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fire emblem: waifu roulette

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fire emblem: fates except with even more weird gimmicks

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fire emblem: who even knows

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Sirus]

Please don't say anything if this involves spoilers later in either game, but...

Spoiler: probably silly to spoil events from the first six chapters, but whatever (click to show/hide)

Well, I'm not sure the main character is actually related by blood to any of them. They all have Dragon Vein power, it's true, but the main character (and his/her child) are the only ones with pointed ears and the ability to transform into dragons. So far as I know, none of the royal siblings on either side share these attributes, and it really makes me wonder if the Avatar came from someone else entirely. Perhaps in a "Moses in the bulrushes" situation.

[SOLDIER First]

I guess they just.. assumed we'd all find out eventually?
I mean, the "justification" is either because Japan or because midieval times, neither of which exactly make up for it.

[Kanil]

Spoiler: Massive spoilers (click to show/hide)

You're not blood-related to the Hoshidans, either. You can find this out by S-supporting with Ryoma or playing Revelation, IIRC.

Spoiler: Related Spoilers (click to show/hide)

So nice of mom to write to all your half-siblings to tell them that you're not actually their relative, on the oft chance that they want to sleep with you. Mom must've really wanted grandkids...

[Tawa]

Spoiler: On an entirely different note, have laughs at Saizo's expense (click to show/hide)

[Sirus]

Ah, I remember that guy. Thanks for the Flame Shuriken, sucker! Felicia is a murder machine thanks to that :3

[Trapezohedron]

Please don't say anything if this involves spoilers later in either game, but...

Spoiler: probably silly to spoil events from the first six chapters, but whatever (click to show/hide)

Well, I'm not sure the main character is actually related by blood to any of them. They all have Dragon Vein power, it's true, but the main character (and his/her child) are the only ones with pointed ears and the ability to transform into dragons. So far as I know, none of the royal siblings on either side share these attributes, and it really makes me wonder if the Avatar came from someone else entirely. Perhaps in a "Moses in the bulrushes" situation.

Spoiler: MASSIVE SERIES SPOILERS (click to show/hide)

Your closest relative really is Azura. In the sense that both of you are cousins. None of the members in HoshiNohr are part of your "immediate blood-related" family.

Spoiler: Also, ancient texts VERY SPOILERS (click to show/hide)

If you can decipher it, it basically tells you the entire backstory of the conflict+prophecy of FE:Fates.

[JoshuaFH]

I got Kaze to rank S relations with Mozu... And no paralogue opened up??? Are there just no babies in Birthright or is there another prerequisite I'm missing??

[JoshuaFH]

Oh, I know what happened, I just got sofa king trolled. Gerdamn gubbamint took mah baby.

Oh. and to the guy that was looking for a defensive character in BR? Look no further than Obero, with a Silas boyfriend and Guard Naginata, she's very hard to damage, plus every enemy that she does combat with gets their DEF gimped. She's flippin awesome.

[SOLDIER First]

Wait, what happened to the babbeh?

[JoshuaFH]

Wait, what happened to the babbeh?

It got stolen by Nintendo. You'll just have to play Birthright to understand.

[Twinwolf]

I have Birthright and I don't understand.

[JoshuaFH]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kaze 'dies' and is removed from your party in a cutscene. I paired him with Mozu and got them to S rank before this happened obviously, but the game didn't unlock the paralogue because it didn't want to accidentally introduce a continuity error, cause Kaze HAS to participate in that paralogue's cutscene, so I'm guessing I either:

1. Stumbled onto a glitch that has robbed me of Midori.
or
2. I have to wait patiently and see if Kaze un-dies and THEN his paralogue will hit off as him and his waifu have babytastic welcome-back sex.

[Twinwolf]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can save him if you have him with an A-Rank or higher support with your main character. I got spoiled on that a day or two ago, before I got to that point.

[JoshuaFH]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can save him if you have him with an A-Rank or higher support with your main character. I got spoiled on that a day or two ago, before I got to that point.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NINTONDO DUN STOLE MAH BAYBAY!

The worst part is that I can't even re-marry Mozu to anyone else. Because Kaze wasn't chummy with Corrin enough, an inexplicable event I could never have anticipated happened, and now Mozu is married to a corpse.

[Sindain]

*snip*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah that event sucks. And no, he never comes back. Luckily Kaze was only at A with his waifu to be when I got to that point.