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[Burnup]

Here are some I've posted before:

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I had a legendary wrestler who grew slowly to power by holding enemy weapons while his followers surround and mutilate them.

He died when his group of 20 got jumped by a goblin group of around 60.

He was holding enemies weapons with his upper and lower everything and biting while at it.

so... He could hold down 9 goblins at a time.

but with his followers dead, I kind of saw it as the 9 goblins were holding him down as he got stabbed to death by gobbo spears..

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Really bad ass axedwarf shielduser armoruser on his way to collect his candy everything from my old fort with his 15+ followers.

My fort was classic medieval castle keep with 3 block wide inner and outer walls, both walls and the keep are perpetual roof covered pillboxes. walls and keep only accessible from underground. underground only accessible from the courtyard of the keep.

On his way in I thank armok it hasn't been inhabited by-

Event #1:
You take a bolt to the face
You have been struck down!
...

rinse and repeat around 16 times.

...

He finally got in! Though he is now a wreslter shielduser armoruser.. And has 5 out of the 12+ followers he started with. Fought his way through the first room, then while turning into one of the main halls he-

Event #2:
You got shanked in the face by a goblin!

...

Event #3:
rinse and repeat event #1 a good 8 more times. then rinse and repeat event #2
then rinse and repeat event #3 a good 5 times.
...


He finally got in! Though he is now a lasher shielduser armoruser.. And has 2 out of the 8+ followers he started with. Fought his way through the first room, then while turning into one of the main halls he-
Slew 3 legendary knife wielding goblins! Then went up to the inside of the keep and-
Slew 15+ legendary goblin Xbowmen! While taking bolt hits from the inner wall.. Went back underground, then up into the inner wall and-
Slew 12+ legendary Goblin Xbowmen! while taking bolt hits from the outer wall.. Went back underground, then up into the outer wall and-
Slew 10+ legendary or otherwise goblin Xbowmen!

...

yay redundant defenses.

...

Then proceeded to clear out the rest of the underground, slew the undead fortress underneath pulled the fun lever and-
Left his men to die! sealing the rest of the world from Hell Fun. Then in his shame he left the edge of the world map and turned into a seal. then gorlak. then fire imp. then-
I deleted that save!

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Two of my front gate guards + eight war dogs, held off two ambushes long enough for my civis to get inside. Not one of the goblins died.. I told all military to NOT go outside. But I suppose the sight of the last front gate guard dragging his bleeding and mutilated body closer to the soon-closing gate was too much for one barely competent sword dwarf.

He was one tick away from the gate catapulting him into space.

And now was outside with eight dead war dogs, a dead guard, a guard about to be finished off, and somewhere around 8 goblins.

The sword dwarf charged straight in, stopping the guard from being finished off. Killed one, dodged another. A goblin went after the downed guard again. The sword dwarf would have none of it! He charged passed the three goblins in front of him just to back stab the goblin threatening his friend. Dodged a bolt, killed another goblin.

And so on.. Until no goblins were left. The sword dwarf took no wounds, and gained a title. The guard survived.

I made that sword dwarf go through #$%& as part of a suicide squad until I found that no matter what I threw them at, no one in his squad would die. Years later I ended up making him the military leader, Had a huge tomb made. suited him with artifact; 1 boot, 1 shield. Everything else Candy, with his candy sword named. I planned on having my adventurer come in and don his equipment, then invade the undead fortress in the depths of my fort, then pull the Fun switch.

But the mother#$%&r wouldn't die! And I wouldn't kill him.

That fort was dying due to FPS..
So I had the now legendary sword dwarf lead his squad into the undead fort and do all of this himself. He did it with no losses.. But I had forgotten he couldn't pull the Fun switch.. So I just tunneled down unleashing Fun upon the world. He stopped them.. losing every man in his military, he alone stood atop the bodies.
"What the hell are you?" I said to the screen.

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Full plate shield/lasher:
losing all My followers when I was traveling over mountains, I was following the mountaintop killing the few who got in my way, avoiding the rest. Got to a chasm with a natural stretch of stone across it, I had no choice but to go for it. Half way across I ran into a dead end. The other half of the natural bridge was 2 tiles away from me through open air.. I looks back, and observe the horde flooding towards me. I fought heroically until dodging off into thin air! And fell over 40 z levels, narrowly missing spikes of stone, and other natural bridges.

