I'm so thirsty right now, I could drink anything.
Drink the eggnog. Yes, really.
"Sweet. Pudding. Now I only need..."
Eggnog! Steal it! Drink it!
"Hmm... I like these! I hope I get to keep them."
Twink launches a bit of [magically-extracted] ground at Rom. Specifically at his nethers.
"Let's get this ON!"
Charge over to Rom and beat him senseless with the chainmail.
That's...unconventional.
[Rom init: 3+1]
[Mark init: 4+3]
[Twink Init: 2-1]
[FedUps init: 1]
[Mark grab:
6+1]
[Rom avoid grab: 2+1]
Markland lunges at Rom, grabbing for the eggnog, which spills out over the carpet.
"...I meant to do that? It was probably poisonous?
I wonder if I could lick it out of the carpet..."
Rom begins to cry over spilled eggnog, in direct conflict with the Sixth Rule of Elven Decency. (Sure, it's usually taken figuratively, but still.)
[Twink Magic: 6-1] Twink extracts a good-sized chunk of floor.
[Aiming: 5]
[Dodging: 1-1]
[Damaging: 3-2]
[Not getting killed: 1]
On one hand, the chunk majestically arcs into the center of Rom's nethers, which were for some reason being thrust at the chunk of ground. On the other hand, Twink would lose at arm-wrestling to his own grandmother. Sure, it
hurts, but that's about all. He's crying, but that might be because of the spilled eggnog, you know?
FedUps briefly mourns the 'nog and the nards, before smacking the victim with his chainmail. Because that's totally what armor is made for.
[FedDex (sorry*): 6+1]
[Rom Agility: 5-1]
[Armor Durability: 6]
[FedUps Strength: 3+3]
[Rom Toughness: 6]
The armor holds together, despite being made largely of sugar and magic and also never intended to be used as a weapon. Its spikes point inwards, and they're more needley in shape than speary. It does still cause more pain.
*Not really.
Raron hides behind a tree... Preferably his little airplane will do something
It follows you, kinda zooming around your head, perhaps trying to find something.
Seriously Hexographer, what the heck?
Twink (kj)
Wounds: None
Inventory: Sentient, Cybernetic Ears
Raron (superblackcat)
Wounds: None
Inventory: Magic Paper Airplane (Swift, Nail-tipped)
Note: -- Toughness.
Rom (darkpaladin)
Wounds: Assorted Bruises (-1 to all rolls for 3 rounds)
Inventory: No eggnog!
FedUps
Wounds: None
Inventory: Candy Corn Chainmail
Markland (Harry Baldman)
Wounds: None
Inventory: Figgy Pudding
Note to self: Record what the little devices do. I remember about half, overall, but I'll need to reroll some of it. Good news: The forgotten stuff is the stuff I haven't had come into play yet!
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