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[Gamerlord]

I don't think we should try for something that complex just yet. We only have a basic understanding of the human language so why not make ourself sound like a scared child or something? The whole "Hello? You know where mummy is?" thing through the door.

[Urdothor]

That would be hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

Edit: Has anyone considered that SOMEONE has to know we've escaped.
Obviously someone had to be observing us, the scientists maybe, for testing purposes. Isnt that why we're here?
Maybe they knew we escaped and this is a setup.

[~Neri]

We should knock and act super frigging hyper and cute.

WE WILL KAWAII THEM TO DEATH!

THEY WILL DIE OF NOSEBLEEDS!

[Urdothor]

Lets just break the fourth wall and ask Alex what he wants to do.

[~Neri]

I second that motion.

[flame99]

Lets just break the fourth wall and ask Alex what he wants to do.

((...For the record, you're Alex's thoughts. Imagine how YOU would react if your thoughts asked you for your thoughts on a topic.))
You decide to try and piece together what a human child sounds like, and attempt to replicate it. [14] It's not perfect, but it's still a good job, and the guards seem to buy it.
Hewwo, mistuhs. Do you know where my mommy is?
"Oh excrement! I never did trust the scientists, but they've tested on a blood-soaked youth! This is exceeding a distance, I'm opening the door and saving the thing. Afterwards, I'm going to kill those scientists!"
The door slides open, powered by some unseen hydraulics, and a human, clad in some kind of armor, momentarily reaches out for you, before he realizes just what you are. He looks momentarily terrified, but you try to stop this by acting cute. [18] The guards are no longer afraid, or so it seems, and one even reaches out to pet you.
"...Okay, so it's not a youth. Still adorable."

[Urdothor]

My thoughts already do that.
I react just fine.

I'm terrified by his ability to be a cute eight eyed freak.

Edit: I'm tempted to say we should bite the hand that pets us.

[Gamerlord]

NO. SNUGGLE~

[escaped lurker]

NO. SNUGGLE~

Good thinking! Snuggle-kills are just the best... <З

[Urdothor]

We are a superior being.
We do not snuggle with this filth.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I'd say continue being cute, ask what's going on. -1 on the stabbity, though.

[Urdothor]

Fine.
No Stabbity.

If we are his thoughts, think how messed up this guy must be with so many voices.

[~Neri]

Snuggle and be cute! Also -1 at stabs.

[Urdothor]

Why no stab?
One can be perfectly cute while stabbing.
Like Puss in Boots.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Why no stab?
One can be perfectly cute while stabbing.
Like Puss in Boots.

I'm not sure if we have anything to stab with. The claws are on our feet, aren't they?
Aw, no, on our hands, too. Still, stabbing potential allies isn't very wise. We have to use that [18] to our advantage somehow, besides committing stabbance on things.