BAM, I nailed a 4x3 of 7/7 water at the bottom. I crawl out, and look up. It was raining bogeymen, they were smashing into the merciless stones around me, some even hitting the natural spikes above me, Bodies shattering.. Not one made it into the tiny pond that had saved me. I had lost my way, But I escaped the mountains 3 days later, finding new followers, on a new adventure.

Otherwise recently:

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armor user
shield user
dodger
observer

My most recent character began with no offensive skills, Therefor had to kill any way he could.
I find a camp with some vagabonds. I had a crossbowman and a bowman follower at the time.

A swordman and hammerman walk up to me. I throw my beginning spear and nail the hammerman in the head!
Alright good start.

I walk up to the swordman and grab his weapon. Then start kicking him to weaken so I may grab his throat in the crook of my arm.
Enemy reinforcements are coming! Oh.. ooo.. ah.. Nevermind they are running from the barrage of bolts and arrows my followers are providing. I get a maniacal grin and look back to the swordman in my arms.

I get the swordman on the ground and continue beating on him with my kicks. That is when the wounded hammerman (The one with a spear in his head.) crawls over and interrupts my kill.

I fall back into a axeman that has a bolt sticking out of his gut. I grab his weapon, and then the bolt. Because of the high level of pain (I assume) I was able to shoke him out and stomp his skull in. I now have an axe 

By now the enemy commander (Maceman) was in sight and heading to the wounded swordman and hammerman.

I swagger over to the two wounded, the swordman was unconcious and the hammerman was trying to drag himself away.
I look down at them, then up to lock eyes with the commander as I stomp the wounded's skulls.

I get surprised by a axeman coming out from behind the tree right next to me!
I throw the axe! miss! I pick up the fallen sword that lies next to my feet and pull my dagger out of my backpack.

I charge away from the commander and towards the axeman!
That was when the full enemy force reached the plateau where the fight was happening. (About 4 people.) They charge my ranged units! Two instantly scatter and start falling like flies to their shots!

I turn towards our new guests and throw my dagger nailing a two-handed-swordsman in the the arm. He drops his sword!
And then within only a split second I am in mortal combat with the axeman. I grab his weapon and his head, I gouge out both his eyes and then throw my sword at a person who is about to interrupt. The sword gets him in the gut! He starts moving away from where the axeman and I are fighting. Crawling.. I'll leave him for my followers..

The commander is still trying to reach me. He's been in a dead sprint directed towards me the entire time.
He was three tiles away when I got done gouging out the axeman's cheeks. Then suddenly a bolt was in the poor axeman's head. I give my followers a scolding look, drop the axeman but keep the axe, and face the commander with the shit eating grin on my face.

I get cocky and grab his throat first. He bashes me in the leg with his mace! It bruises my skin..

usually one would think: "Oh yeah.. That is why I grab the weapon first.."
Instead I thought: "HOW DARE HE."

And then grab his head.. He bashes me again.. bruises muscle..
"ARRORRR!" I fail to get any further in wrestling as he continues to bash me.
So I start going to town on him to weaken him more.

After exchanging blows for a bit, I finally think of something relatively smart: I should move this fight into the sights of my ranged units.

when I get back there, I notice wounded enemies with tons of bolt/arrows in them sprawled all over the open field.
I ignore the commander and start stomping skulls of wounded. I was thinking: "I risked enough in that fight, time for my followers to take some hits for me." The reality wasn't as charming.

The commander's first hit breaks my bowman's wrist.. He doesn't get a second hit as I jumped in right about there..
I grab his weapon, break his ankle with a kick, and decapitate him with the axe from earlier.

"Woo, that was close right guys?"

[Untio11]

After fleeing from a village because they found out I was a vampire I started battling some random horses.
I fought one horse untill it fainted while he was unconscious I bit him in the tongue, ripped it out by shaking it and then I left it to bleed to death.
The other horse fled when I tried to attack it, so I threw the tongue of his dead buddy and broke his leg with it. Then I stabbed him in the head and left.

[Vidox Darkling]

Everything here was done in Masterwork Dwarf Fortress.


I was ambushed while traveling by about 30 humans. One was an Axelord. After rumbling with him for a good minute, I managed to get ahold of his axe and tear it out of his hands. Then that happened.


Another time, I was playing an assassin-style character and assassinating every Elven noble in the world. I found the queen of one of their civilizations and snuck up behind her. That happened. I stayed behind just long enough to make sure she bled to death.


