`Mc Muzz' Banikethbesh likes exploding catapult ammo, grand acid gem, piercing javelins, ...
"So... McMuzz, former Sergeant of the Third Ballista and Catapult Company, newly retired?"
My Cathedral incarnation might not have the lack of empathy that my Craftrazors incarnation has, but might I suggest that she is rather enthusiastic when it comes to dealing with heretics?
McMuzz: So, you know the heretics. The ones that are at our gates.
McMeph: No, you may not blow them up.
McMuzz: Ah, gotcha.
McMeph: Nor may you dissolve them in acid, pierce them with javelins, tear them with spinning saw blades nor any of the other horrible things you may have dreamed up.
McMuzz: And may I ask why these restrictions against visiting the wrath of Armok and Gembish upon the unbelievers?
McMeph: They're here to trade with us. We want to convert them to the faith, not to bloody gobbets.
McMuzz: Respectfully, I suggest that one's zeal to convert to the faith might be greatly improved by the knowledge that failure carries the risk of conversion of the second kind? Also, I resent the implication that I would leave gobbets, bloody or otherwise, behind. Bloody smears, charred craters, disquieting stains and or fine red mists perhaps, but I leave gobbets to the music loving twit.
McMeph: *Sigh* Please just get back to preparing for the damn Warlocks.
Looking at the other Dwarves, it looks like I share quite a few interests with McJaxey, our Healer's Guild dwarf. In particular, a love of explosives. However, we disagree on the subject of piercing vs broadhead javelins. McMeph's love of burning makes three votes for fiery relations with heretics.
Of course, Big D of the 145's love of crude javelins makes him a natural enemy of both McMuzz and McJaxey.
McMuzz: Piercing can punch through armor and strike vital organs like nobodies business!
McJaxey: Broadheads can shear through limbs!
McMuzz: Good luck with that when dealing with heavy armor!
McJaxey: Splint and I keep telling you, you just have to aim for the damn joints!
McMuzz: That music loving twit wouldn't know the first thing about it! Piercing!
McJaxey: Broadhead!
Big D of the 145: Hey, check out the javelins they are carrying. Really interesting examples of primitive craftsmanship.
McMuzz & McJaxey: *Death glare*
McMeph: Oh just give it a rest already. They're coming up on the hellfire mines.
McMuzz & McJaxey: OooooOOOoooooh!