Well, since magic damage seems to be directly tied to strength for some reason Twink charges into the fray ears first.
Kick Twink in the face, because he's an asshole.
"Now this is a party!"
Grab the closest elf and beat the second-closest elf with him.
That would be Markland and Rom, respectively.
Beat Rom because of bad language
"God damn it all to hell, now there's... hm. Well, my standards ain't that high, really..."
Suck up as much eggnog from the ground as possible. I've drunk less sanitary things before. If I can, be wary and careful of any others using me as an impromptu bludgeon.
[Initiative: Twink 2-1(4-1), Rom 2+1, FedUps 4(3), Raron 2-1(6-1), Mark 1+3(1+3)]
[Order: Markland, FedUps, Rom, Raron, Twink]
[Drinking: 5+1] You suck up the eggnog greedily. Um, for future reference, few potions work well in one's lungs. [4-1] This one has partial effect, thankfully...not that you know what it is. FedUps swiftly discovers, however...
[Picking up Markland: 4+3]
[Aiming Markland: 6+1v4+1-1-1]
[Rom Resistance: 1+3v2-1]
[Markland Resistance: 1+3v4]
[FedUps Resistance: 1+3v3+1]
[FedUps Grip: 2+3-2]
[Markland Grip: 1+1]
FedUps lifts the thirsty, choking elf above his head before smashing him into Rom, who seems dragged into the blow. Rom's head is smashed by the elf-wielding elf, dazing him, with worse to come. Like, brain damage worse. Markland and FedUps are comparatively okay, although the former slips a bit out of the latter's grasp. Pudding also escapes grasps, but of Markland.
Twink is not here yet, and you don't feel like running right now.
[Raron attack: 5-1v3+1-1-1]
[Raron ouchies: 5+3v4-1]
[Airplane Attack: 4v6+1-1]
Raron charges at Rom, breaking some ribs. His airplane zooms past, whistling sadly.
And, finally, Twink shows up.
[Twink Attack: 2v2+1-1-1]
[Twink Damage: 3-2-1v2-1-1]
[Rom counter: 5-1-1v5-1]
He body-slams Rom, who kicks. The two fall down before being dragged apart.
A Judge drags Rom and Twink apart. "Ye arraght?"
[4+3] Another elf, looking made of granite, enters the fray, tearing open a white Nintendo 3DS that has a couple highlighted buttons, one silver and one lime green.
Twink (kj)
Wounds: None
Inventory: Sentient, Cybernetic Ears
Raron (superblackcat)
Wounds: None
Inventory: Magic
Paper Airplane (Swift, Nail-tipped)
Note: -- Toughness.
Rom (darkpaladin)
Wounds: Assorted Bruises (-1 to all rolls for 2 rounds), Brain Damage (1/3 chance of -1 to physical actions, 1/2 chance of -2 to mental actions), Broken Ribs (-1 to actions involving upper body), Dazed (-1 to all actions for 1 round)
Inventory: No eggnog!
FedUps (Toaster)
Wounds: None
Inventory: Candy Corn Chainmail
, Markland
GraniteWounds: None
Inventory: White 3DS
Markland (Harry Baldman)
Wounds: Eggnog'd
Inventory: Clothes
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