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Author Topic: Roll to Santa  (Read 3331 times)

Elephant Parade

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Roll to Santa
« on: December 24, 2013, 09:02:19 pm »
You are Santa. Due to recent budget cuts, your reindeer-drawn sleigh has been replaced with a bicycle with a flashlight taped to it.

Unfortunately, you are still expected to deliver gifts to the world.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 09:03:14 pm »
Give Italy power.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2013, 09:06:02 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on December 24, 2013, 09:03:14 pm
Give Italy power.
(2)Italy's not the first stop on your route.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2013, 09:06:55 pm »
Start our route.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2013, 09:07:41 pm »
get bay12 to help build a new mode of transportation, without killing your workforce.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 09:09:14 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 24, 2013, 09:06:55 pm
Start our route.
(3)You begin pedaling, but you can't get off the ground.

Quote from: poketwo on December 24, 2013, 09:07:41 pm
get bay12 to help build a new mode of transportation, without killing your workforce.
(4)Bay12 begins constructing something.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 09:12:59 pm »
FASTER FAT MAN, FASTER!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2013, 09:14:33 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 24, 2013, 09:12:59 pm
FASTER FAT MAN, FASTER!
(6)Your bicycle rockets around the world, right back to the North Pole. The reason it stops there is because it hits a tree and explodes.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2013, 09:16:12 pm »
RUN THE ROUTE TO THE ROCKY MUSIC!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2013, 09:17:20 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 24, 2013, 09:16:12 pm
RUN THE ROUTE TO THE ROCKY MUSIC!
(5)Intensive training enables you to run very, very fast. This won't help you cross water, unfortunately.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 09:21:33 pm »
DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU SANTA! SURF ACROSS THE OCEAN ON ICE LIKE THE BADASS YOU KNOW YOU ARE!
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2013, 09:24:17 pm »
Get on the TV, and see if BILLY MAYS has a special T.V offer for a good flying slay.
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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 09:52:40 pm »
Become a wizard.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 09:59:52 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 24, 2013, 09:21:33 pm
DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU SANTA! SURF ACROSS THE OCEAN ON ICE LIKE THE BADASS YOU KNOW YOU ARE!
(6)You surf across the ocean. Unfortunately, you accidentally surf across the entire ocean and arrive at the North Pole. Again.

Quote from: poketwo on December 24, 2013, 09:24:17 pm
Get on the TV, and see if BILLY MAYS has a special T.V offer for a good flying slay.
(1)BILLY MAYS does indeed have an offer for a flying slay. You buy it, and it slays you.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on December 24, 2013, 09:52:40 pm
Become a wizard.
(4)You are now Santa Ghost Wizard.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2013, 10:00:57 pm »
DO IT ALL AGAIN!
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