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fire emblem: waifu roulette

2 (16.7%)

fire emblem: fates except with even more weird gimmicks

5 (41.7%)

fire emblem: who even knows

5 (41.7%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[Sirus]

I can see it now--the entirety of Fates is just Owain, Inigo, and Severa getting together like twenty years after Awakening and telling their kids a story that they wrote themselves and their kids into.

In FE7 related news, I'll just leave this LP of a QUALITY hack here. It's hilarious.

Running the game's script through gizoogle would be wittier.

...am I the only one that kinda wants to see that now?

[Tawa]

"more accessible" than the main series games

Spoiler: Bad Intsys (click to show/hide)

In all seriousness, I hope it's good. Maybe this one will have multiplayer focus instead?

Running the game's script through gizoogle would be wittier.

...am I the only one that kinda wants to see that now?

Its beloved n' benevolent ruler, Lord Elbert, has mysteriously vanished... as gotz a fuckin shitload of his sworn men, loyal knights whoz ass serve at his side fo' realz. A month has passed without word from tha marquess. Rumorz of his death abound. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha marquesss lil hustla believes his wild lil' daddy lives, n' he has vowed ta find his muthafuckin ass.

"Fuck dat shit, thatz not dat shit. I wanted dem two ta live on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Their lives… They've been so hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thatz why I holla'd what tha fuck I done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! My fuckin vibe was confirmed up in Bern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Black Fang aint all evil. They're bein manipulated by Nergal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of dem must be fightin against they betta judgment."

Gangsta Emblem best Emblem.

[PrimusRibbus]

A Fire Emblem mobile game got announced today. No details on it other than it's still a strategy rpg and will be "more accessible" than the main series games.

About the only way you could make Fire Emblem games more accessible after Fates is to remove combat altogether and turn them into visual novels.

I'm only semi-joking; any inaccessibility in Fire Emblem at this point is because someone just doesn't like turn-based strategy RPGs... the only way around that is to change genres.

[Aklyon]

"more accessible" could also mean 'Hey, we put our game on tablets/phones where no one expects good rpgs! Now more people can access it!'

[Haspen]

About the only way you could make Fire Emblem games more accessible after Fates is to remove combat altogether and turn them into visual novels.

Fire Emblem: Ladies of Eliwood _{(ecchi harem game cuz duh, supports!)}

[JoshuaFH]

Bracing myself for microtransactions for legendary weapons and character revivals.

[SOLDIER First]

Depleteable "energy" bar needed to fight that refills over hours?

[JoshuaFH]

"To unlock S rank relationship with these two characters, put in your credit card information here."

[Elephant Parade]

Characters from past games will probably be purchasable. If we're really unlucky, it'll be Puzzle and Dragon-style, though we'll probably get a wider variety of characters if they take that route.

[SOLDIER First]

Although worst case scenario is it's a bad game they decide to port, since you cannot possibly mess up a purely button-based game being made for mobile except with hypersensitive movement controls or no confirmation messages or somesuch.

[Tawa]

This one will totally be the Genealogy remake fans have been asking for. For $1.99 a character, you can bring the first generation back from the dead!

Depleteable "energy" bar needed to fight that refills over hours?

you're giving me thracia flashbacks oh god

[JoshuaFH]

Extra Incest Edition, just $19.99!

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Extra Incest Edition, just $19.99!

Instant money.

[Nighthawk]

Pft, smartphone games. The real future of Fire Emblem is to go the route that Mario games took: spin-offs.

I can picture it now: Fire Emblem... Tennis.

*Jakob procs a crit*
"You are about to be SERVED!"

[SOLDIER First]

[sully crits]
"Where should I stab ya?"
[robin watches in horror]