Same character, I leapt on another Elven Queen from behind while sneaking. That happened. Beautiful.

[nomoetoe]

I had a fight in the catacombs during my adventures, I fought a few dozen goblins and decided to finish them off, I then realized I had 2 arrows in me (one of them had punctured my lung) I considered retreating but I decided to screw everything and rushed in there. I was successful and got out unscathed. (minus some minor scarring from the arrows.)

It should be noted this was the first thing I did in my adventure. c:

[SammyLiimex]

When I learned about wrestling and using it to bite off body parts, I went on a unarmed rampage of bandits that accumulated in biting off the groin of the male bandit leader and then throwing it through his brain and killing him.

[Elagn]

One time in adventure mode I got a quest to kill a dragon. I went to the dragon and, with my iron short sword hacked on it until it fell unconcious. After that, I decided I wanted a "pet" dragon, so I knocked out all it's teeth and chopped off all extremities, periodicaly leaving and returning so it didn't die of blood loss. I was especaily careful when I removed it's guts. It took a lot of work to spill them, run before blood loss killed it, then come back and chop them off, and run so it didn't die. Unfortunatly, each time I had to re-nock it out, at which point I decided to just gorge out it's eyes so it wouldn't be able to see and respond. My other problem was my sword couldn't chop through the legs and tail, so I went and got a great axe, practiced some, and came back to make it a head, neck, upper body, and lower body. It is interesting to eat part of an animal when the creature is still alive

[uncle.kat]

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This was fun.

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I recently came across some pigmen. I finished the last one by slashing his belly - his guts fell out - grabbing him by the guts and ripping them of. Since he was still alive, but lying on the ground, I smashed his head with my boot. Bloody hell.

This was more fun, but forgot to take screens.

[NRDL]

- I once made a Captain America adventurer, maxed out a bunch of skills and stats, eventually got a mission to destroy a goblin encampment.  There must have been at least 20 goblins there, lot of crossbowgobs, and using a combination of stealth, my impenetrable shield skills and nearly maxed out dodging skill, I didn't get a single scratch on me.  I was also literally running faster than the gobs could shoot me at that point, and caving in faces and spines with every punch and kick.

- I once made a Spartan type adventurer, maxed out spear, shield and wrestling skill, maxed out physical perks as well, eventually I decided to try and kill the demon lawgiver of a civ.  The thing was massive, had deadly dust, and locked me in a useless grip which still prevented me from dodging.  I blocked every single attack it threw, including the deadly dust.  After a thousand stabs, it finally died of bloodloss, because it had no real internal organs for me to destroy.

-And I have successfully fended off bogeymen with legendary wrestlers, using nothing but hand to hand combat and biting.  The night doesn't seem so scary when you can bite off the hands and feet of the dwellers of the dark, leaving them to die of bloodloss. 

[uncle.kat]

The night doesn't seem so scary when you can bite off the hands and feet of the dwellers of the dark, leaving them to die of bloodloss. 

THIS

[Jack Smythe]

Found a dragon while wandering. Was an outsider without any gear. Left the spear back in town, lost the dagger in a fight. Went into a lair to hide and rest up. I thought I'd cleared it out earlier, but it was a dragon cave. I lost an arm, and beat the dragon to death with it. Suffered burns all over and barely made it out. Actually ended up reducing the nearby forest to ash because when I tried to run at first, it followed me out and had a rather bad aim.

[TheFlame52]

The night doesn't seem so scary when you can bite off the hands and feet of the dwellers of the dark, leaving them to die of bloodloss. 

THIS

[Propman]

I still remember my first adventurer. He was ambushed by a bunch of wolves, and had long since lost his weapons to shenanigans, and you know what he did? He wrestled all six of them with nothing but his bare hands. There were no survivors.

[Jack Smythe]

I still remember my first adventurer. He was ambushed by a bunch of wolves, and had long since lost his weapons to shenanigans, and you know what he did? He wrestled all six of them with nothing but his bare hands. There were no survivors.

Not even your adventurer?

[Propman]

He bled to death afterwards, but killing six wolves beforehand sure was manly.

[Broseph Stalin]

I fought a group of bandits and killed most of them before one stabbed me in the face. I grabbed his knife, wrestled it away and lopped his head off. As I was bleeding to death I looked at my inventory and saw that even though I was holding the knife I had not removed it from my head. I decapitated him with a weapon that was still lodged in my body.