict is likely to involve a series of small jabs and snide comments than, "Go fuck yourself and die in a ditch," or comments of a similar nature.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Death by a thousand pricks

[Remuthra]

The machinations of Bay 12 are subtle and serpentine in complexity.

[Graknorke]

Death by a thousand pricks

Makes me wonder how many people die of sexual exhaustion at orgies every year. Must be some.

[Flying Dice]

Death by a thousand pricks

Makes me wonder how many people die of sexual exhaustion at orgies every year. Must be some.

That was totally not the pun that I would have gone for.

[Graknorke]

Death by a thousand pricks

Makes me wonder how many people die of sexual exhaustion at orgies every year. Must be some.

That was totally not the pun that I would have gone for.

...what pun?

[Leafsnail]

A shadowy cabal of elder posters meets once a month and decides who gets to live.

[Octobomb]

A shadowy cabal of elder posters meets once a month and decides who gets to live.

Spoiler: I'm getting good at this (click to show/hide)

Death by a thousand pricks

Makes me wonder how many people die of sexual exhaustion at orgies every year. Must be some.

That was totally not the pun that I would have gone for.

...what pun?

Get thee to a punnery, right now!