Yeah, I have a similar shrine set up in my current world, around 15 shrines crammed into the Northwestern corner of the map. I trekked up with a competent hammer man and 6 companions, one if which, Ucib, had told multiple times of her 2 kidnapped children that were taken to the Goblin capital. I trekked across the tundra and came to the shrine. Immediately, we see 2 Titans murdering each other in the blizzard and we reach them as one kills the other. Then, we pound down on the survivor until it bleeds out.
I think that's good enough for one day, 2 Titan's dead after all, so we head south to the Human capital, but before we can fast travel, a Titan cuts us off. I look at the beast, a giant hulking beast (some type of dinosaur with massive jaws) made of solid steel. I refuse to abandon any companions, so the battle begins.
For 15 minutes in real life, we fight. He bites, wrestles, and rips apart all of my companions one by one, except for Ucib who was holding back as the archer. When they are dead, he starts bearing down on me. He breathes poisonous gas in my face while also biting at me, but I somehow continue to avoid each hit by the closest margin. His skull is too thick to break through with my bronze war hammer, so I continuously pound his upper body, until I manage to break ribs inward, bruise and shatter lungs, and virtually destroy it. This goes on for another 15 minutes, until the inevitable happens, my character is over-exerted. He falls to the ground, dehydrated, starving, and too tired to fight. All he can do is roll out of the way and block attacks with his shield; to strike back would take too much strength. After a few in-game hours of his desperation, he gains the strength to strike one more time, shattering the beast's true ribs through the lung and breaking the lung! My spirits raise, for I think I've won, but the beast continues to attack unaffected, my character is so tired that he can only roll around now. Then, the beast breaths out its poison gas, causing my adventurer to roll away, and I watch the beast sputter. That poisonous breath was his last.
Hill Titan has suffocated
I pick myself off the floor and look around me. A ring of my dead soldiers corpses surrounds me. I look at myself and find I'm miraculously unharmed. Then, sifting through the death for provisions, I stumble across Ucib's crushed and mangled body. I need more soldiers if I'm going to rescue her children.
I scrounge up some food, melt some snow, and butcher the Titan's corpse so that people will believe the story. Lugging the giant skull across the tundra, I come to the capital, walk into the castle, throw it right in front of the Lord and tell him that I've slain the beast.
"It was inevitable," he says.
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